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Old 08-29-2013, 06:14 AM   #16
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Yes, wallaby balls to your "proof".

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Old 08-29-2013, 08:10 AM   #17
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Really, I would say that "God hates Judaism".

Would be the more correct conclusion.

But, it does make for a pretty good "proof of God", to look at the "Tisha B'Av curse", on Judaism.

Thank you Jews

For that.

It helps atheists.

A very good service.

To bring sobriety

To atheists.

A great benefit.
No thanks; I'd rather not conform to a Deity susceptible to human emotions.

I hear Bovina gives incredibly good blowjobs. What do you think Choobus?
anyone who can swallow the catholic turdology with such enthusiasm must have practically no gag reflex
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Old 08-29-2013, 10:41 AM   #18
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You are obviously a pea brained dolt, here to spam your shit-stained website full of stupidity and wank. Why do you think anyone with an IQ slightly above that of a retarded plankton gives one ounce of a flying fuck about your mental health problem?





No.

I am more here to tell you that the Second Coming, of The Lord Jesus, is now on the earth.

Atheists, specifically, need to know that.

So

I tell you.

You are welcome.
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Old 08-29-2013, 10:45 AM   #19
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No thanks; I'd rather not conform to a Deity susceptible to human emotions.






You really have no choice.

Everyone has to "make their peace with God", at some point.
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Old 08-29-2013, 12:30 PM   #20
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What the fuck are you smoking Mark?


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In fact, the name Jesus Christ, actually translates out to "Jesus, who smokes pot".
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Again, simply the facts.
Stiffos, you can take a hike.
The facts are the facts, and those are the facts.
Like it or lump it.

Marijuana gets you in much better contact with the Shekinah, or God. It is "a doorway", to God.
That's why it was used.


So..

You got that.

God is here

To make your day better.

Not worse.


And hemp is a big part of that.




Mark my words my dear.
Or ignore them.
(I would mark them.)



Where do I sign up

thank goodness he's on our side
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Old 08-29-2013, 01:29 PM   #21
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Where do I sign up





Hemp, is in the bible, this is true.

http://patients4medicalmarijuana.wor...-in-the-bible/

God is not here, to ruin your day.
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Old 08-29-2013, 02:57 PM   #22
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God is not here, to ruin your day.
We know that.
Minions like you have got that covered.

thank goodness he's on our side
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Old 08-29-2013, 06:31 PM   #23
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You really have no choice.

Everyone has to "make their peace with God", at some point.
Well god can make peace with my dick, that should suffice no?

I hear Bovina gives incredibly good blowjobs. What do you think Choobus?
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Old 08-29-2013, 08:57 PM   #24
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Old 08-29-2013, 08:59 PM   #25
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Bona fide fucking loony!

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Old 08-30-2013, 01:57 AM   #26
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We know that.
Minions like you have got that covered.





No no no.

Finding out that God is real, is a very good thing.

Even for homosexuals, or anyone who thinks "they are now in trouble".

You are not in trouble.

Homosexuals, CAN go to Heaven.

I would tell you.

And that's good news.

That they probably, did not expect.

From me.

But, this is true.

You just have to start "routinely, saying grace".

Anyone, who says grace, at every meal, goes to Heaven.

Everyone.

No matter, what sin.

And easy trapdoor

Has been found.

And it is open, to anyone.

Salvation

Is at hand.

And no soldiers

Left behind.
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Old 08-30-2013, 03:50 AM   #27
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Well, I am glad you looked at the website.

The first crack, in the dam, has occurred.

It is just a matter of time.

Now.
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Old 08-30-2013, 03:54 AM   #28
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Atheists, here is your proof of God's existence, the 9th of Av
There are a very wide variety of ways to prove out the existence of God.

.....


God has put a curse on the whole thing, Judaism. I would be very very fearful of dying still enslaved to it. Time to stop sugar coating reality. The historical evidence says that God is really just waiting to wrap his hands around your neck. And that is putting it mildly. If you become a Christian, you will avoid that fate.

A savior would tell you that.
I'm not going to quote the whole thing because the amount of FONT tags to remove is too much for me to want to deal with. Instead, I will copy and paste the relevant bits.


Anyway, here is how some of those dates look when viewed on wikipedia -

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The Jews were expelled from England on July 18, 1290 (Av 9, AM 5050).[6]
The Jews were expelled from France on July 22, 1306 (Av 10, AM 5066).
The Jews were expelled from Spain on July 31, 1492 (Av 7, AM 5252).[7]

And here is how they look on your post -

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6. The Jews were expelled from England on July 25, 1290 (Av 9, 5050 AM).
7. The Jews were expelled from France on July 21, 1306 (Av 9, 5066 AM).
8. The Jews were expelled from Spain on August 11, 1492 (Av 9, 5252 AM).

The edit history shows some of these dates were changed approximately a month ago, the note says "Incorrect Hebrew dates listed for some of the events."), and about 2 months before that, the revision history shows someone changed the dates of the calamaties without explanation.


So, either you have the correct dates, wikipedia has the correct dates, or neither of you do. Either way, what we're seeing is a distinct clash between the two sources.

Looking at the note in wikipedia for #8 (relevant part italicised) -
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Barclay, Rabbi Elozor; Jaeger, Rabbi Yitzchok (2003). Guidelines: Over Four Hundred of the Most Commonly Asked Questions About the Three Weeks. Targum Press. ISBN 1-56871-254-5.. Note that July 31 is the Julian calendar date; corrected for the Gregorian calendar it would be August 10.
Now, August 10 is closer to your date, but still not quite there.

I don't want to accuse you of deliberately fudging the dates, I like to think the best of people when I first meet them.

However, if I had to posit a guess, I would say that there is some confusion when converting dates between calendar systems. The "AM" date is converted to a Gregorian calendar date - which just so happens to line up (almost, but not quite) with the "9th of Av" in the Julian calendar, and so the two become confused.


Either way, from first glance it looks to me like several of your supposed "proofs" didn't happen when you want them to have happened. Further investigation might change that, but for now I've got a six-pack and a season of "The Office" calling my name. Sorry.




And even if all those dates did match up, it wouldn't matter. You've got a confirmation fallacy going on here. So many bad things have happened to Jews over the years (a lot directly because of christian bias), that it's not amazing that some of it happens to line up.

I bet I could go through and find many years that bad things happened to the Jews on days that weren't the 9th of Av - years that also happened to have absolutely nothing happen on that supposedly "cursed" date. What happened there? Did god just forget (on the ones where it happened later)? or did he get too impatient and not want to wait smite them? Or does he just have bad aim?

The only way this could work as proof is if bad things always happened to the Jews on that date, and only ever happened to them on that date, and that simply isn't the case.

Michael...you are correct
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Old 08-30-2013, 04:20 AM   #29
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Okay, so I've paused "The Office" for a second, just for one more point.


You wrote this (relevant dates bolded)

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10. On August 2nd, 1941, (Av 9, 5701 AM), SS commander Heinrich Himmler received approval from the Nazi party for "The Final Solution". One year later, to the day, the plan was formally implemented. The final solution was the almost completely successful plan to murder all the Jews in Europe. Almost 50% of the Jews on the face of the earth were captured and killed at that time.

Meanwhile, wikipedia has this to say on the matter -

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Massacres of about one million Jews occurred before the plans of the Final Solution were fully implemented in 1942, but it was only with the decision to eradicate the entire Jewish population that the extermination camps were built and industrialized mass slaughter of Jews began in earnest. This decision to systematically kill the Jews of political Europe (inclusive of the Jews in Vichy North Africa) was made either by the time of or at the Wannsee Conference, which took place in Berlin, in the Wannsee Villa on January 20, 1942. It occurred very shortly after the Babi Yar massacre was carried out and the conference was chaired by Reinhard Heydrich. He was acting under the authority given to him by Reichsmarschall Göring in a letter dated July 31, 1941. Göring instructed Heydrich to devise "...the solution of the Jewish problem..." During the conference, there was a discussion by the group of Nazi officials as how best to handle the "Final Solution of the Jewish Question". A surviving copy of the minutes of this meeting[2] was found by the Allies in 1947, too late to serve as evidence during the first Nuremberg Trials.

Now, this of course doesn't mention August 2nd, nor Himmler, but I'm unsure where you're getting your dates for this, especially as Himmler was a superior to several of the men attending that conference and (this is me speculating here) it seems he most likely would have been privvy to that information already.


It just seems like your dates are out on this one. I'm curious where you got your information for this, so I can correlate.

Michael...you are correct
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Old 08-30-2013, 05:02 AM   #30
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Thank you for your input.

My goodness, you were busy.

Well, the wikepedias still say, "they all happen on Tisha B'Av".

No?

I think yes.

And there is another cross reference listed on the page, that you missed.

And it is from Chabad.org.

The largest, and most high profile, JEWISH organization, on the internet.

I think we will both agree.

And they have an article about Tisha B'av also.

And you will notice

That it is IDENTICAL

To me.

http://www.chabad.org/library/articl...inth-of-Av.htm

So..

The "Tisha B'Av curse", is a very real thing.

Very real indeed.

No?
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