"Avenge" Mohammed and get some cash - and a car if you're lucky!

[The Judge]

So it's not enough that the cartoon protestors (still sounds so fucking ludicrous to say that) torch embassies, threaten everyone who doesn't bow in submission to their fascism and shit-stir their fucked up religious communities into inciting racial hatred and murder agaisnt the "great white infidel" of the West "insulting" their "prophet." Such fuckwits still need financial motivation to "avenge" the precious memory of the one who they teach they must follow by example - you know that marauding, butchering, paedophile of a leader: Mohammed. How is this to be done? You guessed it by some more be-heading! This time (and I'm sure these guys aren' t the only ones to do this) "rewards" are being offered to would-be murderers good muslims who severe the head/s of infidel cartoonists thereby destroying those cartonnists families and leaving their children without parents - for the sake of a fucking drawing.

Half-brained, shit-stirring, fucktarded, mercenary cunts:£6M (almost $10.5 M) Bounty for cartoonists head :lol:

Incidentaly, I came across some funny cartoons (post event) which I thought some might like here. N.B. most are about the lunacy that has resulted from some drawings - a few appear even supportive, but this is a collection of political cartoons, so it does show a bit of everything. Enjoy...

[Philboid Studge]

If a cartoonist leaves a blank sheet of paper on his desk, should atheists mount a protest?


(source)

[The Judge]

I'm outraged! My "beliefs" have been violated and I'm going to kill...everyone who uses paper! I urge my fellow atheists to burn anything with paper in it in protest at this "blasphemy!" Raaaaaaargh!!!:o

:lol:

Um... isn't this illegal? He's calling for a hit, right?

[The Judge]

Only illegal in the civilised world. In islam it's perfectly fine do this sort of thing apparently - no-one has got arrested as far as I can tell.

To quote the only prophet worth quoting; "Fuck all muslims!" Book of Choobus, chapter 6 verse 66

[Choobus]

judge, I love how you misquote the scripture to suit your own agenda. If you read the book of choobus you will find that the verse in question actually says "assfuck all muslims" and in any case is actually verse 69.

you do know that misquoting the book of choobus carries severe consequences. The punishment for your particular offense is that cartoons of you will be drawn, and some of them might show you in an unflattering light. Don't say you weren't warned.

[Sternwallow]

Philboid Studge wrote

If a cartoonist leaves a blank sheet of paper on his desk, should atheists mount a protest?


(source)

No. It is the theists, all of them, who should protest the garish and vulgar depiction of their non-existent deity.
:lol::lol:

[The Judge]

Choobus wrote

judge, I love how you misquote the scripture to suit your own agenda. If you read the book of choobus you will find that the verse in question actually says "assfuck all muslims" and in any case is actually verse 69.

you do know that misquoting the book of choobus carries severe consequences. The punishment for your particular offense is that cartoons of you will be drawn, and some of them might show you in an unflattering light. Don't say you weren't warned.

Please forgive me oh Choobus - I shall throw out all my anal lube by way of penitence so that when it hurts I shall remember how I have sinned against you!

I shall also go out and assfuck (and not just fuck) all muslims as the scripture dictates and I shall rid the world of paper by burning it all and killing all paper-makers and anyone who can draw!

Praise be to Choobus! Me he never be misquoted again!

[Sternwallow]

The Judge wrote

Please forgive me oh Choobus - I shall throw out all my anal lube by way of penitence so that when it hurts I shall remember how I have sinned against you!

I shall also go out and assfuck (and not just fuck) all muslims as the scripture dictates and I shall rid the world of paper by burning it all and killing all paper-makers and anyone who can draw!

Praise be to Choobus! Me he never be misquoted again!

Wishing to obey thy mighty tenets, but what am I to do with all this paper money? Can I limit the ignition of my righteous indignation to blank paper? Please?

[The Judge]

Well strictly speaking - cos I'm such a fucking nutjob - all paper must perish, but it's ok to keep some of it cos it can be used to purchase the means with which to be-head the infidels! Kinda like the muslims hating the West, but using the weapons we started giving them 20 years ago to blow us up etc.

Burn all (blank) paper! :o:P

[Choobus]

The Judge wrote

Well strictly speaking - cos I'm such a fucking nutjob - all paper must perish, but it's ok to keep some of it cos it can be used to purchase the means with which to be-head the infidels! Kinda like the muslims hating the West, but using the weapons we started giving them 20 years ago to blow us up etc.

Burn all (blank) paper! :o:P

not skin mags you fools! Yes, we have the gift of internet porn, but when the dark times come and we have no electricity there will be a revival of old style spank mags, and it will be most holy.



The book of Choobus states in 45:98:21

He who doth defile the the scripture of spank is accursed in the ass of the lord, for the glory of wank is good. And Choobus did come into the corner store and he did cast down hello magazine and cosmopolitan magazine and the inquirer and he did proclaim, behold from the victorias secret catalogue to "big uns" does the Lord bless us, and from "ass pounders" to "shaved asians" does he provide sustenance, and from "Lesbian MILF action" to "bondage monthly" does he teach us the way.

[The Judge]

Ok not paper money and not skin mags...but all other paper must perish! - In my more lucid moments of blasphemy-induced psychotic rage, I may have gone too far! ;) It's hard being this extremist - there's always such good reasons not to be...

[Choobus]

that's because you are not saupposed to think when you're an extremist. You're just supposed to be extreme TO THE MAX

radical dude

The Judge wrote

Ok not paper money and not skin mags...but all other paper must perish! - In my more lucid moments of blasphemy-induced psychotic rage, I may have gone too far! ;) It's hard being this extremist - there's always such good reasons not to be...

Sorry, Judge, you are one pathetic extremist. All that rationality, doncha know. Isn't there a logic switch to flip "off", so you can really go apeshit?:lol:

[Sternwallow]

Choobus wrote

not skin mags you fools! Yes, we have the gift of internet porn, but when the dark times come and we have no electricity there will be a revival of old style spank mags, and it will be most holy.



The book of Choobus states in 45:98:21

He who doth defile the the scripture of spank is accursed in the ass of the lord, for the glory of wank is good. And Choobus did come into the corner store and he did cast down hello magazine and cosmopolitan magazine and the inquirer and he did proclaim, behold from the victorias secret catalogue to "big uns" does the Lord bless us, and from "ass pounders" to "shaved asians" does he provide sustenance, and from "Lesbian MILF action" to "bondage monthly" does he teach us the way.

Perhaps there can be a holy compromise between the two warring factions (paper vs no-paper). Wouldn't it be OK to make filthy drawings on all blank paper rather than adding to greenhouse gasses by burning it?
I wish to make an exception to burning in the case of TP anyway since it will be properly defiled in normal use.