Dear God:
Saw on a t-shirt today.
Dear God:
Why do you allow so much violence in schools?
Signed,
A Concerned Student
Dear Concerned:
I'm not allowed in schools.
Signed,
God
Hmmmm......
Dear God:
Why did you allow an Amish school to be shot up?
Signed,
English But Finds 'Em Quaint
Dear God:
How come you didn't step in when Jim Jones told your followers to drink poisoned Kool-Aid/Flavor-Ade, whatever it was?
Signed,
Curious History Student
Dear God:
Why do you allow altar boys to be molested by priests in your church?
Signed,
Thinks They Should Be Imprisoned And Shivved In The Shower Like Any Other Child Molester.
|