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07-19-2008, 06:11 PM
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The Local News
Use this thread to post the weird and wonderful from your local newspaper or tv station's website.
Here, I'll get it started: Woman Wipes Self with Church Flyer "Science and Mother Nature are in a marriage where Science is always surprised to come home and find Mother Nature blowing the neighbor." - Justin's Dad |
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07-20-2008, 11:41 AM
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I rage mostly at the censoring. They cannot even write "vagina" in the newspaper. Wow.
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07-20-2008, 11:48 AM
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"Science and Mother Nature are in a marriage where Science is always surprised to come home and find Mother Nature blowing the neighbor." - Justin's Dad |
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07-20-2008, 11:59 AM
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A church flyer?? Why, that's like... like... flaying the Baby Jesus alive and using his skin as a handbag!
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07-20-2008, 12:14 PM
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"Science and Mother Nature are in a marriage where Science is always surprised to come home and find Mother Nature blowing the neighbor." - Justin's Dad |
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07-20-2008, 04:00 PM
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You can always turn tricks for a few extra bucks. If looks are an issue, there's the glory hole option, but don't expect more than ... tips. ~ Philiboid Studge |
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07-21-2008, 05:42 AM
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Imagine if this was Lisa:
 Imagine the reactions. Imagine if the movie "The Full Monty" was about women. I could go on. |
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07-21-2008, 06:43 AM
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07-21-2008, 04:14 PM
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But I found this while searching for the image:  "Science and Mother Nature are in a marriage where Science is always surprised to come home and find Mother Nature blowing the neighbor." - Justin's Dad |
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07-25-2008, 01:16 AM
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That article is so bizarrely written, I assumed it was just a joke at the start. Pretty weird story.
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07-30-2008, 10:40 PM
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And from my former home state of Alabama, we have this:
Pray at the Pump The only one Rocky Twyman believes can do anything about rising energy prices is the one who put the oil in the ground to begin with. Twyman and his friends have prayed over the pump in six cities - Baltimore, Toledo, Detroit, San Francisco, St. Louis and Washington, D.C. - and he said each has seen decreases in gas prices. The cost of gasoline at a St. Louis station has gone down 46 cents since they prayed there July 12, Twyman said. "Science and Mother Nature are in a marriage where Science is always surprised to come home and find Mother Nature blowing the neighbor." - Justin's Dad |
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07-30-2008, 10:49 PM
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Raptor Jesus?!
 Hallelujah and stew them dinosawers!! "I do not intend to tiptoe through life only to arrive safely at death." Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle. |
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08-01-2008, 04:59 PM
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Since I'm from San Diego, here's more Mt. Soledad news.
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