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Old 01-15-2014, 03:35 AM   #1
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Jesus had 12 dudes doodling with his noodle. When did he find the time to write the Bible?
Jesus didn't write the Bible.
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Old 01-15-2014, 03:36 AM   #2
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Jesus had 12 dudes doodling with his noodle. When did he find the time to write the Bible?
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( Seen on the comment thread of A Dangerously Incurious Pope )
Mary: Why would an atheist care about a silly ole' Pope?
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Old 01-15-2014, 03:57 AM   #3
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I liked hearing about your conversion to Christianity. I know so many Atheists that have become Christians I wonder if the biggest denom in Christianity are X Atheists.,
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Old 01-15-2014, 04:11 AM   #4
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I liked hearing about your conversion to Christianity. I know so many Atheists that have become Christians I wonder if the biggest denom in Christianity are X Atheists.,
Mary.
The biggest threat to christianity are the evil x dressing sex fiend clergy.

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Old 01-15-2014, 04:48 AM   #5
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Jesus didn't write the Bible.
Mary.
Really? Gosh, I'm so shocked to my bollocks.
Please share more of your wisdom.
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Old 01-15-2014, 04:52 AM   #6
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Mary, every single Christian in the world was an atheist once.
Once you are dead, you are nothing. Graffito, Pompeii
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Old 01-15-2014, 05:03 AM   #7
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Even though Jesus took all the credit everyone knows that it was ghost written by some of his twelve boyfriends.
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Old 01-15-2014, 05:15 AM   #8
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Mary, every single Christian in the world was an atheist once.
You bin at the communion wine again, innit?
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Old 01-15-2014, 05:22 AM   #9
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Jesus didn't write the Bible.
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He didn't? Wow, you don't say! What a spectacular observation, Mary!
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Old 01-15-2014, 05:25 AM   #10
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Mary: Why would an atheist care about a silly ole' Pope?
Ah, isn't that silly! It's such a barrel of laughs watching Popes shuffle child molesters around from country to country in order to avoid their prosecution and set them up with new victims!
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Old 01-15-2014, 05:44 AM   #11
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Jesus didn't write the Bible.
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So, was one of his boyfriends like a stenographer or something then ?
and who drew all the pictures and coloured them in ?
and why isn't Dave ever mentioned in the bibble.....?
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Old 01-15-2014, 06:10 AM   #12
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.... the biggest denom ....
Yaay - dyslexia lures!
A tag-team of jeebus eaters - in January?
We could be in for a good year.
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Old 01-15-2014, 06:13 AM   #13
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and why isn't Dave ever mentioned in the bibble.....?
'Cos he was a very naughty boy!
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And the meek shall inherit the earth. Is that OK?
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Old 01-15-2014, 06:24 AM   #15
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We could be in for a good year.
How tyresome.
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