Scientists Confirm Australopithecus Believed in Intelligent Design

Berkeley, CA – In an amazing turn of evolutionary events, paleontologist Tim D. White of the University of California – Berkeley, has unburied what many inside the scientific community are calling, “the Australopithecus Bible”. The exceptional Ethiopian artifact was recently found alongside several skulls and tooth fragments in the barren area of the Middle Awash valley, in the arid Afar region. Estimated at an age of over 4 million years old, the unique religious relic provides interesting new ideological insights for paleontologist and theologians alike. Both groups in agreement that the unearthing of the finger-nail scrawled fossilized scripture, confirms the belief Intelligent Design had existed since the time of the nomadic pious prehistoric primates.


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[Victus]

Oh the irony.

21st Century Priest: We were created by God, no evolution!

Australopithecus cerca 4 million BC: Yeah!