Proof of God

[ghoulslime]

By the way, just making a quick drive-by post. Has Jesus returned yet? When he does, can somebody let me know, so that I can ask him some questions! I have a lot of questions! The first one is, "Jesus, my holy lord, do you regularly shave your balls?"

[ghoulslime]

I think the best proof for God is the Bible. How can you atheists say there is no God, when the Bible clearly says that He exists? My favorite Bible story is where Jesus fucks Mohammed’s mouth, while he fingers Buddah’s asshole. This is clear proof that God is real, and has a marvelous plan for us.

[Smellyoldgit]

[HumbleBeauty]

Hobotronic2037 wrote

Sorry Mars, this link is broken. I’d love to see your proof of a global flood.

https://proofofgod.wikia.com/wiki/Ca...etical_physics

[Hobotronic2037]

HumbleBeauty wrote

https://proofofgod.wikia.com/wiki/Ca...etical_physics

So the thesis of your deluge theory is this:

“If you grant that my theory of physics is correct, then you must also grant that my theory of the expansion of the Earth is correct. And subsequently you must grant that the gods exist, such that they could have spared some men, otherwise, mankind and all the animals on land could not have possibly survived such an event.”

That makes zero logical sense. And what’s with the “you gotta grant me” shit. I grant you nothing.

You need to get this peer reviewed through prestigious universities.

They will tell you what I will tell you. It’s bad logic and bad science.

But have it done by the actual science community. Then you will see that, when you get the same response from them that you get from me, both me and the smartest scientists in the world have reached the same conclusion: you’re full of shit.

[HumbleBeauty]

Hobotronic2037 wrote

So the thesis of your deluge theory is this:

“If you grant that my theory of physics is correct, then you must also grant that my theory of the expansion of the Earth is correct. And subsequently you must grant that the gods exist, such that they could have spared some men, otherwise, mankind and all the animals on land could not have possibly survived such an event.”

That makes zero logical sense. And what’s with the “you gotta grant me” shit. I grant you nothing.

You need to get this peer reviewed through prestigious universities.

They will tell you what I will tell you. It’s bad logic and bad science.

But have it done by the actual science community. Then you will see that, when you get the same response from them that you get from me, both me and the smartest scientists in the world have reached the same conclusion: you’re full of shit.

what did you think of my theory of physics?

[Smellyoldgit]

[Sinfidel]

Thou shalt not kill

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_o..._by_death_toll