They're dropping like flies...

[Stevo_fl]

How many fields of science do you have to deny in order to believe scripture?

I'll start.

Earth is 6000 years old, so there goes...

1. Atomic science - radio-metric dating doesn't work. Our understanding of atomic decay is completely wrong. That explains why nuclear reactors and atomic weapons don't work.

2. Particle physics - see above

3. Geology - our understanding of the geological column is totally wrong. It all got laid down after the big flood. Also the age of rocks, etc.

4. Archeology - see above. The idea that fossilized bones must be old because they're imbedded in rock millions of years old is bollocks.

5. Genetics - etc etc...

Is there any branch of science at all that survives belief in scripture? I actually can't think of a single one.

[Davin]

Phrenology.

[Stevo_fl]

I admit I can't find anything in the good book that debunks that... I wonder how big God's head is...

[Davin]

Or how the lumps around the frontal bone are shaped or how prominent its occipital bone is. I've asked for measurements but because the god is everywhere, its head must be infinitely huge.

And while we're on the topic of heads and bones, the gods penis must be extremely small if the god was able to impregnate a girl and she remain a virgin.

[Stevo_fl]

Davin wrote

And while we're on the topic of heads and bones, the gods penis must be extremely small if the god was able to impregnate a girl and she remain a virgin.

Ah, the immaculate rape! I'm thinking he did anal. How did she get knocked up from anal? Easy! dip shit.. it was a MIRACLE! Check mate atheists!

[Davin]

Oh fucks! There is no arguing against a miracle, no wonder atheism is full of irrational people like myself.

[Smellyoldgit]

Biological decay, ageing & death.
Nail some shit stirring cunt to a tree and he springs back in three days?
My fucking arse.

[Kinich Ahau]

And the Old Testament was a bit like an early version of Highlander, with all these dudes living 500-600 years.

"Ah Enoch my old nemesis, it's been a hundred years since we crossed swords".

"Look yonder, here comes Christopher Lambert!"

[Smellyoldgit]

And all that maths stuff is a load of turd:

[jesus_007]

Stevo_fl wrote

Ah, the immaculate rape! I'm thinking he did anal. How did she get knocked up from anal? Easy! dip shit.. it was a MIRACLE! Check mate atheists!

I once asked a very hardcore Roman Catholic how it happened...here's the scoop:

The Immaculate Conception was when Mary (aka La Virgen, aka Madonna) was conceived...she was conceived without original sin. Somehow. Hand wave.

Then one day, Yahweh (AKA "The Godfather" AKA "Jehovah" AKA "Allah" AKA "One Third") apparently jerked off, and he magically turned part of himself into a dove (bird, not chocolate bar), known as The Holy Ghost (AKA "The Holy Spirit" AKA "Casper" AKA "He who shall not be blasphemed") who took the spiritual semen (after all...every sperm IS sacred), flew down, and impregnated Mary with the spooge in the beak. My guess is that he just dripped it down the hole, thereby preserving the hymen (the guy wasn't really clear on that). A better question is how Yeshua (AKA "Jesus" AKA "The Kid" AKA "Joey's Cuckold") was born whilst keeping Mary's hymen intact. Turns out he kind of just transported himself out, thereby allowing the hymen to remain intact.

So there goes gynecology and obstetrics. (Also...one must wonder if Mary was a technical virgin.)

[ILOVEJESUS]

Couldn't Jesus have been born through immaculate caesarean?

[Kinich Ahau]

No, but Julius was.

[Smellyoldgit]

Them ultra heated bushfires have fried your brain!

[Kinich Ahau]

You've made a few correct diagnosis's lately, thought about going pro?

[jesus_007]

Immaculate cesarean.
That was epic.
LMAO