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Old 04-23-2007, 07:44 AM   #31
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Old 04-23-2007, 07:45 AM   #32
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is there a PETA for trucks?
One of the most irrational of all the conventions of modern society is the one to the effect that religious opinions should be respected....That they should have this immunity is an outrage. There is nothing in religious ideas, as a class, to lift them above other ideas. On the contrary, they are always dubious and often quite silly.
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Old 04-23-2007, 07:48 AM   #33
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Damnit! Here in the states, it's far too early in the morning to view such things (not that there is ever a good time to view such things)
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Old 04-23-2007, 07:49 AM   #34
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Why not? There are bikinis for manatees . . .
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Old 04-23-2007, 08:02 AM   #35
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We're discussing gun-control in other topics, but we're completely losing focus on a much more important issue: bikini control.

The above picture illustrates the pitfalls of the pro-bikini-lobby's position very clearly.
Awe, come on, she's not that bad. She's just a little big. More squishin' for the pushin'.
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Old 04-23-2007, 08:04 AM   #36
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You guys know my neighbors?
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Old 04-23-2007, 08:07 AM   #37
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Hmm..they seem to be children of the Venus of Willendorf, Penis-Christ would need to be equipped with radar to find the right crevice, since they are sooo many, to deposit its offerings..:lol:

Christians and other folks infected with delusional beliefs think and reason like schizophrenics or temporal lobe epileptics. Their morality is dictated by an invisible friend called Jesus.
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Old 04-23-2007, 08:18 AM   #38
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We're discussing gun-control in other topics, but we're completely losing focus on a much more important issue: bikini control.

The above picture illustrates the pitfalls of the pro-bikini-lobby's position very clearly.
Hey man, remember...bikinis don't kill the libido, Mcdonalds does. You'll have to pry my bikini from my cold, dead...wait, that doesn't work...
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Old 04-23-2007, 06:19 PM   #39
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Hmm..they seem to be children of the Venus of Willendorf, Penis-Christ would need to be equipped with radar to find the right crevice, since they are sooo many, to deposit its offerings..:lol:

http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j2...o/venusofw.jpg
No, no, no! You roll them in flour and look for the wet spot! Haven't you ever laid the Pillsbury DoughGirl?!? :mad:
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Old 04-24-2007, 12:11 PM   #40
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As much as they must perspire, I'm guessing there would be quite a few wet spots to choose from.
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Old 04-24-2007, 12:38 PM   #41
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Hmm..they seem to be children of the Venus of Willendorf, Penis-Christ would need to be equipped with radar to find the right crevice, since they are sooo many, to deposit its offerings..:lol:

http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j2...o/venusofw.jpg
No, no, no! You roll them in flour and look for the wet spot! Haven't you ever laid the Pillsbury DoughGirl?!? :mad:
Hmmm....what an epiphany. God works in mysterious ways when revealing the cave's hidden entrance. Lily ought to tell that to her very blind dates, who can feel the wetness!..:lol::lol::lol:
Christians and other folks infected with delusional beliefs think and reason like schizophrenics or temporal lobe epileptics. Their morality is dictated by an invisible friend called Jesus.
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Old 04-24-2007, 05:54 PM   #42
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As much as they must perspire, I'm guessing there would be quite a few wet spots to choose from.
Hmmm. Wet, hairy, what's not to like? If you've real Comfort's book "Joy of Sex", he talks about armpits and that sort of thing. I guess any wrinkle would be OK with enough lube.......and there's plenty of 'em, eh?
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Old 04-27-2007, 01:05 PM   #43
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Must be titanium lawn furniture and where is the bikini? Is this a trick picture?
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Old 04-27-2007, 01:07 PM   #44
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Hmm..they seem to be children of the Venus of Willendorf, Penis-Christ would need to be equipped with radar to find the right crevice, since they are sooo many, to deposit its offerings..:lol:

http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j2...o/venusofw.jpg
Each of those folks must be children of several of the Venus of Willendorf. Whoof!
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Old 04-27-2007, 01:09 PM   #45
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As much as they must perspire, I'm guessing there would be quite a few wet spots to choose from.
And your point about folds is?
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