06-22-2009, 09:54 AM
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#31
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Obsessed Member
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Quote:
Choobus wrote
Hmm, seems like you are prone to throw tantrums when you are called on your bullshit. Perhaps you should consider being less of a bullshitter.
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Look who's talking Mr. Tantrum-Opotamus / Bullshit Meister. I stand by everything I've said, with the exception of a single word. I should have said 'can't, at present' instead of simply 'can't'. Other than that, as I said, blow me. And perhaps you could seriously consider answering my question at some point? I'd really like to know; do you, or do you not, do oral?
P.S. I think you're still pissed off because I was goofin' on foreskins a while back and you were, for some inexplicable reason, personally offended by this and now hold an eternal grudge against me. But I'll admit that I could be wrong about this. Just a hunch.
Atheism is a strictly non-prophet organization. - Carlin
And the Catholic Cow sez: "The Inquisition was a legal proceeding.
Victims had rights, trials, etc."
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06-22-2009, 10:01 AM
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#32
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Organ Donator
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Beastly Muck
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Quote:
Cap'n Relativity wrote
So in conclusion I'd just like to ask once again, do you do aural? And if so, blow me.
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But if he does aural, what you're really asking is to get fucked in the ear. Not that there's anything wrong with that!
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La propriété, c'est le vol ...
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06-22-2009, 10:03 AM
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#33
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I Live Here
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Location: prick up your ears
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Quote:
Captain Relativity wrote
P.S. I think you're still pissed off because I was goofin' on foreskins a while back and you were, for some inexplicable reason, personally offended by this and now hold an eternal grudge against me. But I'll admit that I could be wrong about this. Just a hunch.
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What the fuck? I just mentioned that you were bullshitting (again). If you wish to "goof"* on foreskins you go right ahead. It's of no consequence to me.
*(I don't really know what that is, but it sounds like an old man taking out his teeth and sucking on some floppy cockskin. But I'll admit that I could be wrong about this. Just a hunch.)
You can always turn tricks for a few extra bucks. If looks are an issue, there's the glory hole option, but don't expect more than ... tips.
~ Philiboid Studge
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06-22-2009, 10:06 AM
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#34
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Obsessed Member
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: far-Northern California
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Quote:
Philboid Studge wrote
But if he does aural, what you're really asking is to get fucked in the ear. Not that there's anything wrong with that!
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(damn, I just keep doing that!) Right, it's been my experience that aural, not oral, sex is generally done in the ear canal. What's your point?
Atheism is a strictly non-prophet organization. - Carlin
And the Catholic Cow sez: "The Inquisition was a legal proceeding.
Victims had rights, trials, etc."
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06-22-2009, 10:10 AM
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#35
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Organ Donator
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Location: Beastly Muck
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Well there are Christers who think they can preserve their virginity if they only take it up the poopshoot. I guess auricular boning would be for jeetards who wish to preserve Uranus.
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La propriété, c'est le vol ...
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06-22-2009, 10:18 AM
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#36
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Obsessed Member
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Listen, Philboid, you've followed what I've said so far. In your opinion, is anything I've said particularly objectionable or outrageous? Have I said anything that you would be inclined to take issue with? I mean other than my idiotic, but mirth-making, use of aural in place of oral, of course.
Atheism is a strictly non-prophet organization. - Carlin
And the Catholic Cow sez: "The Inquisition was a legal proceeding.
Victims had rights, trials, etc."
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06-22-2009, 10:20 AM
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#37
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Mistress Monster Mod'rator Spy
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: The North Coast
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"I do not intend to tiptoe through life only to arrive safely at death."
Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle.
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06-22-2009, 10:34 AM
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#38
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Obsessed Member
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Location: far-Northern California
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Quote:
Kate wrote
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I don't get it. Is this a statement or a question?
Atheism is a strictly non-prophet organization. - Carlin
And the Catholic Cow sez: "The Inquisition was a legal proceeding.
Victims had rights, trials, etc."
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06-22-2009, 10:38 AM
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#39
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I Live Here
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: UK
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Quote:
Whisper wrote
That. That right there. That is the ugliest tattoo/implant combination I have ever seen.
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you've seen many?
“'I am offended by that.' Well, so fucking what." Fry
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06-22-2009, 10:40 AM
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#40
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Organ Donator
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Quote:
Captain Relativity wrote
Listen, Philboid, you've followed what I've said so far. In your opinion, is anything I've said particularly objectionable or outrageous? Have I said anything that you would be inclined to take issue with? I mean other than my idiotic, but mirth-making, use of aural in place of oral, of course.
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On Saturday night, I was at a married couple's place for dinner when an idiotic argument between them escalated into a vicious fight. I can't really remember what it was about -- something to do with Iranian erections -- partly because I was determined to tune them out and partly because I had eaten a magic muffin a couple hours earlier (went to see "Moon" -- solid quality sci-fi film, btw) and the I-don't-give-a-fuck effects were still lingering. Anyway, while I was trying to enjoy a New Zealand sauvignon blanc (How can something that tastes vaguely of cat pee be so tasty? It is though!), the wife appealed to me and my date to adjudicate their contretemps and admit that the other was being unreasonable. Well my date agreed with her -- quelle motherfucking surprise! -- and so she got roped to their retarded and pointless fight. Well I begged out of it and went back to daydreaming and drinking. Here's the thing: I was the only one in the apartment who wasn't behaving like a raving lunatic, and yet I was ultimately considered to be the asshole by all three of them.
Does that answer your question?
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La propriété, c'est le vol ...
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06-22-2009, 10:43 AM
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#41
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Mistress Monster Mod'rator Spy
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Well, if I had been your date, then I would've started making out with you. I'm all about the ignore mode!
The Jesus guy wasn't there, was he? Oh, and BTW, do you have a piccie of the xmas tree hung in effigy? I really liked that motif.
"I do not intend to tiptoe through life only to arrive safely at death."
Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle.
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06-22-2009, 11:01 AM
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#42
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I Live Here
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Quote:
Philboid Studge wrote
Does that answer your question?
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You can always turn tricks for a few extra bucks. If looks are an issue, there's the glory hole option, but don't expect more than ... tips.
~ Philiboid Studge
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06-22-2009, 11:19 AM
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#43
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Senior Member
Join Date: May 2008
Location: UK
Posts: 860
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Quote:
psychodiva wrote
you've seen many?
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I've seen a few - though not in person
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Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge: it is those who know little, and not those who know much, who so positively assert that this or that problem will never be solved by science.
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Charles Darwin.
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06-22-2009, 11:27 AM
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#44
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Organ Donator
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Beastly Muck
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KAters this thing?
No Jeebus was not there. I haven't heard from him in a while, maybe he's dead. He'll be back...
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La propriété, c'est le vol ...
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06-22-2009, 11:34 AM
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#45
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Mistress Monster Mod'rator Spy
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: The North Coast
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hee hee.....Net Nanny is blocking it....can you email me? I'll give you a kiss...
"I do not intend to tiptoe through life only to arrive safely at death."
Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle.
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