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Old 04-18-2007, 10:24 AM   #16
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Yeah, but since it's only a matter of time until Kilik kills us with LETHAL CHI ENERGY BLASTS I figured it wouldn't make a difference if I mentioned it.
is that what happens after a dodgy vindaloo?
Wow... all this time people having been thinking they were feeling "chi energy" moving through them, when really it was diarrhoea... Choobus you're a genius!
The Chi is strong in this one
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Old 04-18-2007, 10:29 AM   #17
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Old 04-18-2007, 11:27 AM   #18
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Hmm..exorcising the evil spirits eh?
Christians and other folks infected with delusional beliefs think and reason like schizophrenics or temporal lobe epileptics. Their morality is dictated by an invisible friend called Jesus.
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Old 04-18-2007, 11:48 AM   #19
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Hmm..exorcising the evil spirits eh?
She's performing an "etchorcism!"
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Old 04-18-2007, 12:15 PM   #20
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Hmm..exorcising the evil spirits eh?
She's performing an "etchorcism!"
Hmmm..is that equated with Fartism which is the expulsion of evil spirits from the stomach paradise where lobster, caviar and filet mignon had been adored? ;)
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Old 04-18-2007, 01:04 PM   #21
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Hmm..exorcising the evil spirits eh?
She's performing an "etchorcism!"
Hmmm..is that equated with Fartism which is the expulsion of evil spirits from the stomach paradise where lobster, caviar and filet mignon had been adored? ;)
I don't know about the stomach being a paradise. I hear it is very dark, full of acid, and the walls are constantly sloshing everything around.
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Old 04-18-2007, 01:30 PM   #22
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I don't know about the stomach being a paradise. I hear it is very dark, full of acid, and the walls are constantly sloshing everything around.
Sounds like a sorority rave I went to at my second college.
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Old 04-18-2007, 03:34 PM   #23
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What is life, the Universe, and our existence all about? Who are we and why are we here? Did we once live in an angelic spiritual state? Is there a way to return to the freedom and beauty of our angelic state? What are the full meanings of the stories of Genesis, "fallen angels", and the "The Garden of Eden"? What is your connection with ancient legendary lands such as Atlantis and Lemuria?
What is that pungent odor assaulting my senses? Is it the ripe scent of bullshit?

I think so.

"[L]ife, the Universe, and our existence" isn't "about" anything. It just is. There is no "why." We're just here.

We never "live[d] in an angelic spiritual state." Such a notion is a ridiculous fairy tale.

The "full meanings of the stories of Genesis, 'fallen angels', and the 'The Garden of Eden'" are that people craved answers to questions that they couldn't comprehend, so they made up stories to fulfill their own psychological needs.

There is no connection to the mythological "lands such as Atlantis and Lemuria" any more than there is a connection to the mythological land of Hades.


Five sentences, five absurdities. It took less than one paragraph to clue me into this cat's douchewizardry.
Of course Atlantis and Lemuria are just unrelated myths, but this 69xxx (who must be aware of the connotations of the name) is actually talking about the wisdom that flowed from the actual archaic civilization of Barsoom. Why can't you people understand? Barsoomic technology and its heights of knowledge enabled its inhabitants to become as angels. Marvels of that ancient time are still with us. The casino, the lunchbox and the hobo are but three items directly attributable to wonderful Barsoom.

Surely all of the deep thinkers who loiter dally inhabit this forum can see the sparkling truth of these things I have revealed to you!
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Old 04-18-2007, 03:39 PM   #24
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DAMNIT GARY!!!

The first rule of the Atlantis/Chi/Evolution Conspiracy is: never talk about the Atlantis/Chi/Evolution Conspiracy! It was in the fuckin brochure you got at orientation, dude!
AJF! Never, but never berate a fellow Atlantis/Chi/Evolution Conspiracy member in public! Find an alley and go Tarentino on him there.

Note, I can publicly berate an Atlantis/Chi/Evolution Conspiracy member because, unlike AJF (apparently), I am not one.
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Old 04-18-2007, 03:41 PM   #25
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Hmm..exorcising the evil spirits eh?
She's performing an "etchorcism!"
She's perfuming the etchvironment.
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Old 04-18-2007, 03:55 PM   #26
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Wretched, wretched jokes. I betchya can't come up with any more, but I'll letchya have a chance. You know, to etch his own.

P.S. If that's what happens when Kate plays with a knob, I'm never going to Ohio.
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Old 04-18-2007, 04:43 PM   #27
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This, coming from one who lives in KY.
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Old 04-18-2007, 10:29 PM   #28
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Sorry Kate, but it's hard to compete with this...
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Old 04-23-2007, 07:31 AM   #29
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We're discussing gun-control in other topics, but we're completely losing focus on a much more important issue: bikini control.

The above picture illustrates the pitfalls of the pro-bikini-lobby's position very clearly.
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Old 04-23-2007, 07:36 AM   #30
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Quite right !!

Stop the Holy See men!
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