01-08-2010, 09:36 PM
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I Live Here
Join Date: May 2007
Location: So Cal
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Tips for Trolls
Or how to participate in a flame war. This resource so obviously belongs here that I am shamelessly copying the whole list
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- Tell your opponent that the argument is over, because it's degenerated into pointlessness.... doing so at the end of your post giving you the lengthy last word in it.
- Predict the imminent death of the Internet. ("Film at 11!")
- Call your opponent a Nazi.
- Change the subject by pointing out all of your opponent's grammar and spelling mistakes.
- Post some horribly vicious and insulting note about your opponent.... several minutes later, post a profuse apology, claiming that you'd intended to send the message privately to a friend.
- a: Refer frequently to pretend hordes of lurking supporters, who have mailed you privately to express their agreement and gratitude.... but aren't willing to come out publicly and say anything. (See also here.)
- b: Accuse your opponent of trying to intimidate your hordes of supporters.... add indignantly that you "will not be silenced".
- Attempt to impress/silence your opponent by discussing your professional credentials and experience related to the topic at hand, which clearly make your opinions better and more correct than anyone else's.... be vague about details if your credentials and experience aren't actually all that impressive. (Also known as "dueling resumes".)
- Accuse your opponent of being overly sensitive, or suggest in a patronizing tone that they "must be having a bad day".
- Claim that an insult or other rudeness was "just a joke", and suggest that your opponent has no sense of humor.
- Claim that *everything* is a matter of opinion, that there are no such things as facts or truth.
- a: Claim that facts are absolute.... that there's never any such thing as dispute or disagreement about a fact.
- b: Assume that everything you learned in college, no matter how many years ago nor how much a field has advanced in the meantime, is completely unchanged.
- Redefine words to mean whatever you want them to mean. (Also known as the "Humpty Dumpty" defense.)
- Refuse to look something up, if challenged to do so.... no need, surely your memory is perfect.
- Ask your opponent to supply lengthy and detailed references for their every statement.
- Claim that if something works for you/your spouse/your kid/your parent/your best friend/your boss/your hairdresser's first cousin's dog's veterinarian, it will always work for everyone.... and if it doesn't, it's because they're not doing it right.
- Tell your opponent that you've traced their IP address, and if they don't let you win, you'll post their personal information in the public forum.
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Never give a zombie girl a piggy back ride.
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01-08-2010, 10:44 PM
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He who walks among the theists
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: The Big D
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Scary how many of those apply to Bovina.
"The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one."
George Bernard Shaw
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01-09-2010, 03:55 AM
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Stinkin' Mod
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Britland
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This little gem would certainly top lil's list.
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Attempt to impress/silence your opponent by discussing your professional credentials and experience related to the topic at hand, which clearly make your opinions better and more correct than anyone else's.... be vague about details if your credentials and experience aren't actually all that impressive.
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Stop the Holy See men!
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01-09-2010, 08:41 AM
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Guest
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Can I assume that Bovina is another person whose posts I should ignore?
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01-09-2010, 08:53 AM
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I Live Here
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: UK
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oh yes- but pop into them every now and then just for entertainment value
crikey that list fits her perfectly!! - and a couple of others here too
“'I am offended by that.' Well, so fucking what." Fry
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01-09-2010, 10:20 AM
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He who walks among the theists
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: The Big D
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Quote:
tjakey wrote
Can I assume that Bovina is another person whose posts I should ignore?
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Bovina = Cow = Lily
"The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one."
George Bernard Shaw
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01-09-2010, 10:37 AM
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nkb wrote
Bovina = Cow = Lily
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Ahh...you guys should provide programs for us newbies.
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01-09-2010, 10:49 AM
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I Live Here
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: UK
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A dictionary would have helped me when I first arrived
“'I am offended by that.' Well, so fucking what." Fry
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01-09-2010, 08:38 PM
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Obsessed Member
Join Date: Mar 2008
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Redefine words to mean whatever you want them to mean. (Also known as the "Humpty Dumpty" defense.)
This is VERY popular among the theists, and it's my favorite one, b/c I find it amusing, (though at the same time irritating). God so-loved the world he created, that he has wiped it out once and he will do it again, soon, dammit. "love"= exterminate
Great post, btw, ubs, very funny.
"If God inspired the Bible, why is it such a piece of shit?" (Kaziglu Bey)
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