Religiously protected baby blowjobs

[zdave]

How can you pass up a title like that!?

http://gothamist.com/2012/03/14/auth..._herpes_mo.php

Assholes.

[Kinich Ahau]

Yuck!

[Eternal]

Vampire blowjob.

[Smellyoldgit]

[Eternal]

They need the foreskins, they save them up and when they have enough they use them to genetically engineer Rabbi's. That's why they are all complete pricks.

[Sol]

Eternal wrote

They need the foreskins, they save them up and when they have enough they use them to genetically engineer Rabbi's. That's why they are all complete pricks.

Wait !

Rabbi's are complete pricks ?

Say it aint so......

[Eternal]

Sol wrote

Wait !

Rabbi's are complete pricks ?

Say it aint so......

I'm sorry to burst your bubble my friend.

God spoke to me the other night, I have received lots of information that we already know but he doesn't yet receive credit for. So I must write a book with these new revelations to help lead mankind into the light of the lords love.

[Stargazer]

Eternal wrote

I'm sorry to burst your bubble my friend.

God spoke to me the other night, I have received lots of information that we already know but he doesn't yet receive credit for. So I must write a book with these new revelations to help lead mankind into the light of the lords love.

Hey! now you can start your own religion, coerce your wife into being its only other member, write your own newspaper and blog where you say nasty things about those who disagree with you.....

What?

It's already been done?

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[lostsheep]

Eternal wrote

I'm sorry to burst your bubble my friend.

God spoke to me the other night, I have received lots of information that we already know but he doesn't yet receive credit for. So I must write a book with these new revelations to help lead mankind into the light of the lords love.

lol...

[Sol]

Eternal wrote

I'm sorry to burst your bubble my friend.

God spoke to me the other night, I have received lots of information that we already know but he doesn't yet receive credit for. So I must write a book with these new revelations to help lead mankind into the light of the lords love.

Whilst you was having this chin wag with her contraryness..... she didn't happen to mention anything about the 4:15 at Chepstow by any chance ?

[missgreengreen]

Whoa...
Also, sort of unrelated but all the talk of foreskins made me think of it... I think there's a church somewhere in France that claims to have the actual foreskin of Jesus. Ick.

[Eternal]

missgreengreen wrote

Whoa...
Also, sort of unrelated but all the talk of foreskins made me think of it... I think there's a church somewhere in France that claims to have the actual foreskin of Jesus. Ick.

That would make a really cool keyring.

[Eternal]

Strangely enough she said you may ask. She said Lady Bridgette all the way. I would have let you know before 4:15 but I have only just seen your message.

[Sol]

Eternal wrote

Strangely enough she said you may ask. She said Lady Bridgette all the way. I would have let you know before 4:15 but I have only just seen your message.

Like dude, I had an each way on the Lady ( a monkey on a yankee) but that waz like last week on the 10th

Feckin deities, no concept of time.

Ask her what she fancies in the 4:20 tomorrow, (I got a pony on Jonjo's nag.)

[Eternal]

Sorry about that, It must be the omniscience and omnipotence confusing the fuck out of her again.

She said The Red Laird, I might stick a Gorilla on it meself, across the board.

It is also roofers day, so we must expect a couple to be withdrawn due to being knocked out.

She also says the religious way to bet is to watch the horses before the race, observe which one does the biggest shit. This horse must be lighter and more comfortable after a big dump, so therefore it is a safe bet. She has a point, running whilst touching cloth can impede your progress somewhat.