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Old 01-20-2015, 03:47 PM   #46
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Why did origin hens consider eggs valuable and deserved to protect? Answer me please. What is that feeling link between hens and their eggs??
Hens make nests to lay the eggs. It is strange, isn't it?

It seems they follow instruction.
They follow genetic instruction and learned behavioral traits.

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Look:
1- Hens cannot pass instructions to the chicks before hatching! Right?
The unhatched chicks already possess in their genetic makeup much of what they will be.

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2- And also, they cannot pass to them before laying through genes for example since hens did not get the instruction yet. The hens will got it after laying. Am I right, ghoulslime?

The two points reject the trait passing. Mean, the question is still not answered!
Nobody has to teach them to be chickens instead of alligators. Some of the behavior of chickens will be genetically acquired. Some of it is learned.

No, ahoba, you are not right. You are sadly ignorant.

Ahoba, you are a prime example of how religion can cripple rational thinking and critical thought processes. Go find a basic science book, and educate yourself.

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Old 01-20-2015, 03:48 PM   #47
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You are wrong. I am trying to get the answer from you but unfortunately you seem either not understand or answer in correct way!!

Do not worry we will soon finish.

You says 'Do you find it difficult to think hens would want to protect their potential offspring?'
Good! You mean that the hens know that eggs will hatch and get chicks!

How do they know? What is the difference between their shit and their eggs?
Ahoba, I already explained it to you in this very thread. It is a shame that you seem to have missed it.

Pray tell! Which came first, the chicken or the goddidit?

Inquiring minds yearn to know! I am sure that you have a much better reason than Evolution. The reason chickens protect their eggs, is that they got really tired of Mohammed smashing them when he fucked them in the ass. Perhaps aliens are sending the chickens mystical communications from Uranus?

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Old 01-20-2015, 03:50 PM   #48
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I used to pass a Chicken Killing Store in the Middle East. Lots of chickens waiting to be pulled off their eggs, have their heads stuffed into a bucket and then get it chopped off. Lots of shiny stainless steel, good attempt to make it seem modern and all, but the buckets were pretty low-tech.

I wonder what happened to those eggs?
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Old 01-20-2015, 03:53 PM   #49
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As for the difference between a chicken's poop and it's egg - do you know what a cloaca is? Look it up. Birds pass all of their waste products simultaneously, which is why bird shit usually has a viscous quality. Eggs are not bird shit. I'm sorry, but this is a ridiculous question.
It is very possible that Ahoba is actually looking for instructions on how to tell the difference between chicken shit and eggs. His mother is getting impatient with him bringing home buckets of shit all of the time for breakfast.

Duh...hey, moms....me getted a buckets of eggs for breakfast!

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Old 01-20-2015, 03:55 PM   #50
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Ill tell you Ahoba. God tells them to do it.......... every night. Only chickens can understand the true word of God. No other animal. They have all the secrets and all the knowledge. I am with you on this one brother. And curse those French fuckwits for occasionaly using chickens in their cartoons....probably.
So in answer, God, or Jesus....sometimes Mohammed....tell all chickens to sit on their eggs and sometimes to shit on them if it is a bit cold.
Choke the chickens of those who insult the chicken prophets!

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Old 01-20-2015, 09:41 PM   #51
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I used to pass a Chicken Killing Store in the Middle East. Lots of chickens waiting to be pulled off their eggs, have their heads stuffed into a bucket and then get it chopped off. Lots of shiny stainless steel, good attempt to make it seem modern and all, but the buckets were pretty low-tech.

I wonder what happened to those eggs?
They probably go to the same place unbaptised catlick babies go. I forget the name of the place, they are always changing it.

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Old 01-20-2015, 10:15 PM   #52
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They probably go to the same place unbaptised catlick babies go. I forget the name of the place, they are always changing it.
Well, the official name is in limbo at the moment, waiting for a decision as to whether or not there will be priests there to rape the babies.

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Old 01-21-2015, 12:42 AM   #53
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They probably go to the same place unbaptised catlick babies go. I forget the name of the place, they are always changing it.
Quiznos?

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Old 01-21-2015, 01:54 AM   #54
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Why did origin hens consider eggs valuable and deserved to protect? Answer me please. What is that feeling link between hens and their eggs??
Hens make nests to lay the eggs. It is strange, isn't it?

It seems they follow instruction.

Look:
1- Hens cannot pass instructions to the chicks before hatching! Right?
2- And also, they cannot pass to them before laying through genes for example since hens did not get the instruction yet. The hens will got it after laying. Am I right, ghoulslime?

The two points reject the trait passing. Mean, the question is still not answered!
The answer is simple. Chickens are much more evolved than humans. When a human egg is fertilized, the stupid female carries it around for nine months, at considerable risk and discomfort. OTOH, the much smarter hen simply dumps the egg in her nest, and goes about her business, whilst keeping the eggs warm, or not worrying about that if her human caretakers have an incubator.
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Old 01-21-2015, 02:17 AM   #55
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I forgot to mention that turtles are even smarter than chickens (and humans). Rather than wasting hours a day sitting on eggs to keep them warm, or carting them around for months, they simply bury them in beach sand, and let the sun keep them warm. The turtle then goes on to enjoy her Caribbean vacation. Don't you wish your wife was that evolved!

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Old 01-21-2015, 05:18 AM   #56
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I looked up quiznos, it's an American restaurant chain, right?

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Old 01-21-2015, 06:17 AM   #57
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I forgot to mention that turtles are even smarter than chickens (and humans). Rather than wasting hours a day sitting on eggs to keep them warm, or carting them around for months, they simply bury them in beach sand, and let the sun keep them warm. The turtle then goes on to enjoy her Caribbean vacation. Don't you wish your wife was that evolved!
Chickens receive their telepathic messages from the god Boreas. Turtles worship Aeos. Dumbass chickens have chosen the wrong god!

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Old 01-21-2015, 02:41 PM   #58
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I looked up quiznos, it's an American restaurant chain, right?
Yeah, I'm not sure if we have it here, but I used to go there when I lived in Canada.
Their roasted catholic baby subs were superb.

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Old 01-21-2015, 10:05 PM   #59
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Think more better please! Make your answer very acceptable and logical!

See, I found a perfect answer for my questions.
1- Origin hens laid eggs without nest. She did not prepare a nest because she did not know the future.
2- After several days, she found that eggs hatched and chicks came out.
3- She was happy.
4- After long time, she felt that she would lay eggs again.
5- She remembered. So, she made a nest for her chicks.
6- She laid eggs in the nest and incubated them until they hatched.
7- She fed her chicks.
8- And so on until the new behavior became innate.
9- By this way, the behavior passes from hens to chicks till now.

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But it probably did the same thing back when it was a dinosaur.

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