Holy Handkerchiefs!!!

I got a letter from our local church today. It said that the holy handkerchief included in the envelope (a red border on a xerox) was blessed and that if you write your most pressing need on it and pray over it, it will come true. Then they want you too send it back so they can send it to someone else to use. Cheesy Christ!

So anyway, my mom (agnostic) suggested a very funny thing to write the holy hanky. Here goes:

Need a holy hand grenade

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
So were gonna send it in 'morrow. Thought you guys might wanna hear.

muahahahAHAHhahahAHAHHahahhahahahAHAHHAHAhahhahahh ahahahAHAaaaaaaa....

Thanks! I actually needed a laugh today.:)