Old 11-18-2011, 07:36 AM   #76
Philboid Studge
Organ Donator
 
Philboid Studge's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Beastly Muck
Posts: 13,136

~~~~~~~~~~~~~
La propriété, c'est le vol ...
Philboid Studge is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-18-2011, 07:48 AM   #77
ghoulslime
I Live Here
 
ghoulslime's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Los Angeles, CA
Posts: 20,923
Quote:
Philboid Studge wrote View Post
Jesus also slips things into the mouths of children while they sleep? I just knew it!

The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator
ghoulslime is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-18-2011, 09:46 AM   #78
Philboid Studge
Organ Donator
 
Philboid Studge's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Beastly Muck
Posts: 13,136
Their mouths if they're lucky.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~
La propriété, c'est le vol ...
Philboid Studge is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-18-2011, 02:38 PM   #79
lostsheep
Obsessed Member
 
Join Date: Mar 2008
Posts: 1,902
Quote:
Philboid Studge wrote View Post
I may have already shared this story:

During the holiday season a few years ago, a 4 y/o relative of mine commented: "Jesus and Santa are good friends." I asked "Why do you say that?" The response was: "Well, they are both always watching to see if you do something bad." I laughed and said "Out of the mouths of babes...!" Needless to say my relatives (highly religious) were not pleased w/ my comment.

"If God inspired the Bible, why is it such a piece of shit?" (Kaziglu Bey)
lostsheep is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-19-2011, 08:42 AM   #80
ghoulslime
I Live Here
 
ghoulslime's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Los Angeles, CA
Posts: 20,923

The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator
ghoulslime is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-19-2011, 09:54 AM   #81
assilem
Member
 
assilem's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
Posts: 253
Quote:
Michael wrote View Post
I'm pretty sure I'm working Christmas day (that's the beauty of television: it doesn't just turn off).

So that will be fun. Although it's not the first Christmas I've worked.
I'm guessing they don't do the Yule Log anymore.
assilem is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-20-2011, 09:48 AM   #82
psychodiva
I Live Here
 
psychodiva's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: UK
Posts: 9,613
yaaaay! I'm not on call this yule? - of course the downside is I'm also redundant

“'I am offended by that.' Well, so fucking what." Fry
psychodiva is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-20-2011, 11:32 AM   #83
Smellyoldgit
Stinkin' Mod
 
Smellyoldgit's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Britland
Posts: 13,568
Oh fuck, - I share the pain!
.... but my yuletide job list is growing by the hour, so boredom will not be on the agenda.

Stop the Holy See men!
Smellyoldgit is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-21-2011, 05:36 AM   #84
Smellyoldgit
Stinkin' Mod
 
Smellyoldgit's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Britland
Posts: 13,568
Thomas the Tank Engine’s PC Christmas branded an insult.



Quote:
The daughter of Thomas the Tank Engine’s creator has criticised “political correctness against Christian belief” after references to Christmas were left out of an episode. In the offending episode, entitled Keeping Up With James, the trains compete to deliver presents to children but Christmas has been rebranded as “the winter holidays”.
Tee-hee.

Stop the Holy See men!
Smellyoldgit is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-22-2011, 06:28 AM   #85
Philboid Studge
Organ Donator
 
Philboid Studge's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Beastly Muck
Posts: 13,136
Suffer the Little Children, SUFFER THEM ....

~~~~~~~~~~~~~
La propriété, c'est le vol ...
Philboid Studge is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-22-2011, 06:39 AM   #86
Philboid Studge
Organ Donator
 
Philboid Studge's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Beastly Muck
Posts: 13,136
Give your child a Soul Knob this Xmas

~~~~~~~~~~~~~
La propriété, c'est le vol ...
Philboid Studge is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-22-2011, 05:39 PM   #87
Kate
Mistress Monster Mod'rator Spy
 
Kate's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: The North Coast
Posts: 15,426
Oooo, I had a Chrissy doll. She had an orange lace-overlay dress. Julie across the street had Velvet. Velvet had a purple velvet dress. I really liked that one better, but I though Chrissy's hair was beautiful. And made me wish I had a knob. For my hair. To make it grow.


"I do not intend to tiptoe through life only to arrive safely at death."
Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle.
Kate is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-22-2011, 06:05 PM   #88
Sternwallow
I Live Here
 
Sternwallow's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2005
Posts: 23,211
Quote:
Kate wrote View Post
Oooo, I had a Chrissy doll. She had an orange lace-overlay dress. Julie across the street had Velvet. Velvet had a purple velvet dress. I really liked that one better, but I though Chrissy's hair was beautiful. And made me wish I had a knob. For my hair. To make it grow.

After that, I'll bet your hair never had any difficulty making knobs grow.

"Those who most loudly proclaim their honesty are least likely to possess it."
"Atheism: rejecting all absurdity." S.H.
"Reality, the God alternative"
Sternwallow is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-23-2011, 12:59 AM   #89
Michael
Obsessed Member
 
Michael's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2011
Location: Australia
Posts: 1,457
Speaking of the holidays being referred to as "christmas" -

I'm sure this get's brought up in all these threads, but here I go.

I have no problem with Christmas. I have no problem with it being called christmas. I call it Christmas. I tell people "Merry Christmas". I put up a "Christmas Tree". It's the name it's been called for as long as I've been alive, and I'm sure it's the name it's been called for most of the time pretty much everyone here has been alive (most of you - I'm still not entirely convinced some of you aren't vampires).

Of all the issues that are out there, the name of a holiday at the end of the year is so far down the list of things to worry about.

Besides, it's not like there ever has been *that* much christ in christmas to begin with.
Michael is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-23-2011, 02:40 AM   #90
Smellyoldgit
Stinkin' Mod
 
Smellyoldgit's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Britland
Posts: 13,568
Quote:
Sternwallow wrote View Post
I'll bet your hair never had any difficulty making knobs grow.

Stop the Holy See men!
Smellyoldgit is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump


All times are GMT -7. The time now is 09:05 AM.


Powered by: vBulletin - Copyright ©2000 - 2019, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Copyright © 2000 - , Raving Atheists [dot] com frequency-supranational frequency-supranational