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Old 02-17-2006, 12:53 PM   #16
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I re-wrote it to be about preventing the worst SDT there is, pregnancy, by engaging in anal sex
this is not a joke. Anal sex is a pre-emptive attack on abortion and as such ought to be promulgated by the Christians with vigour. Nowhere in the bible does it say you can't do birds up the gary so their objections are baseless.

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Old 02-17-2006, 01:08 PM   #17
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That image you have painted shows so much of what is disgusting about religion, particularly the Abrahamic religions (especially Islam and Christianity). If I have kids, I will NEVER enroll them in any religious school.
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Old 02-17-2006, 01:11 PM   #18
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Damn, that's alot more offensive than say, a commercial I wrote (that ended up on the cutting room floor), called "Purina Grandma Chow"
Ten, have you seen the transcendentally awful film The Corpse Grinders?

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Old 02-17-2006, 01:15 PM   #19
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Damn, that's alot more offensive than say, a commercial I wrote (that ended up on the cutting room floor), called "Purina Grandma Chow"
Ten, have you seen the transcendentally awful film The Corpse Grinders?
Ah, in the same genre as one of my favorites, Motel Hell.

I really don't like horror movies, unless there's a strong thread of dark humor throughout.

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Old 02-17-2006, 01:25 PM   #20
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Damn, that's alot more offensive than say, a commercial I wrote (that ended up on the cutting room floor), called "Purina Grandma Chow"
Ten, have you seen the transcendentally awful film The Corpse Grinders?
Ah, in the same genre as one of my favorites, Motel Hell.

I really don't like horror movies, unless there's a strong thread of dark humor throughout.
have you seen Shaun of the dead? That movie scared the living shit out of me.

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Old 02-17-2006, 01:35 PM   #21
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Ten, have you seen the transcendentally awful film The Corpse Grinders?
Ah, in the same genre as one of my favorites, Motel Hell.

I really don't like horror movies, unless there's a strong thread of dark humor throughout.
have you seen Shaun of the dead? That movie scared the living shit out of me.
Not yet. Looks good, along the lines of Idle Hands. That's a weird one too.

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Old 02-17-2006, 01:38 PM   #22
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yeah, I'm just having a rogan with you though, it's not really scary.

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Old 02-17-2006, 01:56 PM   #23
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Please let's not mix things here
Corpse Grinders is an obvious parody of Soylent Green, like Space Balls vs. Star Wars

Choobus, is your real name Shaun? :D

Rhinoq, you were actually stating an ages-old truth: anal sex is the only birth-control instrument available at no other cost than will.

Now, "child-beating" sounds horrendous to most of us, but what if the child is better off after an ass slap? Repeated, if necessary?
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Old 02-17-2006, 02:57 PM   #24
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Ten, have you seen the transcendentally awful film The Corpse Grinders?
Ah, in the same genre as one of my favorites, Motel Hell.

I really don't like horror movies, unless there's a strong thread of dark humor throughout.
have you seen Shaun of the dead? That movie scared the living shit out of me.
Come'on Chobus, this is only a modern version, remake of Mathew's "Night of the Living Ancient Dead" (Matt 27: 52-54). The hit of the year 65 c.e....:cool:

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The one thing that bothered me about Shaun of the Dead was the lack of guns. The UK is clearly not prepared for a zombie attack.
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Old 02-17-2006, 03:48 PM   #26
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The one thing that bothered me about Shaun of the Dead was the lack of guns. The UK is clearly not prepared for a zombie attack.
Agreed. Nothing like a Colt 1911 loaded with .45ACP for those zombie headshots.

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To make things worse, the one gun they did have was an antique with little stopping power and a poor rate of fire to boot. If only Burt Gummer had been around . . .
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Old 02-17-2006, 05:35 PM   #28
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The people in the UK are always cursing the government. They are all up in arms about the shamefully low number of people killed by guns across the entire country.

anyway, I think it was shown that old viny is a perfectly good substitute for smiting zombies.....

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Old 02-17-2006, 05:47 PM   #29
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Cricket bats did OK too. And the surviving zombies found employment in the service industry . . .
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Old 02-23-2006, 07:12 PM   #30
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Speaking of protests everyone, I've just recently seen a piece on cnn about a group of fundies that go to military funerals and protest homo-sexuality by basically saying that the defenders of a nation that is accepting of homo-sexuals go to hell, are ministers of satan, ya know, the usual.

I'm currently looking for a web-link on this story, I think it illustrates very well what we fight against.

If and when I find a link, I will post it asap.

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