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Old 04-11-2012, 08:43 AM   #91
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so- I reckon they should start with the Babylonian creation myths and then move on to the Australian Aboriginals? Maybe a bit of native American thrown in for good measure?

I wish enlightened parents in these districts would write a few letters extolling the virtues of 'alternative theories' such as these

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Old 04-11-2012, 08:57 AM   #92
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I reckon the kids'll pay attention in the Norse Science class!


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Old 04-11-2012, 09:03 AM   #93
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We should never forget the Boshango Bantu dude, Bumba - he used a lot of energy puking the sun and all the early stuff into existance - every bit as supported as any other horseshit!


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Old 07-03-2012, 01:01 AM   #94
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Why are athletes wearing coloured tape?

Cos they've got too much wonga?
.... and they're weak minded gullible fuckwits?
.... who am I to guess!

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Old 07-03-2012, 07:40 AM   #95
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I like how they both promote it as being around for 30 years but also say that they've only been doing it for 5 so they don't have evidence that it works yet.

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Old 07-03-2012, 07:55 AM   #96
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Yeah, I think it should probably translate to 'we haven't come across any evidence yet that we can manipulate sufficiently to justify our claims'.

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Old 07-03-2012, 08:18 AM   #97
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I wonder if porn stars could reduce recovery periods between shoots by wrapping duct-tape round their dicks?
I'll have a word with my marketing consultant.

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Old 07-03-2012, 01:24 PM   #98
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they have an international society?? where can i get some of that action??????

fucking dorks

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Old 07-03-2012, 02:07 PM   #99
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There missing out big time by not marketing it as a cheap alternative to boob lifts.

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Old 07-05-2012, 08:39 AM   #100
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Have you ever heard such fucking bollocks in your life?!

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The National Trust has come under fire for including an exhibit in the new Giants' Causeway Visitors' Centre acknowledging the creationist view of how the world-famous stones were formed.
.... and these twats will go on my cuntwatch list ....

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Old 07-05-2012, 09:24 AM   #101
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Great news, give the twats even more legitimacy. I am surprised by the Trust.

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Old 07-13-2012, 11:38 PM   #102
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Some fucking prick in the Belfast Telegraph wrote
Sorry, Fionola Meredith (Comment, July 11), but it is impossible to keep God out of science.

Without reference to the Bible at all, it is self-evident that: (1) God made the universe and everything in it - including the human race; (2) He made an orderly universe, capable of rational investigation; and (3) He gave human beings the physical and intellectual capacity to investigate the universe.

The existence of these natural realities alone are all that is needed for science to function. However, science works even better when God's revealed truth in the Bible is taken into consideration.

With reference to the Giant's Causeway, the Biblical revelation of the Creation and the entrance of sin into the world resulting in the Universal Flood are sufficient to provide an explanation of the modern tourist attraction. Furthermore, this explanation fits the evidence much better than the evolutionary theory.

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Old 07-16-2012, 07:47 AM   #103
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You need to ship that guy to 'Merka, we're trying to get them all into one place.

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Old 07-16-2012, 12:48 PM   #104
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I stared and stared at the wrong, very wrong and the totally wrong in that letter.
I'm convinced it's a Northern Irish Poe - or at least a Poo.

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Old 07-16-2012, 02:34 PM   #105
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Well, apparently this had lots of folks fooled:

http://press.discovery.com/ekits/mon...s-release.html

Sometimes I think we are deliberately gullible, as a species.

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