Old 07-15-2011, 08:45 AM   #8446
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What are the ten best captions for the starving baby in this photo?

10.) Alright, Jesus, scratch the cup of fly-covered powdered milk! Double Whopper with Cheese, please! (And could you super-size that for me?)

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Old 07-15-2011, 08:54 AM   #8447
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9) For nothing - you cunt.

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Old 07-15-2011, 09:12 AM   #8448
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8). For the stillborn we had for dinner last night.

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Old 07-15-2011, 09:51 AM   #8449
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7) Thank you Jebus for giving me a bad case of anorexia chic!

One of the most irrational of all the conventions of modern society is the one to the effect that religious opinions should be respected....That they should have this immunity is an outrage. There is nothing in religious ideas, as a class, to lift them above other ideas. On the contrary, they are always dubious and often quite silly.
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Old 07-15-2011, 12:50 PM   #8450
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And the Number One Activity the Pope Has Planned for World Youth Day in August:

A tried and true method of keeping the pedophile pranks pumping for priest prowlers while feigning piety:

#1. Blind Man's Bluff
Did you mean "permanently pretending plentiful" piety?

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Old 07-15-2011, 01:26 PM   #8451
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Did you mean "permanently pretending plentiful" piety?
Precisely!

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Old 07-15-2011, 01:36 PM   #8452
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6.) Jesus, could you please send me the other Madonna?

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Old 07-15-2011, 01:37 PM   #8453
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5) ...for helping me reproduce.

thank goodness he's on our side
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Old 07-15-2011, 01:53 PM   #8454
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4)...Thank you Jesus for Bill Clinton and George Bush Charity Fund! They are so compassionate and honest.

SEND TEN DOLLARS!

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Old 07-15-2011, 02:15 PM   #8455
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Precisely!
The brewskis must be flowing well; that's a lot of P.

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Old 07-29-2011, 01:40 AM   #8456
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3) .... for making my selection so natural.

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Old 07-29-2011, 07:17 AM   #8457
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2.) For letting me, an African-born Muslim socialist, grow up to be President of the United States of America

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Old 08-07-2011, 08:01 PM   #8458
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1) For sending me a Bible instead of some fucking food!

Next:

Top Ten Apologist Excuses

10) Yeah, well, you can't see your brain, heart or other organs either but you know you have them! X-Rays are tools of the Devil, BTW.
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Old 08-08-2011, 01:07 AM   #8459
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9) Mysterious ways - trumps everything, every time.

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Old 08-08-2011, 01:56 AM   #8460
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8) paying for sins of past lives or ancestors - excuse for unnecessary suffering.

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