Old 02-21-2015, 11:27 AM   #1
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Wrong Number - Bill Engvall

Bill Engvall called (recording) inviting me to watch and Awards show on Reels tonight. I was all in until he mentions that honors faith, family, values, and christians. Boy was that a wrong number.

When in doubt, C4. Jamie Hyneman
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Old 02-21-2015, 01:17 PM   #2
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Random nuisance caller with very thick Indian accent:
"Good afternoon - has anybody in your household had surgery in the last few months?"
Me, irritated:
"Yes, my boyfriend had a penis enlargement recently - Jesus H, makes my fucking eyes water just thinkin' about it"
..... click .....

Was it something I said?

Stop the Holy See men!
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Old 02-21-2015, 01:31 PM   #3
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Random nuisance caller with very thick Indian accent:
"Good afternoon - has anybody in your household had surgery in the last few months?"
Me, irritated:
"Yes, my boyfriend had a penis enlargement recently - Jesus H, makes my fucking eyes water just thinkin' about it"
..... click .....

Was it something I said?
Oh, Damn! I'm going to have to remember that one!
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Old 02-21-2015, 04:26 PM   #4
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I like to tease the indian computer experts called George.

thank goodness he's on our side
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