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Old 10-18-2014, 07:57 PM   #6811
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Old 10-19-2014, 05:12 AM   #6812
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Old 10-24-2014, 09:51 PM   #6813
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Ah, how many times I have thought, shirley we can come up with a better and more believable version of god....preferably one that is not a misogynistic egomaniacal psychopath.
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Old 10-24-2014, 09:52 PM   #6814
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How timely and appropriate this is. Dr. Suess had some profound insights about human nature, and clever ways to express these!
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Old 10-24-2014, 09:56 PM   #6815
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I love your Dr Seuss perversions, GS.
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Old 10-25-2014, 04:45 AM   #6816
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Ah, how many times I have thought, shirley we can come up with a better and more believable version of god....preferably one that is not a misogynistic egomaniacal psychopath.
Right? I understand why many people are afraid to die, and wish there was a magical daddy in the sky to save them from reality. But why such a nasty one? Couldn't we just agree to worship the Beer Bunny, The Cake Leprechauns, or perhaps the Mortgage Mother - who pays off your mortgage if you keep her commandments.
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Old 10-25-2014, 04:47 AM   #6817
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I love your Dr Seuss perversions, GS.
I think Dr. Seuss would have given a chuckle at these perversions of his wonderful stories, but would have felt sad to know how accurately they reflect reality. I count him as one of the best teachers in my life. I still have some of his books.
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Old 10-25-2014, 04:48 AM   #6818
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Old 10-25-2014, 06:03 PM   #6819
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Old 11-03-2014, 04:55 AM   #6820
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These are the things I have learned from Jesus:

1. Toilet yellow - be mellow!
2. Toilet brown – flush it down!
3. Never jack off another man, unless you have his permission.

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Old 11-07-2014, 03:54 PM   #6821
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Right? I understand why many people are afraid to die, and wish there was a magical daddy in the sky to save them from reality. But why such a nasty one? Couldn't we just agree to worship the Beer Bunny, The Cake Leprechauns, or perhaps the Mortgage Mother - who pays off your mortgage if you keep her commandments.
You are reminiscent of my favorite GoTs character...Tirian Lanister!
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Old 11-07-2014, 03:58 PM   #6822
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I think Dr. Seuss would have given a chuckle at these perversions of his wonderful stories, but would have felt sad to know how accurately they reflect reality. I count him as one of the best teachers in my life. I still have some of his books.
Indeed, he would have felt sad, but not surprised. He was a great moral teacher, especially for children. I fear his lessons are lost on most adults.
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Old 11-08-2014, 10:10 AM   #6823
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Too bad you morons are running from that one on one debate huh
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Old 11-08-2014, 10:24 AM   #6824
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Yeah you... the big talking idiots. Run from that one on one debate

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Old 11-08-2014, 01:05 PM   #6825
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Too bad you morons are running from that one on one debate huh
"ask any pious fellow of your acquaintance to put what he believes into the form of an affidavit";
“I, (Tsun Tsu), having the fear of Hell before me, do solemnly affirm and declare that I believe it was right, just, lawful and decent for the Lord God Jehovah, seeing certain little children of Beth-el laugh at Elisha’s bald head, to send a she-bear from the wood, and to instruct, incite, induce and command it to tear forty-two of them to pieces.” TBT HL Mencken
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