Old 12-26-2011, 12:02 AM   #391
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Me Donald *thumping chest*....I draw attention. I don't know, I just have a gift for getting under people's skin....me Donald *thump, thump, thump*...I am a son of God through the blood of Jesus Christ....blah blah blah...
If I may paraphrase you so that I am certain I understand you...

As a "son of God through the blood," is it fair to say that you, as a zygote, embryo, fetus and then infant, were fertilized and then born (i.e., created) as a sinful creature? All goo goos and gaa gaas aside, an innocent baby you were never? For that matter, all infants born into this world are as scum of the earth that are not worth the dust on the bottom of Jesus' sandals, unless and until they wash their poopy little bottoms in the proverbial blood?

And since this Jesus character is no longer around and thereby not in the flesh, you washed yourself in something like, oh I don't know, True Blood, maybe? And because of that blood bath, you can now consume his Saltine cracker flesh?

Oh yes, before I forget, when you got the blood and became exalted, you felt that the scum you were born as was washed Downy clean, and that any crimes you may have committed as a fetus/infant or may commit now and into the future are all okay because the smell of them is hidden by the blood of his once thorny flesh you now wear?



Standing ovation, man, standing ovation. No, really, I mean it, good stuff. Not sure I could improve upon it. Anybody?

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Old 12-26-2011, 12:16 AM   #392
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Fracking hilarious!

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Old 12-26-2011, 01:40 AM   #393
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No way, Smelly (regarding me fucking off). You're my touchstone. I'm going to use you to the fullest.

See! God even has a purpose for what you always thought was a completely useless life of suffering. He uses you for me! Doesn't that make you happy?
Ah yes, so you admit your silly little notions of a skygod include tremendous defects of character such that it indulges in capricious pettiness, pitting people against one another, using them in its grand scheme of who-the-fuck-knows-what, and commits them to a life of meaningful suffering as part of its many uses.

See how silly you sound when you're played back to yourself?

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Your life actually has some meaning in the grand scheme of things. I mean, you're still going to burn in hell, probably fairly soon if that profile pic is you, but you actually matter in the universe--because I matter to God. Funny how that works, huh? Whodathunkit?
But wait! There's more! Now we see that smelly, aside from burning for an eternity for biblegod's entertainment and delight, was put here on earth and in this forum, as an atheist, so that you, Ego, could favorably compare yourself in your own mind AND proselytize to an evildoer, this time for you and your biblegod's twisted pleasures.

Yeah, keep this shit up, really, I'm becoming more convinced of the veracity of your claims by the second.

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Old 12-26-2011, 02:05 AM   #394
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No way. Ban me if you want me to leave.

Did you know that Satan was always a tool of God? Always. I wonder what happened to you? I wonder what that moment was when you became a bitch of Satan's. I wish I could have been there to watch it. Whatever it was. To watch God give you over. And I don't mean that sadistically. I really would like to know how it happens. I'd like to study you. I mean, you would admit, right, that you are a cautionary tale. Right?
Again, you admit the most uncomely attributes of the deity you glorify.

What's hysterical is that you actually think plucking fairy tales from the bible and hurling them across the bow somehow insinuates a ghastly slur against Smelly, as if all of us here are gasping in shock at the implications of what you're saying.


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Old 12-26-2011, 06:15 AM   #395
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Hi Misanthrope,
I don't think you'll receive the dubious pleasure of a reply from E-Bore.

You see the mighty warrior crusader Egor has got all sooky and cried like a baby for the third time here on this forum. He seems to throw a tantrum every time he can't answer difficult questions or realises how pitifully lame his own responses are getting. What's more, besides a lot of grandstanding he has yet to engage in any real debate here or in any other forums I've seen. It's a good thing Egor wasn't a 12th century crusader, if he cut his finger on his own sword he would have cried and run home to mummy.

Egor is also very selective about what he responds to and since you have made good arguments and pointed out many contradictions, you should expect him to ignore this stuff. I just thought I'd warn you in case you are expecting some sort of honorable debate with Egor the blubbering bubby baby.

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Old 12-26-2011, 10:19 AM   #396
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Hi Misanthrope,
I don't think you'll receive the dubious pleasure of a reply from E-Bore.

You see the mighty warrior crusader Egor has got all sooky and cried like a baby for the third time here on this forum. He seems to throw a tantrum every time he can't answer difficult questions or realises how pitifully lame his own responses are getting. What's more, besides a lot of grandstanding he has yet to engage in any real debate here or in any other forums I've seen. It's a good thing Egor wasn't a 12th century crusader, if he cut his finger on his own sword he would have cried and run home to mummy.

Egor is also very selective about what he responds to and since you have made good arguments and pointed out many contradictions, you should expect him to ignore this stuff. I just thought I'd warn you in case you are expecting some sort of honorable debate with Egor the blubbering bubby baby.
I figured as much, but I imagine he'll be reading in. I know his sort, can't stay away.

Speaking of which, you, Ego, wouldn't happen to be the long lost Pastor Jeff of ICQ fame, would ya? It's so hard to tell when you all look and sound exactly the same on paper.

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Old 12-27-2011, 04:40 AM   #397
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Hi Misanthrope,
I don't think you'll receive the dubious pleasure of a reply from E-Bore.

You see the mighty warrior crusader Egor has got all sooky and cried like a baby for the third time here on this forum. He seems to throw a tantrum every time he can't answer difficult questions or realises how pitifully lame his own responses are getting. What's more, besides a lot of grandstanding he has yet to engage in any real debate here or in any other forums I've seen. It's a good thing Egor wasn't a 12th century crusader, if he cut his finger on his own sword he would have cried and run home to mummy.

Egor is also very selective about what he responds to and since you have made good arguments and pointed out many contradictions, you should expect him to ignore this stuff. I just thought I'd warn you in case you are expecting some sort of honorable debate with Egor the blubbering bubby baby.
That is why I have him pegged as a troll and maybe even a smelly one.
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Old 12-27-2011, 08:37 AM   #398
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That is why I have him pegged as a troll and maybe even a smelly one.
Egor is much like a minor itch in a dirty butt crack. He is hardly worth scratching at for fear of getting a really stinky finger.

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Old 01-08-2012, 09:18 AM   #399
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Funny how as a Christian you are so different from the man you worship.

Nice to see you're still spouting shit Egor, you need locking up and psychological help.
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Old 01-08-2012, 11:19 AM   #400
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ah but the 'man' he worships was not far from being like him

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Old 01-08-2012, 11:56 AM   #401
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ah but the 'man' he worships was not far from being like him
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Old 01-11-2012, 09:31 AM   #402
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Oh goddammit Egor.
Why must you infiltrate every atheist forum?
This guy was already banned from 3.
Yet,he hasn't learned anything.
Can't miss his exemplary posts such as these: http://thethinkingatheist.com/forum/...s-Proof-of-God

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Old 01-11-2012, 11:47 AM   #403
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Well, this is a real shocker! Egor is getting his ass handed to him on other forums as well, and also does a splendid rendition of the Black Knight.

Shocked, I tell ya!

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Old 01-11-2012, 12:04 PM   #404
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LOL they generally end up here tho don't they- where they get all fussed and frustrated cos we won't ban them ? We love em here- chew toys have been a bit sparse lately

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Old 01-11-2012, 12:40 PM   #405
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LOL they generally end up here tho don't they- where they get all fussed and frustrated cos we won't ban them ? We love em here- chew toys have been a bit sparse lately
"Arguing with a theist is like playing Chess with a pigeon. It will knock down all the pieces, crap on the board, and then fly back to it's flock proclaiming victory."

I used this quote because i believe i saw his blog where he rants how ''ignorant'' we are and how instead of ''reasoning and arguing''with him we just ''insult him''

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