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09-02-2011, 05:59 AM
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so, they'd rather starve. nice. i hope they have a lot of recipes for tree bark and dogs.
One of the most irrational of all the conventions of modern society is the one to the effect that religious opinions should be respected....That they should have this immunity is an outrage. There is nothing in religious ideas, as a class, to lift them above other ideas. On the contrary, they are always dubious and often quite silly. H. L. Mencken |
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09-02-2011, 09:58 AM
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Obsessed Member
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: Great Ocean Road
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4) Umm, Go on a hunger strike.
Once you are dead, you are nothing. Graffito, Pompeii |
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09-02-2011, 10:07 AM
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He who walks among the theists
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: The Big D
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3) Blame the dog
I thought everyone did that. "The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one." George Bernard Shaw |
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09-02-2011, 11:42 AM
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I Live Here
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: UK
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2) claim it's part of the entertainment
“'I am offended by that.' Well, so fucking what." Fry |
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09-02-2011, 11:50 AM
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I Live Here
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Location: Los Angeles, CA
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And the number one way US Marines in Afghanistan Can Defy the Recent Ban on Audible Flatulence
1) Every time they blow out a gut-rotten, ass-blasting, rectum-ripping, skunk bomb, they should look to the heavens and state loudly, "Insha'Allah"!  The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator |
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09-02-2011, 11:56 AM
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I Live Here
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 What are the top ten things Jerry74 / Selliedjoup's mother has tattooed over her butt crack? 10) There's a 50/50 chance you can have this! The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator |
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09-02-2011, 12:07 PM
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He who walks among the theists
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: The Big D
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9) This orifice produces more intelligent life forms than my vagina.
"The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one." George Bernard Shaw |
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09-02-2011, 12:11 PM
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General of the Attacking Army
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Pittsburgh
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8.) An "M" on either side.
I will grieve. Grief is not a theistic concept. ~ Sternwallow |
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09-02-2011, 12:12 PM
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He who walks among the theists
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: The Big D
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7) Jerry wuz 'ere
"The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one." George Bernard Shaw |
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09-02-2011, 12:44 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: Scotland
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6) Dolly
Professor Plum - In the Dinning Room - with the Lead Pipe... |
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09-02-2011, 01:14 PM
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Organ Donator
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Beastly Muck
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5)
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09-02-2011, 03:12 PM
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Quote:
 The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator |
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09-02-2011, 07:00 PM
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Stinkin' Mod
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Britland
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4)
 Stop the Holy See men! |
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09-03-2011, 01:12 AM
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I Live Here
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Location: Los Angeles, CA
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3)
 The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator |
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09-03-2011, 07:35 AM
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Obsessed Member
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: Great Ocean Road
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2) choose a hole. 50/50
Once you are dead, you are nothing. Graffito, Pompeii |
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