I was wondering whether it was okay to FART whilst pointed toward macaca and I happened across
this informative discussion.
We should keep an account of sticky theomological puzzlers likes this one; it can only improve our Muslo-literacy.
In a thinly related theme, did you know that Muhammer, pee be upon Him, believed that the Jew gave birth to Asians following brown-eyed buggery? But that it was cool!
Quote:
"Jews used to say: 'If one has sexual intercourse with his wife from the back, then she will deliver a squint-eyed child.' So this Verse was revealed:-- 'Your wives are a tilth unto you; so go to your tilth when or how you will.'
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EDIT: Not so fast:
Quote:
"The one who has intercourse with a menstruating woman, or with a woman in her rectum, or who goes to a fortune-teller, has disbelieved in what was revealed to Muhammad."
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(Translation of Sahih Bukhari, Volume 6, Book 60, Prophetic Commentary on the Qur'an)
But if you were to tag a menstruating fortune-teller in the jacksie, wouldn't she it coming in advance??