Old 09-05-2008, 02:43 PM   #31
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For real, I'd actually hesitate to pick one up, let alone chew its head off. Too uncanny valley for my tastes, I think.
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Old 09-05-2008, 02:53 PM   #32
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Oh God Kate. Can you imagine? And while your guests look on, you pick one up and eat it.
Yes, yes I can.

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Old 09-05-2008, 05:17 PM   #33
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Oh God Kate. Can you imagine? And while your guests look on, you pick one up and eat it.
…nibbling daintily at his little toes, holding her pinky aloft to effect an air of sophistication, pausing briefly to dab at her lips with a baby Jesus swaddling clothes napkin…

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Old 09-05-2008, 05:25 PM   #34
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Old 09-05-2008, 05:41 PM   #35
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The poo stain on that diaper oddly looks just like the god Mithra. Could this have been the son of the virgin mother born in a stable on December 25th? Praise Mithra!

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Old 09-05-2008, 07:30 PM   #36
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The poo stain on that diaper oddly looks just like the god Mithra. Could this have been the son of the virgin mother born in a stable on December 25th? Praise Mithra!
PROOF AT LAST!!

Let's see those fucking atheists dismantle this one.
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Old 09-28-2008, 10:48 PM   #37
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This is something I wrote myself sometime back:

Truth is my God,
My religion is Science.
Life, I call my holy book,
And my priest is the Mind.
Thinking is my prayer,
In Understanding, I’m blessed,
Kindness forms my soul,
Made immortal by happiness.

Hope you all like it. Don't be harsh...
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Old 09-29-2008, 08:26 AM   #38
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Old 09-29-2008, 08:40 AM   #39
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You're not big on poems, huh?

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Old 09-29-2008, 12:08 PM   #40
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A poem for Theists

I AM WHAT I AM.

I am what I am, I am freer for I enslave, I am what I am for I create with penis-Christ.
I create burdens but I am free of them. Ignorance is absence but absence is mine so I'll project enslaving minds, for I am what I am, the void divine.

I am what I am projected by time creating a future by raking the past, for I am what I am where the void is all mine. You fail to see the essence by your mind projected, for due to ignorance knowledge's rejected. Faulty brains ignorance filled swimming pools creating fools with God Belief. Oh good grief where is the beef of Penis Christ?

I am what I am Incertitude which will induced axons misfire, for your mind is blank of knowledge given. Refuse if you must accepting facts, for I am what I am, a creator of Christian crap.

I am what I am and to prove what's not, is only for fools, who avoiding the truth must act like stools impacting delusions on dysfunctional brains seeing the truth with disdain, insisting tales of childhood past were a true fact.

I am what I am feed them we must to learn and learn the truth presented, for fantasies of god are infantile stagnant brains which keep accepting.

I am what I am, for I am your brain, creator of thoughts of gods & things void of reality to make you be, content & happy that god exists.

I am what I am for true to me I insert things to cope with finality. Oh yes to think, we'll never die creating life, after death..Oh my, a fantasy!

I am what I am the brain thy god, universes within to make you think, cogitating immense creating gods all with axons exciting them with synaptic links, electric schism of Hermetism. The truth remains in our brains produced by that which is the mind for its impact of I, the god of god which is my mind..

I am what I am please don't forget a void of Sin one must inject but then reject as an illusion....delirium production of deluded brains, those cancerous bulbs in psycho's heads
projecting crap, the holy crap they gladly ingest, so don't forget...

I am what I am the Lord thy God all in your brain, to make you suffer while you reject the fluffier truth of Penis-Christ. Adoring tool of healthy brains, epiphanies of good axons, which like archons dictate thoughts within our heads.

Christians and other folks infected with delusional beliefs think and reason like schizophrenics or temporal lobe epileptics. Their morality is dictated by an invisible friend called Jesus.
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Old 09-29-2008, 03:28 PM   #42
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Christians and other folks infected with delusional beliefs think and reason like schizophrenics or temporal lobe epileptics. Their morality is dictated by an invisible friend called Jesus.
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Old 09-29-2008, 05:26 PM   #43
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Old 09-29-2008, 06:06 PM   #44
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A poem for Theists

I AM WHAT I AM.

I am what I am, I am freer for I enslave, I am what I am for I create with penis-Christ.
I create burdens but I am free of them. Ignorance is absence but absence is mine so I'll project enslaving minds, for I am what I am, the void divine.

I am what I am projected by time creating a future by raking the past, for I am what I am where the void is all mine. You fail to see the essence by your mind projected, for due to ignorance knowledge's rejected. Faulty brains ignorance filled swimming pools creating fools with God Belief. Oh good grief where is the beef of Penis Christ?

I am what I am Incertitude which will induced axons misfire, for your mind is blank of knowledge given. Refuse if you must accepting facts, for I am what I am, a creator of Christian crap.

I am what I am and to prove what's not, is only for fools, who avoiding the truth must act like stools impacting delusions on dysfunctional brains seeing the truth with disdain, insisting tales of childhood past were a true fact.

I am what I am feed them we must to learn and learn the truth presented, for fantasies of god are infantile stagnant brains which keep accepting.

I am what I am, for I am your brain, creator of thoughts of gods & things void of reality to make you be, content & happy that god exists.

I am what I am for true to me I insert things to cope with finality. Oh yes to think, we'll never die creating life, after death..Oh my, a fantasy!

I am what I am the brain thy god, universes within to make you think, cogitating immense creating gods all with axons exciting them with synaptic links, electric schism of Hermetism. The truth remains in our brains produced by that which is the mind for its impact of I, the god of god which is my mind..

I am what I am please don't forget a void of Sin one must inject but then reject as an illusion....delirium production of deluded brains, those cancerous bulbs in psycho's heads
projecting crap, the holy crap they gladly ingest, so don't forget...

I am what I am the Lord thy God all in your brain, to make you suffer while you reject the fluffier truth of Penis-Christ. Adoring tool of healthy brains, epiphanies of good axons, which like archons dictate thoughts within our heads.
Where is the beef of Penis Christ?

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Old 09-29-2008, 06:09 PM   #45
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Praying Mantis

She kneels before the judgment chair,
Arms folded in reverent prayer,
In the heart of her saintly lair.

A pilgrim passes by in quest,
Is fast transfigured in her nest,
As lay against her loving breast.

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