The Incredible Edible Jesus

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Ex Atheist wrote

Heres a few contemporary witnesses . Some wrote their eye witness account of Jesus being crucified then risen again :

1. Matthew the tax collector
2. Mark
3. Luke , a top grade historian and medical Doctor
4. John, of Jesus' inner circle.
5. Peter, of Jesus' inner circle.
6. Mary , Jesus mother was present.
7. Mary Magdelene was present.
8. The Soldier in charge of the crucifixion declared Jesus to be the Son of God.
9. Paul who later saw the risen Christ .
10 . Over 500 locals who saw the risen Christ . Some touched him. Some ate with him.
11. All of the Jewish Supreme Court members .
12. All of the Roman Soldiers.
13. Simon of Sirene who carried Jesus' cross partway.

Today, if you have just ONE witness , it is often enough for a person to face the death penalty in our Judicial System.

How come you dont want to properly investigate the death and ressurection of Christ ? And, why dont you want a personal theistic Creator to even exist ? Can u please list your answers to these two questions ?

Dimwit Dave, you are a thoroughly sad dunce. Imaginary witnesses are not what we are looking for, but thank you for your effort just the same! The fundamental assertion that there was a mystical magical divine god-man named Jesus is predicated upon no other source material than a book which is full of self contradictions, absurdities, plagiarized material, and claims which are easily negated by science. A book of fiction is not evidence of anything factual.



Surely, Winnie the Pooh flew on a balloon to get honey from the honey tree! Here are some contemporary witnesses to the life of this extraordinary bear!

• 1 Winnie-the-Pooh
• 2 Christopher Robin
• 3 Piglet
• 4 Eeyore
• 5 Roo
• 6 Kanga
• 7 Rabbit
• 8 Tigger
• 9 Owl
• 10 The Backson
• 11 Christopher Robin's mother

Truly he was a marvelous bear! And truly you are a marvelous dolt!

[orangeitis]

ghoulslime wrote

Surely, Winnie the Pooh flew on a balloon to get honey from the honey tree! Here are some contemporary witnesses to the life of this extraordinary bear!

• 1 Winnie-the-Pooh
• 2 Christopher Robin
• 3 Piglet
• 4 Eeyore
• 5 Roo
• 6 Kanga
• 7 Rabbit
• 8 Tigger
• 9 Owl
• 10 The Backson
• 11 Christopher Robin's mother

Truly he was a marvelous bear! And truly you are a marvelous dolt!

Little known fact: Half of those witnesses characters supposed to be living plush dolls. =O

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orangeitis wrote

Little known fact: Half of those witnesses characters supposed to be living plush dolls. =O

Surely God works in mysterious ways! Howla howla loola!

[orangeitis]

Don't call me Shirley! D:

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orangeitis wrote

Don't call me Shirley! D:

Oops! Sorry, Martha! It's hard to keep track, with all of these 72 virgins to account for and so on.

[ghoulslime]

So this god-man did magic tricks and then tortured himself to temporary death...umhmm. And if you eat his flesh and drink his blood, you will live forever? Right!

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Faith-heads face manslaughter charges after choosing prayer over medical care

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[Kinich Ahau]

If you haven't seen this one before, I bet this would have been handy a couple of years ago.

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Kinich Ahau wrote

If you haven't seen this one before, I bet this would have been handy a couple of years ago.

Ah, the wonders of modern technology!

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Sunlight bright upon my pillow
Lighter than an eiderdown
Will he let the weeping willow
Wind his branches round
Jesus dream, dreamboat queen, queen of all my dreams...