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3) Because Hell would be rather pleasant without him.
(Tenspace: I haven't seen such sloppy counting backwards since the last time I did nitrous oxide.  )~~~~~~~~~~~~~ La propriété, c'est le vol ... |
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10-10-2005, 11:53 AM
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I have no idea what you're talking about. :D
"Science and Mother Nature are in a marriage where Science is always surprised to come home and find Mother Nature blowing the neighbor." - Justin's Dad |
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10-10-2005, 11:54 AM
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To pray is to verbalize that which some may have difficulty saying aloud in everyday life, in an effort to gain support or smarts from an outside source. I have no need for prayer. I am able to rationalize within my mind, and have no problem speaking it. |
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10-10-2005, 12:00 PM
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:mad: !!
Ya bastid! For the simile thread: Arguing with a Xian is like calling out a Mod drunk with power -- they're never wrong!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ La propriété, c'est le vol ... |
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:lol::lol: May Wilford Brimley Smile Upon You From His Orbit. "Science and Mother Nature are in a marriage where Science is always surprised to come home and find Mother Nature blowing the neighbor." - Justin's Dad |
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10-10-2005, 01:56 PM
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He's definitely ill.
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To pray is to verbalize that which some may have difficulty saying aloud in everyday life, in an effort to gain support or smarts from an outside source. I have no need for prayer. I am able to rationalize within my mind, and have no problem speaking it. |
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2) because even Jesus thinks he's a cunt
You can always turn tricks for a few extra bucks. If looks are an issue, there's the glory hole option, but don't expect more than ... tips. ~ Philiboid Studge |
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And the #1 reason why Bill O'reilly won't get into heaven is....
1): St.Peter is too busy having sex with Jesus to let him in. Next topic: Top ten reasons why the catholic church doesn't support sex before marriage. 10): The pope hasnt gotten laid in years. |
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10-11-2005, 10:50 AM
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9) After a hard day buggering young boys it is convenient to have an excuse not to have sex with your partner
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10-11-2005, 01:01 PM
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8) Because people would discover their animal side.
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10-11-2005, 09:29 PM
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7) They only grudgingly allow sex AFTER marriage
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10-11-2005, 09:39 PM
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6) If it weren't for the confessions from the unmarried folk, the priests wouldn't know what to think about while fondling the young alter boys.
Edit: Damn it... we're on 6... hehe To pray is to verbalize that which some may have difficulty saying aloud in everyday life, in an effort to gain support or smarts from an outside source. I have no need for prayer. I am able to rationalize within my mind, and have no problem speaking it. |
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