09-09-2007, 12:36 PM
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#211
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Rat Bastard wrote
Brick, did your "sense of sarcasm" bump get surgically removed in your absence? Mad is for teens. Maybe you should trade up to Esquire.
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Eh, MAD tv is hit-or-miss- usually miss. I thought the George Carlin one was decent though.
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09-09-2007, 08:38 PM
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#212
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I Live Here
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Around the way
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Quote:
WITHTEETH wrote
That was F'n hilarious!!! The cat attacking news reporter
... I feel like a bad person now.
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Yeah, I kinda felt like a bad person for posting it, but when an animal is complaining like that, it's a good idea to pay attention.
"So many gods, so many creeds! So many paths that wind and wind, when just the art of being kind is all this sad world needs."
--Ella Wheeler Wilcox
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09-13-2007, 07:30 AM
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#213
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Please vote!
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Honolulu, Hi
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"Where they burn books, they will in the end also burn people." ~ Heinrich Heine
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09-16-2007, 11:22 AM
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#214
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I Live Here
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Chandler- Arizona
Posts: 14,227
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Setting facts straight so this deluded Christ-psychotic and randy man understands who the god he worships truly was thousands of years ago. Penis-Christ...lol...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcDW_g7h4K0
Christians and other folks infected with delusional beliefs think and reason like schizophrenics or temporal lobe epileptics. Their morality is dictated by an invisible friend called Jesus.
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09-16-2007, 07:17 PM
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#215
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I'm a douche
Hi, everybody. I'm a worthless douchebag drive-by spammer with no life. I go to sites and plug some shitty youtube account because my mom won't fuck me anymore.
Oh well. There's always the dog!
*gets peanut butter*
Last edited by Professor Chaos; 09-18-2007 at 04:58 AM.
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09-18-2007, 09:59 AM
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#217
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I Live Here
Join Date: May 2007
Location: So Cal
Posts: 5,193
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Kid Telling His Mom He's an atheist
Never give a zombie girl a piggy back ride.
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09-18-2007, 10:16 AM
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#218
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The Original Rhinoqurilla
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Somewhere Not-So-Cold with Mountains
Posts: 4,829
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Quote:
ubs wrote
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I'm listening to MPR on my computer, and opened this in another tab while poking around the forums. It started playing, and for a moment it sounded like a woman in the audience was swearing at a speaker talking about his dead wife. It really threw me for a loop for a second.
Wait just a minute-You expect me to believe-That all this misbehaving-Grew from one enchanted tree? And helpless to fight it-We should all be satisfied-With this magical explanation-For why the living die-And why it's hard to be a decent human being - David Bazan
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09-18-2007, 10:36 AM
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#219
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I Live Here
Join Date: May 2007
Location: So Cal
Posts: 5,193
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Quote:
Rhinoqulous wrote
I'm listening to MPR on my computer, and opened this in another tab while poking around the forums. It started playing, and for a moment it sounded like a woman in the audience was swearing at a speaker talking about his dead wife. It really threw me for a loop for a second.
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Isn't that Mom a piece of work? Poor kid. This is where angry atheists come from.
Never give a zombie girl a piggy back ride.
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09-18-2007, 06:04 PM
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#220
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I Live Here
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Chandler- Arizona
Posts: 14,227
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Quote:
ubs wrote
Isn't that Mom a piece of work? Poor kid. This is where angry atheists come from.
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..and this is but only ONE example of what happens in Christ-psychosis infected homes! These retards infects their kids.This is true Molestation, corruption of children brains. These children had NO SAY in this matter...and with a Christ-psychosis infected country, our only true salvation from this schizophrenic type thinking infecting 85% of Americans are Neurologists! Only they can associate schizophrenic delusional thinking with those of the Religious who also have an IMAGINARY friend!.When are neurologists going to stand up?
Christians and other folks infected with delusional beliefs think and reason like schizophrenics or temporal lobe epileptics. Their morality is dictated by an invisible friend called Jesus.
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09-19-2007, 10:04 PM
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#221
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Obsessed Member
Join Date: Jun 2005
Posts: 2,813
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Michael Shermer learns how to be a con artist.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Ur3nMiP-XV0
"It's puzzling that Eden is synonymous with paradise when, if you think about it at all, it's more like a maximum-security prison with twenty-four hour surveillance." -Ann Druyan
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09-21-2007, 07:44 PM
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#222
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I Live Here
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Chandler- Arizona
Posts: 14,227
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Christians and other folks infected with delusional beliefs think and reason like schizophrenics or temporal lobe epileptics. Their morality is dictated by an invisible friend called Jesus.
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09-22-2007, 06:33 AM
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#223
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I Live Here
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Los Angeles, CA
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Quote:
baconeatingatheistjew wrote
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What a dildo! This jizz load seems to be proof enough that fat and dorky dumb asses evolved from little dorky dumb asses who got told too many times by their mamma's that they were smart.
The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator
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09-22-2007, 06:41 AM
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#224
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I Live Here
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Los Angeles, CA
Posts: 20,925
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Quote:
calpurnpiso wrote
..and this is but only ONE example of what happens in Christ-psychosis infected homes! These retards infects their kids.This is true Molestation, corruption of children brains. These children had NO SAY in this matter...and with a Christ-psychosis infected country, our only true salvation from this schizophrenic type thinking infecting 85% of Americans are Neurologists! Only they can associate schizophrenic delusional thinking with those of the Religious who also have an IMAGINARY friend!.When are neurologists going to stand up?
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OK! No, it's not ok, Michael! You are getting nothing for Christmas! Oh, my science! What a threat! If you don't believe in god then you don't get anything from Santa!
I've said it before and I will say it again, take a kid, strip him naked at the family reunion when he is 12 years old, let his uncles, aunts, and cousins gang rape him and give him a golden shower with brown soap, dress him like a girl, make him wear a hamster costume to school, name him Lolly Pudsucker, put him to work 14 hours a day in a brick factory with only bread and water, do ANYTHING to him but kill him, and it is does not equate to the evil that is done to the average child who is subjected to the poison of religion while his mind is in its formative years.
Motherfucking Santa, you owe me a pony!
The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator
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09-22-2007, 08:05 AM
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#225
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Mistress Monster Mod'rator Spy
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: The North Coast
Posts: 15,428
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Quote:
WITHTEETH wrote
That was F'n hilarious!!! The cat attacking news reporter
... I feel like a bad person now.
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Oh, dear. I just watched that. It's from Cleveland.
HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Typical.
"I do not intend to tiptoe through life only to arrive safely at death."
Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle.
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