Proof America is Braindead

Sinfidel · 03-24-2015, 06:56 AM

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Cruz continues to be a leading voice for the health law's repeal, and promises to abolish the Internal Revenue Service and scrap the Department of Education if elected president.
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Last weekend in New Hampshire, one voter gave Cruz a blank check and told him to write it for whatever amount he needed.
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Cruz told voters his daughter, Caroline, had given him permission to join the presidential race in the hopes that the family puppy would get to play on the White House lawn instead of near their Houston high-rise condo.

http://www.bostonherald.com/news_opi...into_2016_race

Davin · 03-24-2015, 09:35 AM

Don't even need any more evidence. Ted Cruz was born in Canada anyway.

AtomJack · 03-24-2015, 03:43 PM

If his mother is truly a US citizen, he is a citizen by birth, just like Obama. I wouldn't vote for him, anyway. We have a truly horrible array of possible candidates before us. It has come down to not voting for the worst candidate presented. I wish there was a "None of the Above" button.

Smellyoldgit · 03-24-2015, 03:47 PM

I wouldn't say Cruz demonstrates brain death - rather that some Murrikans do recognise a certain level of comedy, though nowhere near Monty Python level.

dstallma · 03-24-2015, 07:48 PM

I look forward to the 2016 elections. Should be plenty of stupid/silly quotes from both sides.

Kinich Ahau · 03-24-2015, 09:54 PM

It's a pity Palin isn't running, she always provides some comedy.

AtomJack · 03-25-2015, 09:08 AM

She and Hilary should run together.

Can you imagine those two running the show?

Sinfidel · 03-31-2015, 05:42 AM

More evidence....

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California’s attorney general is legally required to circulate a ballot measure initiative that proposes deputizing all citizens to execute gay people on sight. According to state law, if a sponsor pays the $200 filing fee for a ballot initiative, the attorney general must put the bill up for a 90-day signature-gathering period. A California lawyer proposed the “Sodomite Suppression Act,”

Why don't they go all out and simply legalize shooting anyone you don't like, i.e. liberals, pinkos, commies, unionists?
Oh, wait, what if the targeted person invokes the "stand your ground" defense?
Hmmm, life could get interesting in the USA.

http://dailyxtra.com/ideas/blogs/the...-debate-101005

http://www.salon.com/2015/03/24/cali...ot_initiative/

Sinfidel · 03-31-2015, 06:04 AM

The "Banks are too big to fail" claim has given rise to a copy cat defence against rape charges....

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I could not help myself from posting a link to this story from the Toronto Sun, about a 21-year-old engineering student who is denying charges that he sexually assaulted a friend who spent the night with him in February 2004, claiming that his penis is just too big for such an act.

http://www.salon.com/2005/11/01/penis_3/

Stargazer · 03-31-2015, 07:44 PM

This kind of stupidity is terrifying.

dstallma · 03-31-2015, 08:11 PM

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AtomJack wrote

She and Hilary should run together.

Can you imagine those two running the show?

Hmmm, they are from opposite sides of the fence.

AtomJack · 03-31-2015, 08:49 PM

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dstallma wrote

Hmmm, they are from opposite sides of the fence.

Oh, I know that, but I just wanted to pair them as possibly one of the worst examples of political crazy. Your push-me-pull-you pic is entirely apropos! Seeing as how the shit can't go anywhere else, it will be sprayed out of their mouths, just like regular politics.

Sinfidel · 08-16-2015, 10:31 AM

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Are Americans too dumb for democracy? Scientists claim voters lack the sophistication to recognize good ideas

Scientists have claimed that many voters are simply not intelligent enough to make reasoned decisions.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...#ixzz3j04TlDjP

Hobotronic2037 · 08-17-2015, 04:20 PM

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Sinfidel wrote

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...#ixzz3j04TlDjP

This entirely explains why that cunt Barack Obama got elected twice.

Not sure why John Cleese is commenting. He is neither American or a scientist.

Smellyoldgit · 08-18-2015, 04:18 PM

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Hobotronic2037 wrote

Not sure why John Cleese is commenting. He is neither American or a scientist.

Ignoring the fact that The Daily Fail is the UK equivalent of the perennially retarded Faux 'News', Mr Cleese is more than qualified to take the piss out of any old shit he chooses. He maybe does need bigger cheeks to hold his expanding tongue.