Old 07-03-2018, 08:48 PM   #1
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possession

I use to always use a pen name

but lately I have been informing people of my birth name

it seems that in response to that I am being informed that Gabriel and Michael and Yahowaho possess me

such that credit should go to them instead of me a mere possessed typist


would you agree to loose your life in this way? considering that mankind will have the proofs of God?

the other day I said yes to this but now I doubt it... they could just speak to me instead of being me.?....
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Old 07-04-2018, 06:36 AM   #2
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I reckon you're possessed by the "Full of Shit" & "Arrogant Cunt" genes, but sadly lacking in spelling, grammar, communication skills and personality.

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...... considering that mankind will have the proofs of God ....
Wake me up when you get to this part.

Stop the Holy See men!
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Old 07-04-2018, 07:00 AM   #3
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I use to always use a pen name

but lately I have been informing people of my birth name

it seems that in response to that I am being informed that Gabriel and Michael and Yahowaho possess me

such that credit should go to them instead of me a mere possessed typist


would you agree to loose your life in this way? considering that mankind will have the proofs of God?

the other day I said yes to this but now I doubt it... they could just speak to me instead of being me.?....
So you are possessed by gods including yahoo?

Oh, this is fuckin' priceless.

Are you on meds or are you like this because you are off your meds? In either case, you need to get help fast.

OK, you could go see the cat licker church. They've just put a number of priests through exorcism classes. Perhaps they could perform an exorcism and rid you of your possession by gods?

I'm wetting myself as I type this. It's so fuckin' hillarious.

Thank you so much. Your entertainment value is up there.

Fuck a doodle doo.

Do I sound like a fuckin' people person?
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Old 07-04-2018, 11:10 AM   #4
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Another Trumpism syndrome carrier, demonstrating his superiority. Seems to have skipped Sunday School the day they discussed Olbers Paradox.

Use foolproof airtight logic on a mind that's closed and you're dead. - William J. Reilly, Opening Closed Minds
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Old 07-04-2018, 11:12 AM   #5
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Who is informing you that you are possessed by three fictional characters? I myself am possessed by Jason Bourne and John McClane, Harry Potter told me so.

Once you are dead, you are nothing. Graffito, Pompeii
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