From a morality point. Spot the deception and...

[Barney]

I can beleive that this link's authors of the most prominant Islamic site are actually stupid.
They have to be aware of the insanity needed to jump the gap.

It is my assertion that they have studied western ideology to find the most acceptable face of islam and with sheer preplanning tried to patch the neccessery holes to hammer islams square peg into realitys round hole whilst being blissfully unaware of their lack of cognition

[Choobus]

"The Muslim ("One who submits") lives face to face with God at all times...."

Is that why they have to look at so much ass when they pray?

[Philboid Studge]

I was wondering whether it was okay to FART whilst pointed toward macaca and I happened across this informative discussion.

We should keep an account of sticky theomological puzzlers likes this one; it can only improve our Muslo-literacy.

In a thinly related theme, did you know that Muhammer, pee be upon Him, believed that the Jew gave birth to Asians following brown-eyed buggery? But that it was cool!

"Jews used to say: 'If one has sexual intercourse with his wife from the back, then she will deliver a squint-eyed child.' So this Verse was revealed:-- 'Your wives are a tilth unto you; so go to your tilth when or how you will.'

EDIT: Not so fast:

"The one who has intercourse with a menstruating woman, or with a woman in her rectum, or who goes to a fortune-teller, has disbelieved in what was revealed to Muhammad."

(Translation of Sahih Bukhari, Volume 6, Book 60, Prophetic Commentary on the Qur'an)

But if you were to tag a menstruating fortune-teller in the jacksie, wouldn't she it coming in advance??

[Captain Relativity]

Sure she'd know. And if she were any kind of a friend at all, she'd fake a butt orgasm before you did! The bitch.

[Kate]

He never got an answer to his prayerquestion.