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Old 03-09-2012, 09:25 AM   #286
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Don't strain yourself too much sir, it gets easier as you get older. Just ask my dad, his balls and kneecaps resemble a Newtons Cradle.
So did his back become more flexible or did his genitals grow longer? Maybe there is something to look forward to in old age.
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Old 03-09-2012, 09:26 AM   #287
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What are we gonna do now that our hamster has up and runned off? How shall we entertain ourselves now that his little running wheel is empty?
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Old 03-09-2012, 09:28 AM   #288
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Egor's wife was a devoted masturbator,
With a double-headed high-speed vibrator.
She hammered at her snatch,
'Til the damn thing wouldn't latch,
And gaped open like the mouth of a gator.
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Old 03-09-2012, 11:42 AM   #289
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What are we gonna do now that our hamster has up and runned off? How shall we entertain ourselves now that his little running wheel is empty?
We'll just be patient and wait for the next combative, self-obsessed theist to invite himself to the forum.

Sure, it's likely to be a somebody peddling many of the same tired, baseless assertions as Egor does, but it will at least be a new somebody.

Egor is played out.
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Old 03-09-2012, 01:04 PM   #290
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soooo, the kids are tired of the chew toy...

m'kay. rebait the traps.
One of the most irrational of all the conventions of modern society is the one to the effect that religious opinions should be respected....That they should have this immunity is an outrage. There is nothing in religious ideas, as a class, to lift them above other ideas. On the contrary, they are always dubious and often quite silly.
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Old 03-09-2012, 01:39 PM   #291
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Thanks Eva. I'm finding it difficult to laugh at him now. I sort of feel sorry for the pathetic dope.
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Old 03-09-2012, 03:10 PM   #292
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the pathetic dope.
Methinks you vastly overrate the living placenta.
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Old 03-09-2012, 03:15 PM   #293
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So did his back become more flexible or did his genitals grow longer? Maybe there is something to look forward to in old age.
Unfortunately his back has become less flexible. The Newtons Cradle is due to an elongation of the scrotum, I think the medical term is "Saggus Bollockitis".
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Old 03-09-2012, 04:33 PM   #294
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rebait the traps.
I wouldn't count them chickens.
The tedious shitstained liar will be back when the gathering tumbleweed & deafening silence engulf his wanky blog.
.... and when his book sales peak at zero .... who knows what delights of crapitude we can expect.
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Old 03-09-2012, 05:00 PM   #295
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I don't know Smelly. I'm pretty sure his wife will buy his book. Maybe even a few guys from TTA.
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Old 03-09-2012, 05:29 PM   #296
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I don't know Smelly. I'm pretty sure his wife will buy his book. Maybe even a few guys from TTA.
I'm currently having a look about over there, never even knew it existed so thought I'd have a browse.
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Old 03-09-2012, 05:29 PM   #297
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aw, but c'mon, smelly.....we need a new toy....
One of the most irrational of all the conventions of modern society is the one to the effect that religious opinions should be respected....That they should have this immunity is an outrage. There is nothing in religious ideas, as a class, to lift them above other ideas. On the contrary, they are always dubious and often quite silly.
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Old 03-09-2012, 06:55 PM   #298
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aw, but c'mon, smelly.....we need a new toy....
So does Egor's wife! Yuck yuck yuck!
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Old 03-09-2012, 07:04 PM   #299
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I know!

Let's take turns pretending to be theists! =D
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Old 03-09-2012, 07:09 PM   #300
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I know!

Let's take turns pretending to be theists! =D
That's a great idea!

Do you acknowledge that Sakya died for your sins, and will you accept him as your personal savior and redeemer? Or do you intend on burning in Hell for rejecting His love, you immoral person?
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