Old 10-16-2010, 10:00 PM   #1
assilem
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Dear God:

Saw on a t-shirt today.

Dear God:
Why do you allow so much violence in schools?
Signed,
A Concerned Student

Dear Concerned:
I'm not allowed in schools.
Signed,
God

Hmmmm......

Dear God:
Why did you allow an Amish school to be shot up?
Signed,
English But Finds 'Em Quaint

Dear God:
How come you didn't step in when Jim Jones told your followers to drink poisoned Kool-Aid/Flavor-Ade, whatever it was?
Signed,
Curious History Student

Dear God:
Why do you allow altar boys to be molested by priests in your church?
Signed,
Thinks They Should Be Imprisoned And Shivved In The Shower Like Any Other Child Molester.
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Old 10-17-2010, 05:25 AM   #2
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Old 10-17-2010, 07:30 PM   #3
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Dear God,
Why did you take Fluffums, my kitty away while Billy Graham drones on and on? Is it because you and he were boys together?
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Just About Had It Up To Here!

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"Atheism: rejecting all absurdity." S.H.
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