We'll cut off head of 'prostitute' Britney Spears

ubs · 09-13-2007, 09:42 AM

Theist on Theist action From World News Daily

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Muslim terrorist leaders threatened to forcibly convert Britney Spears and Madonna to Islam and warned if they resist, their heads would be cut off for "spreading Satanic culture," according to a new book released today.

I'm betting they will convert, but I guess Abdel-Al thinks they will decline because later on he says

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"If I meet these whores I will have the honor – I repeat, I will have the honor – to be the first one to cut the heads off Madonna and Britney Spears if they will keep spreading their satanic culture against Islam," said Muhammad Abdel-Al, spokesman and senior leader of the Popular Resistance Committees terror organization.

I love that they pick Hollywood icons for their targets. Forget Bush. Let's go for the REAL power.

Smellyoldgit · 09-13-2007, 11:44 AM

I'd settle for simple laryngitis for the pair of 'em.

ubs · 09-13-2007, 11:59 AM

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Smellyoldgit wrote

I'd settle for simple laryngitis for the pair of 'em.

The atheist jihad consists of deep tongue while infected with a virus. Suicide kissing.

09-13-2007, 12:17 PM

well that ance number was pretty bad I hear. And Madonna did try and act....maybe not death --but--well would cutting off briney spears head actually kill her?

ubs · 09-13-2007, 12:21 PM

I think if Britney showed up on the door step of any one here, and I include Abdel - Al in this, and claimed to be hot for you - the two of you would be on your way to be married via Elvis within the hour.

GodlessHeathen · 09-13-2007, 12:21 PM

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Smellyoldgit wrote

I'd settle for simple laryngitis for the pair of 'em.

Wouldn't matter for Britney - she doesn't actually sing.

DrunkMonkey · 09-13-2007, 02:11 PM

He will have the honor of being the first to cut off their heads? Does that mean there will be multiple decapitations?

DrunkMonkey · 09-13-2007, 02:13 PM

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ubs wrote

I think if Britney showed up on the door step of any one here, and I include Abdel - Al in this, and claimed to be hot for you - the two of you would be on your way to be married via Elvis within the hour.

No, at least for me. One is a crazy redneck who doesn't even look as good as she used to. The other is old.

Then again, I am sure that I could get a decent divorce settlement...

ubs · 09-13-2007, 03:21 PM

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DrunkMonkey wrote

No, at least for me. One is a crazy redneck who doesn't even look as good as she used to.

I'm calling your bluff. I'm sending her over right now. She'll be the next knock on the door. Your swimmers will be making contact by sun up.

09-15-2007, 07:45 PM

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Smellyoldgit wrote

I'd settle for simple laryngitis for the pair of 'em.

lol - or at least some clothing for the little fat one

HeathenLifer · 09-21-2007, 10:30 PM

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"If I meet these whores I will have the honor – I repeat, I will have the honor – to be the first one to cut the heads off Madonna and Britney Spears if they will keep spreading their satanic culture against Islam," said Muhammad Abdel-Al, spokesman and senior leader of the Popular Resistance Committees terror organization.

The first? The FIRST to cut off their heads??? What is he gonna do, spend an hour sewing them back on, so someone else can also have the pleasure? This man should not be taken seriously until we see the size of his sewing kit.

HeathenLifer · 09-21-2007, 10:32 PM

Sorry , drunkmonkey, I didn't see your post..... bad language is an epidemic, it seems.

09-22-2007, 06:09 AM

Cookie Monster fundamentalists: We want ~~the whole cookie~~ to cut the heads off first, but we'll ~~split it up~~ sew them back on because we should share!

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ubs wrote

I love that they pick Hollywood icons for their targets. Forget Bush. Let's go for the REAL power.

Oh come on now, ubs, it makes perfect sense. Bush kills people, but Madonna and Britney commit the unspeakable sin of making these jihadists horny for inferior, ungodly American whores. Of course they're deserving of death more than Bush!

09-22-2007, 04:23 PM

Truth is, the rest of the world sees what Hollywood portrays. I recall hearing about people in Europe believing that the "Wild West", replete with Cowboys and Indians still shooting at each other, when I was in school (30+ years ago). Admitedly, these are likely the same credululous bunch that buy buybulls.

ubs · 09-23-2007, 11:29 AM

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Ninja Penguin wrote

Oh come on now, ubs, it makes perfect sense. Bush kills people, but Madonna and Britney commit the unspeakable sin of making these jihadists horny for inferior, ungodly American whores. Of course they're deserving of death more than Bush!

Plus...can one gay hater every really hate another gay hater? Obviously I'm out of touch with fantasy based society.