Shitlord Of The Week

[Professor Chaos]

Gerson and Kennedy for Shitlord!!!!!!!!!!

[antix]

Professor Chaos wrote

Gerson and Kennedy for Shitlord!!!!!!!!!!

Indeed :cheers: Either are truly worthy of the title. Wank, on the other hand, is best left forgotten.

[anthonyjfuchs]

Truly. I rescind my nomination. Walton seems more like the streaky brown residue left in the toilet after a particularly juicy turd gets dragged around the bowl during a flush than true Shitlord material.

Ehh... you're right. I rescind my nomination, too.

I've only been here for a couple of days, so I guess I haven't yet gotten a feel for what "true Shitlord material" is.

[JU Mike]

I don't know about her religious stance, but should we nominate Nancy Grace as the next shitlord? That bitch needs a serious spanking.

[antix]

JU Mike wrote

I don't know about her religious stance, but should we nominate Nancy Grace as the next shitlord? That bitch needs a serious spanking.

I know virtually nothing about Nancy. Got any links that display true Shitlord potential?

[Professor Chaos]

Damnit, we're two nominations deep already, with no coronations.

Choobus, you are the master of the thread. Do we have any winners?

[JU Mike]

antix wrote

I know virtually nothing about Nancy. Got any links that display true Shitlord potential?

You Tube

You Tube

You Tube

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nancy_Grace

This should cover all, but once again I know nothing about her religious stance. Maybe someone else knows.

JU Mike wrote

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nancy_Grace

This should cover all, but once again I know nothing about her religious stance. Maybe someone else knows.

She's a whore for a variety of reasons, but nothing about religion.

[anthonyjfuchs]

Professor Chaos wrote

Do we have any winners?

Who have won this title? Shirley, you jest.

[Philboid Studge]

Shitlord X, Assraper of Gnomes, said recently that he used to be an atheist, but after reading three pages of CS Lewis' Mere Christianity, his "arguments against faith lay in ruins."

PZ Myers posted those three pages here, as well as a smackdown of that "weak-minded, uncritical dink," Franny C.

Hear ye, Hear ye My Fellows,

I hereby formally nominate one Gordon D. Katz, Esq. as our next Shitlord.

One need only consult the e-mail sent to our most honorable site administrator to be convinced of his worthiness of this, our most exalted title.

http://ravingatheists.com/forum/showthread.php?t=13617

What say ye, Lord Choobus?

[Professor Chaos]

Katz is (allegedly) just the lawyer, though. Based on the name (and profession - yeah, I said it, sue me), I'd also guess he's Jewish.

[nkb]

Being Jewish doesn't disqualify you from Shitlord nomination, does it? Spewing shit can be done in many languages and many faiths.

However, I don't think he qualifies for the lofty requirements that Shitlordship demands.

[Professor Chaos]

Yeah, I guess not. For some fucked-up reason I was thinking this was a Christian-only award.

But yeah, I don't know that he's quite worthy. I'm starting to worry that SLotW is dead.