Dear Yahweh, You’re Fired

dstallma · 02-11-2015, 08:05 PM

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Dear Yahweh,

Our working relationship is not what it used to be. My parents absolutely worshiped and adored you, so out of respect for them, I feel that it’s only right to explain to you my thought process re what I’m about to tell you. I’m sure you can see what’s coming next and have anticipated it for a while. If not, why not?

We communicated often at the start, then less and less. Some years ago I noticed that certain duties which are part of your job description were being neglected or mismanaged. I’ve called you several times, leaving messages asking you to address these issues but you have repeatedly refused to answer my calls.

http://www.patheos.com/blogs/rationa...etter-for-god/

ghoulslime · 02-12-2015, 07:52 AM

I always feel sorry for people who are angry at "God". It is wasted energy, isn't it? If one were to worship a god, why choose Yahweh? He is such an asshole. Why not Aphrodite or some other nice god / goddess?

Smellyoldgit · 02-12-2015, 12:21 PM

I still have a soft spot for Mbombo - can't beat a good puke of an occasional planet.

dstallma · 02-12-2015, 07:07 PM

I have a soft spot for Athena goddess of wisdom & knowledge.

Kinich Ahau · 02-12-2015, 09:36 PM

I have a soft spot for Bacchus. The sort of God I could get along with.

Prycejosh · 06-29-2015, 03:41 AM

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dstallma wrote

http://www.patheos.com/blogs/rationa...etter-for-god/

its very interesting you say that, its not that god hasnt addressed them its that you havent done your research and asked pastors about this. i will be gods answer for you to help you understand things you didnt know.

Prycejosh · 06-29-2015, 03:42 AM

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ghoulslime wrote

I always feel sorry for people who are angry at "God". It is wasted energy, isn't it? If one were to worship a god, why choose Yahweh? He is such an asshole. Why not Aphrodite or some other nice god / goddess?

"yahweh" is the only real god and hes willing to help you in many different ways its just your so stubborn you havent realised this. be angry with the devil not god.

AtomJack · 06-29-2015, 06:13 AM

I recommend this trolling fuckwit be confined to that thread where he and Jerry can peek under each other's plaid wool skirts. There is no value to what pj brings to the party.

Smellyoldgit · 06-29-2015, 07:43 AM

I'm torn between 'Trolling Fuckwit' and 'Extremely Dense Dolt'.
I'll lean towards EDD for the time being and folks do seem to be enjoying baiting the idiot.
He only seems capable of preaching the standard line of horseshit and he's probably too dense to understand what troll confinement is all about.

I can easily tidy up if his shit splatters too far.

Sinfidel · 06-29-2015, 07:59 AM

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Prycejosh wrote

"yahweh" is the only real god and hes willing to help you in many different ways .

This is better advice.....

Sinfidel · 06-29-2015, 08:19 AM

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Prycejosh wrote

its very interesting you say that, its not that god hasnt addressed them its that you havent done your research and asked pastors about this. i will be gods answer for you to help you understand things you didnt know.

WOW! When did God appoint you as His spokesman?

So why did God let 9 people get shot in His church?

AtomJack · 06-29-2015, 08:23 AM

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Smellyoldgit wrote

I'm torn between 'Trolling Fuckwit' and 'Extremely Dense Dolt'.
I'll lean towards EDD for the time being and folks do seem to be enjoying baiting the idiot.
He only seems capable of preaching the standard line of horseshit and he's probably too dense to understand what troll confinement is all about.

I can easily tidy up if his shit splatters too far.

Fair enough. I think EDD may be a better fit. If other people enjoy baiting it, I'm OK with letting it go. It is only confined to a few threads.

Sinfidel · 06-29-2015, 08:23 AM

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ghoulslime wrote

I always feel sorry for people who are angry at "God". It is wasted energy, isn't it? If one were to worship a god, why choose Yahweh? He is such an asshole. Why not Aphrodite or some other nice god / goddess?

Priapus?.....

Sinfidel · 06-29-2015, 08:29 AM

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Prycejosh wrote

"yahweh" is the only real god and hes willing to help you in many different ways its just your so stubborn you havent realised this. be angry with the devil not god.

“The only place you don’t want to hear “Jesus loves you” is in a Mexican prison.”

Prycejosh · 06-30-2015, 02:12 AM

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Smellyoldgit wrote

I'm torn between 'Trolling Fuckwit' and 'Extremely Dense Dolt'.
I'll lean towards EDD for the time being and folks do seem to be enjoying baiting the idiot.
He only seems capable of preaching the standard line of horseshit and he's probably too dense to understand what troll confinement is all about.

I can easily tidy up if his shit splatters too far.

you have a very good point. i cant get it through to you because your that ignorant believe what i want to believe and do what you want to. but the warning is your going to be really sorry for the way you and the others are treating my messages.