Old 07-07-2009, 08:55 AM   #1
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My Birthday

yeee, i am now 17.

birthday was sunday, where are my presents?

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Old 07-07-2009, 09:20 AM   #2
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Happy Birthday Node! Wow 17! It's been a long time since I've felt that wise and jaded.

May you get money.

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Old 07-07-2009, 09:24 AM   #3
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It's been a long time since I've felt that wise and jaded.
Well, at least you got to keep one of the two, eh?

Happy birthday Nodeypie.

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Old 07-07-2009, 10:01 AM   #4
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Happy birthday. I got your present right here. So why isn't your name Node17?

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Old 07-07-2009, 05:04 PM   #5
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Happy Birthday Node! Wow 17! It's been a long time since I've felt that wise and jaded.

May you get money.
thank you

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Well, at least you got to keep one of the two, eh?

Happy birthday Nodeypie.
Thank you waddy

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Happy birthday. I got your present right here. So why isn't your name Node17?
Node18 sounds better.

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Old 07-07-2009, 06:11 PM   #6
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yeee, i am now 17.

birthday was sunday, where are my presents?
You've got another year before I can give you my package. Sorry, it's the law.

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Old 07-07-2009, 06:50 PM   #7
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If it's a sex doll I've already got enough of those.

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Old 07-10-2009, 11:19 PM   #8
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You've got another year before I can give you my package. Sorry, it's the law.
..I am next since I worship the true lord & savior Penis-Christ..

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Old 07-10-2009, 11:22 PM   #9
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Hey happy Birthday Node18....you need 50 more years to be my match..

all the best friend. Enjoy life with a healthy, aka atheist, brain..that's the ONLY way one can.

Christians and other folks infected with delusional beliefs think and reason like schizophrenics or temporal lobe epileptics. Their morality is dictated by an invisible friend called Jesus.
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Old 07-10-2009, 11:53 PM   #10
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And thank you Cal!

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Old 07-11-2009, 03:35 AM   #11
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happy late bithday node! best wishes!
hope you blew out your birthday candles well, cake tastes bad with wax on it!
and cake can get very angry with you!
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Old 07-11-2009, 09:03 AM   #12
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Old 07-11-2009, 10:53 AM   #13
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I love you Kate and wohaz! <3

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