10-18-2014, 07:57 PM
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#6811
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The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator
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10-19-2014, 05:12 AM
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#6812
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The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator
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10-24-2014, 09:51 PM
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#6813
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Ah, how many times I have thought, shirley we can come up with a better and more believable version of god....preferably one that is not a misogynistic egomaniacal psychopath.
"If God inspired the Bible, why is it such a piece of shit?" (Kaziglu Bey)
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10-24-2014, 09:52 PM
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#6814
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ghoulslime wrote
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How timely and appropriate this is. Dr. Suess had some profound insights about human nature, and clever ways to express these!
"If God inspired the Bible, why is it such a piece of shit?" (Kaziglu Bey)
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10-24-2014, 09:56 PM
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#6815
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I love your Dr Seuss perversions, GS.
"If God inspired the Bible, why is it such a piece of shit?" (Kaziglu Bey)
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10-25-2014, 04:45 AM
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#6816
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lostsheep wrote
Ah, how many times I have thought, shirley we can come up with a better and more believable version of god....preferably one that is not a misogynistic egomaniacal psychopath.
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Right? I understand why many people are afraid to die, and wish there was a magical daddy in the sky to save them from reality. But why such a nasty one? Couldn't we just agree to worship the Beer Bunny, The Cake Leprechauns, or perhaps the Mortgage Mother - who pays off your mortgage if you keep her commandments.
The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator
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10-25-2014, 04:47 AM
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#6817
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lostsheep wrote
I love your Dr Seuss perversions, GS.
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I think Dr. Seuss would have given a chuckle at these perversions of his wonderful stories, but would have felt sad to know how accurately they reflect reality. I count him as one of the best teachers in my life. I still have some of his books.
The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator
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10-25-2014, 04:48 AM
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#6818
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The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator
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10-25-2014, 06:03 PM
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#6819
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The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator
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11-03-2014, 04:55 AM
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#6820
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These are the things I have learned from Jesus:
1. Toilet yellow - be mellow!
2. Toilet brown – flush it down!
3. Never jack off another man, unless you have his permission.
Thank you, Jesus!
The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator
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11-07-2014, 03:54 PM
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#6821
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Quote:
ghoulslime wrote
Right? I understand why many people are afraid to die, and wish there was a magical daddy in the sky to save them from reality. But why such a nasty one? Couldn't we just agree to worship the Beer Bunny, The Cake Leprechauns, or perhaps the Mortgage Mother - who pays off your mortgage if you keep her commandments.
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You are reminiscent of my favorite GoTs character...Tirian Lanister!
"If God inspired the Bible, why is it such a piece of shit?" (Kaziglu Bey)
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11-07-2014, 03:58 PM
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#6822
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Quote:
ghoulslime wrote
I think Dr. Seuss would have given a chuckle at these perversions of his wonderful stories, but would have felt sad to know how accurately they reflect reality. I count him as one of the best teachers in my life. I still have some of his books.
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Indeed, he would have felt sad, but not surprised. He was a great moral teacher, especially for children. I fear his lessons are lost on most adults.
"If God inspired the Bible, why is it such a piece of shit?" (Kaziglu Bey)
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11-08-2014, 10:10 AM
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#6823
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Too bad you morons are running from that one on one debate huh
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11-08-2014, 10:24 AM
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#6824
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Yo
Yeah you... the big talking idiots. Run from that one on one debate
Morons
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11-08-2014, 01:05 PM
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#6825
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Quote:
Tsun Tsu wrote
Too bad you morons are running from that one on one debate huh
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"ask any pious fellow of your acquaintance to put what he believes into the form of an affidavit";
“I, (Tsun Tsu), having the fear of Hell before me, do solemnly affirm and declare that I believe it was right, just, lawful and decent for the Lord God Jehovah, seeing certain little children of Beth-el laugh at Elisha’s bald head, to send a she-bear from the wood, and to instruct, incite, induce and command it to tear forty-two of them to pieces.” TBT HL Mencken
Use foolproof airtight logic on a mind that's closed and you're dead. - William J. Reilly, Opening Closed Minds
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