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Choobus wrote

Is that possible?

He's been banned by UncommonDescent.org. That's like getting fired from your job as a hobo.

[dogpet]

Turning up at the underpass everyday with a cider bottle full of piss would do that.

[Choobus]

John A. Davison wrote

I agree it is not a blog. It is an insane asylum.

If you really believe that I can see why you checked yourself in

[Professor Chaos]

The early stages of batshit

WHAT IT MEANS TO BE AN ANTIDARWINIAN AT THE UNIVERSITY OF VERMONT

John A. Davison, Ph.D.
Department of Biology

In 1984 I published the first of a series of papers offering
a new hypothesis of organic evolution: "Semi-meiosis as an
Evolutionary Mechanism" appeared in the Journal of Theoretical
Biology. 1984 also happens to be the title of George Orwell's
novel, the significance of which will soon become evident.

I have always enjoyed teaching Introductory Biology and that
experience has been instrumental in causing me to question the
neo-Darwinian view of the evolutionary process. After leaving the
staff of Biology 1 and 2, I introduced a new course designed expressly
for non-science majors: Zoology 8 (The Animal World). This course
proved to be popular and enjoyed enrollments of around 100 students.
The last two lectures were concerned with the mechanism of evolution,
and in those lectures I introduced the semi-meiotic hypothesis and
contrasted it with the neo-Darwinian view.

Sometime in the fall of 1991 the chairman called a secret meeting of
the tenured faculty at which he introduced a petition which served to
eliminate Zoology 8 from the departmental offerings. He then exited
the room leaving a majority of the faculty to sign the petition.
I knew nothing of this until the newspaper appeared and Zoology 8 was
missing. I was unable to have the course reinstated. As the course
was outside the departmental curriculum, this action was a clear
violation of not only my academic freedom but also that of those
students who had chosen to study with me.

After the chairman left the university, he was succeeded by
a member of the department who was a signatory to the Zoology 8
petition. At that time my salary became fixed and it has remained
so ever since. The new chair is also an Associate Dean of the
College of Arts and Sciences, a precedent which I regard as dangerous.
The chair also arbitrarily relieved me of my two advanced courses,
Biology 202 (Quantitative Biology) and Biology 255 (Comparative
Reproductive Biology). These courses were electives which had been
approved by the department and the Graduate College. I was able with
some difficulty to get these courses reinstated only to discover that
Biology 202 had been deleted from the catalog, resulting in an
enrollment of 3 in contrast to 30 the previous year. The chair
also capped the enrollment of Biology 255, an action I was able
to reverse by informing the registrar. The chair refused to take
responsibility for these actions. The chair introduced the hitherto
unknown practice of "peer review", in which a colleague enters the
classroom unannounced and later reports his impressions to the chair.
The peer the chair chose to review me was a signatory of the Zoology 8
petition. You can imagine the rest! The chair also demanded of all
faculty that they surrender to her on two weeks' notice copies of
course syllabi and examinations. I am happy to report that I refused
to comply. By now I hope you will have noted the identity of these
policies with those of the dystopian government of Orwell's 1984:
the Thought Police, Big Brother is watching you, etc.

In October 1997 a new president was inaugurated at the University
of Vermont. Long before her arrival on campus I informed her of
all of the foregoing and more, all of which was fully documented.
I was confident that these policies would cease. I never received
any acknowledgement of my correspondence thus qualifying as
an Orwellian unperson.

I warned the new president that if I should receive a zero raise
for the fourth consecutive year, I would do everything in my power
to expose the policies of this administration to the intellectual
world. That unfortunately has now become necessary, and constitutes
the sole motivation for this memorandum. What we are witnessing here
is the enormous influence monolithic neo-Darwinism can have in at
least one state university.


Orthodoxy means not thinking -- not needing
to think. Orthodoxy is unconsciousness.

-- George Orwell, 1984


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Addendum
May 25, 2000

We are now well into the new millennium and my salary remains frozen
at the 1995 level. The department launched an inquiry (the Thought
Police) into what was being taught concerning the origin of life.
I happily supplied the pertinent material from my most recent effort,
An Evolutionary Manifesto: A New Hypothesis for Organic Change.
No action has as yet been taken but based on my experience, I must
anticipate the worst. My chairperson, Judith Van Houten, has denied
me the services of the departmental webmaster. Luckily, I was able
to find other help for the recent revision of the Manifesto. She
also felt it necessary to cancel my course code for the copy machine.
I registered a complaint and that has now been rectified.

Being by nature curious, I am interested in the reasons for this
special treatment. The following must be considered speculative
as I can only base my interpretations on my experience here at the
University of Vermont. It seems that chairpersons here are given
unbridled authority to deal with their faculty as they choose.
In Van Houten's case she is also an Associate Dean in the College
of Arts and Sciences so she is in effect her own immediate superior!
This raises a serious question as to the function of the academic
hierarchy of Chair, Dean, Provost, President, the Board of Trustees
and the Governor who is ex officio a member of that board. Is there
really any need for this bureaucracy to exist? What is its function?

The issue resolves into a failure to understand what university life
is supposed to be all about. A university should foster freedom of
thought and make life as pleasant as possible for the faculty, the
students and the community it serves. The University of Vermont has
failed to implement those ideals. Quite the contrary, it has chosen
to treat its faculty as if they were employees. I am reminded of the
following anecdote. A few years before running for the presidency of
the United States, Dwight D. Eisenhower was appointed president
of Columbia University. In his opening speech to the faculty
he addressed them as "the employees of Columbia University".
A member of the faculty rose and interrupted him with the following:
"Mr. Eisenhower, we are not the employees of Columbia University.
We are Columbia University."

Of course, to be perfectly objective about this I really cannot
place all the blame on Van Houten. It may well be that others in
the bureaucracy are responsible for the intolerance that has come to
prevail here. I can only say that, in my personal experience, it is
of relatively recent origin. In any event, if there really is some
sort of chain of command (I see no evidence that there is) then the
responsibility rests squarely on the shoulders of each member of that
chain as follows: Joan Smith, Dean of the College of Arts and
Sciences; Geoffrey Gamble, Provost; Judith Ramaley, President; the
Board of Trustees; and Howard Dean, Governor of the State of Vermont.

It is painful for me to have to report that orthodoxy still reigns
supreme here at the University of Vermont. The people of this great
state deserve better from their educational servants.

John A. Davison

Professor Chaos, just another anonymous coward I see.

Thank you for being stupid enough to reprint this demonstration of how degenerate the administration at UVM was 8 years ago. I doubt if it has changed much since. I resigned on December 1, 2000, the same day that the Provost, Geoffrey Gamble did and for the same reasons. He went on to become the President of Montana State University. He awarded me $104,000 as partial compensation for the shabby way I had been treated by the Chair of the Department of Biology and the the Dean of the College of Arts and Sciences, both of whom have since been replaced.

Thanks again for sharing this typical horror story of what it means to be an anti-Darwinian at an American University.

[Philboid Studge]

Guvnor (sic), please to explain how you kept abreast (ahem) of a meeting that was both secret and of tenured professors?

Phil Boidstudge, Esq.

Philboid Studge, another anonymous coward I see.

You don't seem to understand. I was tenured professor myself and had been for 30 years. Thanks for keeping this thread alive. You are a Prince.

[Philboid Studge]

Thanks guv (sic). And now you're a manured professor. How does that feel I wonder?

Like Jesus and Popeye, I yam who I said I yam: Phil Boidstudge.

[Choobus]

Philboid Studge wrote

Thanks guv (sic). And now you're a manured professor. How does that feel I wonder?

He's not even a professor, he's a manured ex-associate professor, and also a wanking loon.

I doesn't get any better than this.

I love it so!

John A. Davison wrote

I doesn't get any better than this.

I love it so!

Yes..I am another anonomous coward. However, I just wanted to say....

You sir are a absolute loon!! You are the 'tard in Retarded. Do you generally wear a helmet when walking around your home/room????

Thank you.

I love it so.

[Professor Chaos]

I am not anonymous. Professor Chaos is my given name.

John A. Davison wrote

I doesn't get any better than this.

I love it so!

Really? Gee,perhaps you need to get out more?

The idea of being an academic held great appeal for me,until I realised :

(a) I have what I call "a good second rate mind" but not a gifted one by any means. I would spend my career as a frustrated hack. (IF I could get tenure)

(2) Because my discipline is a small one,I've gotten to know a few academics over the last 30 odd years,and have detested the internal politics and cronyism I found. (worse than the civil service;academics tend to be smarter overall and more ruthless).

(3) That academics are grossly under appreciated and underpaid in most countries. (France being an exception) I have a friend who is a fellowe at Cambridge,and he makes less than I did as a Civil servant.

[Jahrta]

John - my sides literally hurt from laughing at you, so for that at least I suppose I owe you my thanks. My father was a physics, chemistry, biology and earth sciences teacher for 34 years, and a bench chemist for American Cyanamid early on in his career. While he himself never professed to be an atheist, he would have delighted in ripping you to intellectual tatters, much in the same way he used to plow through a 3lb lobster with drawn butter and lemon (one of his great joys in life). We are rarely graced with the level (both in depth as well as overall scope) of insanity that you have deemed fit to share with us. I can't believe it took me this long to find this thread. I'm so glad I stumbled upon it by accident. So glad, in fact, that I felt compelled to read all 71 pages of comments. It was a pleasure watching you commit intellectual and professional hari-kari, and rest assured your hypothesis will be disseminated throughout cyberspace for a long, long time, although perhaps not for the purpose you had intended. I didn't realize it was possible to take that big of a shit on what is viewed by 99.999999999% of real scientists as well-established fact (I'm reminded of Chris Griffin's simple misunderstanding in bringing a shoebox diarrhea to school instead of a diarama), and I predict that your pseudo-scientific (if even that) ramblings will soon rival time cube itself!

I know you have been told repeatedly by a throng of people to fuck off, but as far as I'm concerned you're welcome back any time. If not only for the comic relief, if you're spending all your time blogging here at least it means you aren't out there misrepresenting scientific theory and filling someone's head with bullshit. If I had been one of you students I would have stormed the Bursar's office and demanded a refund.

[psychodiva]

@ Jharta