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10-29-2009, 05:23 PM
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I Live Here
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I'm gonna start Halloween a day early. I'm going to Mexico tomorrow - dentist first - post and crown, then dinner with dentista and dentista's sister. (Both way hot)
For Halloween Day and into the next day, I will be deviously disguised as a drunken American asshole getting shit faced and whoring in a titty bar with mis amigos locos Mexicanos. The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator |
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10-29-2009, 09:18 PM
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He who walks among the theists
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"The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one." George Bernard Shaw |
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10-29-2009, 09:40 PM
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I Live Here
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Chandler- Arizona
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...I always do this, scare kids & drink Grolsch
  Christians and other folks infected with delusional beliefs think and reason like schizophrenics or temporal lobe epileptics. Their morality is dictated by an invisible friend called Jesus. |
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10-30-2009, 08:36 AM
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Great mask, Cal.
BTW, all you parents can rest easy. There has never been a reported incident where a trick-or-treater was poisoned by a stranger. Here's the Snopes page on it: http://www.snopes.com/horrors/poison/halloween.asp |
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10-30-2009, 09:44 AM
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Organ Donator
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Location: Beastly Muck
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That's no mask, assilem.
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10-30-2009, 09:49 AM
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Organ Donator
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Pukin' Pumkin' always a hit with the kids.
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10-30-2009, 09:51 AM
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Organ Donator
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also a hit: goatse pumpkin.
 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ La propriété, c'est le vol ... |
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10-30-2009, 10:11 AM
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He who walks among the theists
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: The Big D
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Along the lines of the goatse:
"The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one." George Bernard Shaw |
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10-30-2009, 05:10 PM
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Location: Pittsburgh
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5 years ago I was Jesus at my Halloween party, which was a big hit. People could just say, "Check out Jesus _________________" and fill in the blank with what I was doing and it would be giggle-inducing.
"Check out Jesus doing a kegstand." "Check out Jesus losing all of his money at Hold 'Em." "Check out Jesus puking in the front yard." "Check out Jesus passing out in the bathroom." "Check out Jesus pissing himself while passed out in the bathroom." Good times. The next day was trick-or-treating (pre-children for me). The Jesus costume was covered in alcohol and other fluids, so I just put on the wig and a Red Sox cap and was Johnny Damon. I will grieve. Grief is not a theistic concept. ~ Sternwallow |
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10-30-2009, 09:40 PM
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He who walks among the theists
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: The Big D
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Anyone want to clue me in on how to post a picture, and not have it vanish after a day? "The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one." George Bernard Shaw |
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10-30-2009, 10:03 PM
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I Live Here
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Which is better to make, a joke and a point or a poke and a joint?
(Pretending that the correct answer is not context sensitive and that "priors" in one's "folder" need not be considered.)  "Those who most loudly proclaim their honesty are least likely to possess it." "Atheism: rejecting all absurdity." S.H. "Reality, the God alternative" |
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