03-09-2012, 09:25 AM
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#286
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Eternal wrote
Don't strain yourself too much sir, it gets easier as you get older. Just ask my dad, his balls and kneecaps resemble a Newtons Cradle.
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So did his back become more flexible or did his genitals grow longer? Maybe there is something to look forward to in old age.
The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator
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03-09-2012, 09:26 AM
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#287
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What are we gonna do now that our hamster has up and runned off? How shall we entertain ourselves now that his little running wheel is empty?
The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator
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03-09-2012, 09:28 AM
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#288
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Egor's wife was a devoted masturbator,
With a double-headed high-speed vibrator.
She hammered at her snatch,
'Til the damn thing wouldn't latch,
And gaped open like the mouth of a gator.
The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator
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03-09-2012, 11:42 AM
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#289
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I Live Here
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Quote:
ghoulslime wrote
What are we gonna do now that our hamster has up and runned off? How shall we entertain ourselves now that his little running wheel is empty?
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We'll just be patient and wait for the next combative, self-obsessed theist to invite himself to the forum.
Sure, it's likely to be a somebody peddling many of the same tired, baseless assertions as Egor does, but it will at least be a new somebody.
Egor is played out.
"So many gods, so many creeds! So many paths that wind and wind, when just the art of being kind is all this sad world needs."
--Ella Wheeler Wilcox
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03-09-2012, 01:04 PM
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#290
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Super Moderator
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Puerto Rico
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soooo, the kids are tired of the chew toy...
m'kay. rebait the traps.
One of the most irrational of all the conventions of modern society is the one to the effect that religious opinions should be respected....That they should have this immunity is an outrage. There is nothing in religious ideas, as a class, to lift them above other ideas. On the contrary, they are always dubious and often quite silly.
H. L. Mencken
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03-09-2012, 01:39 PM
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#291
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Obsessed Member
Join Date: Aug 2010
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Thanks Eva. I'm finding it difficult to laugh at him now. I sort of feel sorry for the pathetic dope.
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03-09-2012, 03:10 PM
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#292
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Stinkin' Mod
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Britland
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Quote:
West491 wrote
the pathetic dope.
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Methinks you vastly overrate the living placenta.
Stop the Holy See men!
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03-09-2012, 03:15 PM
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#293
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Thank God I’m an atheist
Join Date: Apr 2011
Location: Little Britain
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Quote:
ghoulslime wrote
So did his back become more flexible or did his genitals grow longer? Maybe there is something to look forward to in old age.
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Unfortunately his back has become less flexible. The Newtons Cradle is due to an elongation of the scrotum, I think the medical term is "Saggus Bollockitis".
"Belief means not wanting to know what is true"
Friedrich Nietzsche
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03-09-2012, 04:33 PM
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#294
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Stinkin' Mod
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Britland
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Quote:
Eva wrote
rebait the traps.
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I wouldn't count them chickens.
The tedious shitstained liar will be back when the gathering tumbleweed & deafening silence engulf his wanky blog.
.... and when his book sales peak at zero .... who knows what delights of crapitude we can expect.
Stop the Holy See men!
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03-09-2012, 05:00 PM
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#295
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Obsessed Member
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I don't know Smelly. I'm pretty sure his wife will buy his book. Maybe even a few guys from TTA.
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03-09-2012, 05:29 PM
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#296
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Thank God I’m an atheist
Join Date: Apr 2011
Location: Little Britain
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Quote:
West491 wrote
I don't know Smelly. I'm pretty sure his wife will buy his book. Maybe even a few guys from TTA.
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I'm currently having a look about over there, never even knew it existed so thought I'd have a browse.
"Belief means not wanting to know what is true"
Friedrich Nietzsche
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03-09-2012, 05:29 PM
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#297
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Super Moderator
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aw, but c'mon, smelly.....we need a new toy....
One of the most irrational of all the conventions of modern society is the one to the effect that religious opinions should be respected....That they should have this immunity is an outrage. There is nothing in religious ideas, as a class, to lift them above other ideas. On the contrary, they are always dubious and often quite silly.
H. L. Mencken
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03-09-2012, 06:55 PM
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#298
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I Live Here
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Quote:
Eva wrote
aw, but c'mon, smelly.....we need a new toy....
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So does Egor's wife! Yuck yuck yuck!
The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator
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03-09-2012, 07:04 PM
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#299
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Member
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: Galloway, Ohio
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I know!
Let's take turns pretending to be theists! =D
Christians! Want to convert some atheists? read this!
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03-09-2012, 07:09 PM
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#300
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I Live Here
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Quote:
orangeitis wrote
I know!
Let's take turns pretending to be theists! =D
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That's a great idea!
Do you acknowledge that Sakya died for your sins, and will you accept him as your personal savior and redeemer? Or do you intend on burning in Hell for rejecting His love, you immoral person?
The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator
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