Posts that don't deserve threads, Volume II

[Smellyoldgit]

Professor Chaos wrote

Did they check Smelly's house?

Recent exchange with a caring doctor, reading the standard prepared script:

Doc: “Mr Git, it would help if you drank just a little less.”
Me “But you’ve just confirmed all my functions are in the ‘ideal/perfect’ range?”
Doc: “You can improve your life expectancy by drinking less.”
Me: “Bullshit- I won’t live any longer, it’ll just feel like it”

I win.

[ghoulslime]

Smellyoldgit wrote

Recent exchange with a caring doctor, reading the standard prepared script:

I win.

Yep, Smelly! You do want you want to do until the leprechauns call you home!

[ubs]

Smellyoldgit wrote

I win.

Have another.

[Smellyoldgit]

Hello stranger.
.... I do believe my good health was toasted with a little something.

[Michael]

Hey!

So We talked about how Egor had his own forums/website going for a while, just thought I'd update everyone (because I know you care so much).

Anyway, whilst most ignored it, I actually went ahead and registered on his forum, and became one of the main contributors there. However, since there were only about 5 people that posted on those forums, you can take that as you will.

Don't take this the wrong way, but I like Egor. His religious views make him believe and say some crazy, and downright nasty things, but under all that is...I don't know...something. A small ember of a person I can empathise with.

The problem is he is batshit crazy. He's changed his website again from being a religious website to being a book-review website, to being an "online church". Then he added the forums, had a bunch of people from atheist forums on and said that the forum was a "free-speech" forum, then he blocked someone for saying something he didn't like, then he removed the forum when people stopped posting, and now it's a "dream interpretation" website.

Seriously, and I mean this with all sincerity, and without the "ha! look at him fail" smugness that would otherwise come along with this: I feel for the guy. He's obviously lost in his own belief, searching for that something to make his ideals whole, but not being able to find it. Everytime he thinks he settles on the thing that he thinks will fill that hole, make him a full person, but every time it just leaves him empty, and he has to pull it down and try again.

It would be the most frustrating thing in the world to never be able to feel at peace with yourself, and I can only hope that he is able to one day get help to achieve this.

Anyway, check out veridican.com if you want your dream interpreted! I'm sure egor would be happy to help!

[Smellyoldgit]

My less-than-expert analysis puts him in a very typical theist mould - a nasty, weak minded, lazy, jibbering fuckwit. Whilst trying to sound oh so deep and profound, he's little more than a complete imbecile flitting from one bombed-out heap of horseshit to the next.

He certainly does have some form of mental screw loose, but I'm buggered if I know how to hammer the thing back in!

[Davin]

I do feel bad for the guy, but his behavior is horrible enough to wash out any sympathetic impulses.

[Davin]

Our new troll isn't very good at trolling.