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Old 12-23-2014, 10:00 PM   #6886
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Thanks for the ghoulash (Ghoul) and pics, Eternal...good laugh had.
I was thinking about you today. I hope you can find a window of opportunity to fly up here sometime in the very near future. There are some dandy spots for exploring.
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Old 12-25-2014, 11:08 AM   #6887
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I was thinking about you today. I hope you can find a window of opportunity to fly up here sometime in the very near future. There are some dandy spots for exploring.
Indeed there are! You live in a beautiful place, and we need to plan the trip here for you and the other RAers...
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Old 01-01-2015, 07:45 AM   #6888
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Happy New Year, Jesus! I hope you come back this year!
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Old 01-01-2015, 10:13 AM   #6889
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Tim Minchin - Fuck you, Motherfucker (Pope Song)
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Old 01-04-2015, 04:13 PM   #6890
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Old 01-05-2015, 12:58 PM   #6891
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Quick Poll

Would you accept a free hand job from Jesus?

1. Yes
2. No
3. Maybe
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Old 01-07-2015, 03:47 AM   #6892
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Would you accept a free hand job from Jesus?

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Ghoul, you'd accept a free hand job from anything that moves given your desperate state.

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Old 01-07-2015, 06:44 AM   #6893
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I'll take that as a yes.
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Old 01-07-2015, 07:43 AM   #6894
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Question for Francis -

When indulging in the "transubstantiation" ritual, how do the consumers of the flesh of Jesus know which body part they are eating?

Just wondering....
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Old 01-07-2015, 08:39 AM   #6895
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..... and at what point does the body part become shit ....?
Stop the Holy See men!
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Old 01-07-2015, 08:41 AM   #6896
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.... of course, if one is swallowing shit in the first place, the question becomes redundant.
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Old 01-07-2015, 10:54 AM   #6897
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..... and at what point does the body part become shit ....?
It is shit from the get go!

Holy Shit

Behold the sacred sacrament
Flowing from Jesus' bum,
To the sound of angel song.
Adore the poo from heaven sent,
With a toota toot toot and a rumpa pum pum.
Join the glorious throng!
Let’s bend our knees and worship it;
The savior’s blessed loaf, his holy shit.

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Old 01-09-2015, 05:31 PM   #6898
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If Jesus were my Facebook friend, I would poke him everyday!
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Old 01-12-2015, 09:50 PM   #6899
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Lol 😂 (to all of the above)
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Old 01-16-2015, 07:14 AM   #6900
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Jesus has enough love to go around. EVERYONE gets a shot at his man pussy.
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