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Old 12-18-2007, 06:52 AM   #1
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Heeeeeeeeeeere's Jesus!

Thread to post the latest sightings of that wacky son of God Jesus, you just never know where He may show His holy image, whether it's a grilled cheese sandwich, a piece of plywood, or perhaps.....

Thy Holy Jesus Meteorite (not to be confused w/ thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch)

http://www.nbc5i.com/news/14867810/detail.html

Ezekiel 23:20 (New Living Translation)
20 She lusted after lovers with genitals as large as a donkey’s and emissions like those of a horse.
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Old 12-18-2007, 07:05 AM   #2
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In a dental x-ray.


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Old 12-18-2007, 07:07 AM   #3
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An oldy but goody: Jeebus appears as a winnit on a dog's ass ...


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Old 12-18-2007, 07:09 AM   #4
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Old 12-18-2007, 07:11 AM   #5
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you can't have enough dog's arse pics, smelly!

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Old 12-18-2007, 07:12 AM   #6
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Sneaky edit eh?!!

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Old 12-18-2007, 07:13 AM   #7
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Old 12-18-2007, 07:15 AM   #8
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Quesadilla protected by Him.


Ezekiel 23:20 (New Living Translation)
20 She lusted after lovers with genitals as large as a donkey’s and emissions like those of a horse.
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Old 12-18-2007, 07:17 AM   #9
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Frying Pan Jesus.


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Old 12-18-2007, 07:18 AM   #10
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Old 12-18-2007, 07:22 AM   #11
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Jeebus on a garage door

although this might have been the Virgin Bint; they all look alike to me

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Old 12-18-2007, 07:25 AM   #12
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The bathroom stain jeebus.


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Old 12-18-2007, 07:26 AM   #13
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"I got out of the shower and yelled, 'Jesus Christ!'" Rigo told the Pittsburgh Tribune-Review in a story published Thursday. "My girlfriend asked me, 'Oh, my God, what is it?' I pointed and responded, 'No, Jesus Christ!'"

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Old 12-18-2007, 07:29 AM   #14
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The Virgin Mary holding baby Jesus, Funyun style.


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I'll be glad when the bloody hols are over - and I can get back to work!

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