Shitlord Of The Week

[Eva]

brings a tear to my eye, smelly....good job, boy.

[Professor Chaos]

[Smellyoldgit]

Tee-fucking-hee, the Shitlord is beautifully shat on!

Baroness Sayeeda Warsi, who has lost her job as Conservative Party co-chairman as part of David Cameron's cabinet reshuffle .....

After the top table posts were announced it was revealed that she would take up a post as Minister of State at the Foreign Office and Minister for Faith and Communities. She will attend cabinet, but not be a member of it.

The shifty, lying unelected politician is sent packing from senior level gubbmint, but the anti-secular twat is handed a position as Minister for Faith & Communities. I wonder if the PM will appoint somebody specially to represent us growing hoard of noisy fuckers with no faith?

She’ll no doubt be pleased to learn that her Top Table Shitlordship will remain in place, despite not having replied to her inauguration letter.

[Smellyoldgit]

It's been a while since we honoured some god-whalloping fuckwit into our hallowed stalls of shame, and I was surprised to find that the multi-chinned slap-headed right wing fuck-nugget Eric Pickles has yet to have an award flush his way.



He's still in the slimelight over the ongoing battle to have muttering to imaginary friends removed from official council gatherings, and has a real problem with 'agressive secularism'.

I therefore nominate this twat for a Shitlordship. If successful, a suitably toned rant will be sent his way.

[ghoulslime]

This Eric Pickles dude looks suspiciously like a buggerer of little boys. 10:1 the creepy fucker squeals like a pig on the weekends!

[Kate]

He does have a purty mouth. I second the nomination.

[ghoulslime]

Hello, little boy! Would you like to know why they call me, "Pickles"?

[Smellyoldgit]

Goddammit - I've been so busy, the phat phucker never got to receive his award.
Assuming nobody objects, Pickles is duly awarded our coveted crown of 57th Shitlord of the Week and added to the stall of shame. I shall craft a congratulatory missive in due course.

[Smellyoldgit]

The following little passage is winging its way to the office of the Corpulent Crapster:

Dear Mr Pickles

In its recent missive, the National Secular Society was nauseatingly polite in recording how terminally out of touch and plain wrong you continue to be every time you open your multi-chinned gob on matters of faith, fairy stories and keeping such nonsense out of public life.

You continually fail to grasp that secularists have no problems with the gullible, delusional people of our fine country clinging to the wreckage of centuries old superstitions. Us secular folk can even cringingly tolerate those whose guide book insists that we should be slaughtered en-masse for not believing in their particular flavour of sky pixie. These pesky folk are also quite at ease with elected officials muttering to imaginary friends before business gatherings, provided those with no desire to partake in such ceremonial wank may have a second coffee & bacon sandwich as a viable option.

In this darkened corner of cyberspace, we in our little forum have a cherished irregular award for people displaying a total lack of awareness of just how ridiculously irrelevant they sound when playing the Jesus (or Mohammad, or Ganesh) card. Congratulations, you have been duly crowned as our 57th "Shitlord of the Week" in recognition of your ongoing displays of total fuckwittery.

Smellyoldgit @ TheRavingAtheists

[Davin]

Very deserving.

[lostsheep]

Smellyoldgit wrote

The following little passage is winging its way to the office of the Corpulent Crapster:

Dear Mr Pickles

In its recent missive, the National Secular Society was nauseatingly polite in recording how terminally out of touch and plain wrong you continue to be every time you open your multi-chinned gob on matters of faith, fairy stories and keeping such nonsense out of public life.

You continually fail to grasp that secularists have no problems with the gullible, delusional people of our fine country clinging to the wreckage of centuries old superstitions. Us secular folk can even cringingly tolerate those whose guide book insists that we should be slaughtered en-masse for not believing in their particular flavour of sky pixie. These pesky folk are also quite at ease with elected officials muttering to imaginary friends before business gatherings, provided those with no desire to partake in such ceremonial wank may have a second coffee & bacon sandwich as a viable option.

In this darkened corner of cyberspace, we in our little forum have a cherished irregular award for people displaying a total lack of awareness of just how ridiculously irrelevant they sound when playing the Jesus (or Mohammad, or Ganesh) card. Congratulations, you have been duly crowned as our 57th "Shitlord of the Week" in recognition of your ongoing displays of total fuckwittery.

Smellyoldgit @ TheRavingAtheists

[Smellyoldgit]

I didn't copy Fat Boy Pickles's award letter to Tory Boy Cameron, but somebody obviously passed it on - the lard arse is out of a job. Boy, I am so upset.

The removal of Eric Pickles from the post of Secretary of State at the Department for Communities and Local Government (DCLG) has been welcomed by the National Secular Society.

There's also a faint glimmer of hope the the ridiculous position of "Minister for Faith" could also be got rid of.

The vacant Minister for Faith role, inherited by Mr Pickles and originally created for Baroness Warsi, has not yet been filled. It is unclear if the post will be abolished, something the NSS has called for.

Warsi's earlier shitlordship obviously led to her own unceremonious sacking. Perhaps we need more shitlord awards to get rid of a few more dickheads.

[Davin]

There are a lot of people that have earned the award.

[Kinich Ahau]

RA still has great clout. Good work Smelly.

[Smellyoldgit]

I sometimes wonder whether the soft touchy feely, "let's be nice, don't upset the applecart" approach really achieves a lot. I'm leaning more and more towards the "call a twat a twat" camp, with ambitions to reach the "fuck off you stupid wanker" retort to obvious stupidity being accepted as the norm.