Pet Peeve thread - rant if you must! - Page 2

Smellyoldgit · 10-02-2007, 02:18 PM

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Choobus wrote

it gets right on my tits when some troll-cunt-wanker on my ignore list is constantly quoted

And me!

Choobus · 10-02-2007, 03:00 PM

Grrr! you used my own post against me with an implication.....

10-02-2007, 05:35 PM

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antix wrote

To build on this, It fucking pisses me off when I get stuck behind one of those cars trying to "outnice" the other. You know what douche-bags? I'm not fucking nice. One of you make a goddamn decision and fucking go. I don't give a fuck which one of you it is, just fucking go cause I got better shit to do than ponder which of you is the "nicer" fucktard.

Dodge Power Wagon, baby. 383 police intercepter engine with a 4-speed that has compound low, and the four wheel drive lever on the floor. You can push the fuckers as far as you want. It ain't all about gas mileage. :ferocious teeth smilie:

10-02-2007, 05:42 PM

-my dad NEVER puts cheese back in the refrigerator and puts the TV on mute instead of turning it off...WHY!?
-people who drive in the well-lit city with their highbeams on...in an SUV...while tailgating me

10-02-2007, 05:46 PM

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darwinfish wrote

-my dad NEVER puts cheese back in the refrigerator and puts the TV on mute instead of turning it off...WHY!?
-people who drive in the well-lit city with their highbeams on...in an SUV...while tailgating me

Drive faster, little girl. That's me in that Dodge Power Wagon.

HeathenLifer · 10-02-2007, 06:06 PM

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Professor Chaos wrote

Speaking of driving-related pet peeves:

I'm tired of you motherfuckers trying to "out-nice" me. When we come up opposite one another at a 4-way intersection, and I give you the "go ahead" wave, don't fucking turn around and give it back to me. Do you know what you're saying? You're saying, "No, fucker, you go, because I'm nicer than you."

Well you know what you cum-chugging dad-wanker? I'm the nice guy here, retard. So take your "no, YOU go ahead" wave and shove it up your fucking crusty rectum, because I TOLD YOU TO GO FIRST. I'M THE NICE GUY HERE FUCKFACE! NOW GO!!!

I was gonna say the same thing, but thought I'd let you do it first.

You know, cuz I'm nice.

nkb · 10-02-2007, 06:34 PM

This ties in a little with the traffic peeves:

I wish I were a cop every time I see someone flick their lit cigarette butt out of their car window, whether it is at high speed on the highway, or standing at a light.

I would have a bag full of cigarette butts with me at all times, and would offer the lazy sack of littering shit the choice of eating ten of them, or receiving a ticket.

Gnosital · 10-02-2007, 07:49 PM

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nkb wrote

This ties in a little with the traffic peeves:

I wish I were a cop every time I see someone flick their lit cigarette butt out of their car window, whether it is at high speed on the highway, or standing at a light.

I would have a bag full of cigarette butts with me at all times, and would offer the lazy sack of littering shit the choice of eating ten of them, or receiving a ticket.

YEAH!!!!!! What nkb said!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I actually picked one up and ran after a stupid heifer on campus one day and handed it back to her. I said, "excuse me, I think you droopped this!"

Stupid heifer didn't quite know what to do, as soon as she got her jaw working again she said, "I meant to drop it"

So I said "Oh, pardon me! Well if you MEANT to drop it, perhaps you meant to drop it int the BUTT RECEPTABLE instead of on the SIDEWALK where som eporr bastard making minimum wage has to sweep it up after you.

Fucking drug addicts. Think the world is their fucking ashtray! GRRR!!!

Gnosital · 10-02-2007, 07:52 PM

I also fucking HATE tailgaters!!!

I made a sign for my car's rear window:

EVISCERATE TAILGATERS!
and choke them with their entrails

I can't decide if I should use that one or this one:

SUICIDALLY DEPRESSED
and dying to take an asshole with me

Gnosital · 10-02-2007, 07:53 PM

Also, people who define a hypothesis as "an educated guess" really get my undies in a bunch.

nkb · 10-02-2007, 08:25 PM

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Gnosital wrote

Also, people who define a hypothesis as "an educated guess" really get my undies in a bunch.

Let's take it one step further: people who label every anally-extracted wild-ass guess as a "theory" make we want to beat them to a pulp using a hardback science book.

Eva · 10-02-2007, 08:29 PM

i get t within an inch of exploding when i hear people say that all opinions demand have to be respected.

anthonyjfuchs · 10-02-2007, 08:41 PM

Three words that make my blood boil:

Teach. The. Controversy.

10-02-2007, 08:57 PM

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darwinfish wrote

-my dad NEVER puts cheese back in the refrigerator and puts the TV on mute instead of turning it off...WHY!?
-people who drive in the well-lit city with their highbeams on...in an SUV...while tailgating me

As long as you aren't in the middle of town here's what you do: Take your foot off the gas. Just let is slowly coast.

ghoulslime · 10-02-2007, 11:25 PM

I am in the Bangkok airport, on my way home from China. I thought I deserved a couple of days in heaven after spending the past month in hell.

I HATE it when I have to go a WHOLE FUCKING MONTH without a goddamn chocolate malt. Fuck that shit!

I also wish to gripe about girls who go to your hotel room who won't lick the snatch of the other girl who goes to your hotel room.

Everybody should be sucking and licking everybody. Right?

What is this terrible world coming to?