03-21-2012, 02:24 PM
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Eternal wrote
Sorry about that, It must be the omniscience and omnipotence confusing the fuck out of her again.
She said The Red Laird, I might stick a Gorilla on it meself, across the board.
It is also roofers day, so we must expect a couple to be withdrawn due to being knocked out.
She also says the religious way to bet is to watch the horses before the race, observe which one does the biggest shit. This horse must be lighter and more comfortable after a big dump, so therefore it is a safe bet. She has a point, running whilst touching cloth can impede your progress somewhat.
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This is exactly what my mother used to do at the dog track.
I thought you said you didn't care what any of us thought? So, you do care? I do wish you would make up your mind already. - NKB
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03-21-2012, 03:28 PM
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#17
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Your mother used to take a big dump at a dog track ????????
Professor Plum - In the Dinning Room - with the Lead Pipe...
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03-21-2012, 03:32 PM
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#18
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Thank God I’m an atheist
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Quote:
Sol wrote
Your mother used to take a big dump at a dog track ????????
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I think she may be referring to running whilst touching cloth. I certainly do, the toilets there are awful.
"Belief means not wanting to know what is true"
Friedrich Nietzsche
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03-21-2012, 03:39 PM
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Actually, neither. She would wait for a dog to poop, and then go bet on that dog.
I thought you said you didn't care what any of us thought? So, you do care? I do wish you would make up your mind already. - NKB
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03-31-2012, 02:40 PM
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Dog poop> I think I missing something
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03-31-2012, 02:45 PM
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When dogs crap in my yard, I tell Riggs and G to stop it. Well, back when they were here.
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03-31-2012, 07:09 PM
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Stargazer wrote
Actually, neither. She would wait for a dog to poop, and then go bet on that dog.
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You missed my mother's method for picking a greyhound to bet on, see above. Welcome to the forum.
I thought you said you didn't care what any of us thought? So, you do care? I do wish you would make up your mind already. - NKB
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