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Old 10-30-2009, 10:08 AM   #1801
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What about the flintstones?
Yup! The Flintsones destroy Lily's case. And, unlike all that crap put about Prof. Dawkins, the Leakey's in Africa, utter shite about fossils e.g. Diplomystus dentatus an alleged fossil fish from the Eocene (36 to 58 million years ago) we know from the Creationist Museums and books that Fred Flinstone and Barney Rubble and the rest lived at the same time as dinosaurs. All this stuff about Dino snuffing it finally about 65 million years ago cannot be true. Think 4004 BC as proved in the bible.

That fossil fish? Well, I regret that my unfortuneate daughter was taken in by the forgery and bought me that clear and detailed fossil as a present. What do they teach them in schools if they put out this kind of nonsense.
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Old 10-30-2009, 11:54 PM   #1802
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I am inclined to believe the flintstones because only the product of Barney Rubble fucking a prehistoric sea cow can explain Ann Coulter.

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Old 10-31-2009, 03:18 AM   #1803
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Choobus. Well, that is one explanation and it is plausible even if a touch circumstantial.
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Old 11-01-2009, 03:41 PM   #1804
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I see a mistake made by the professor due to semantics.

" She is very religious," said Prof Lech Chyczewski, a blood specialist. "In order to rule out any doubts, it would have been necessary to carry out molecular and genetic testing."

Instead of saying : "She is very religious" he should have said that the lady was severely infected with Christ-psychosis. That would have made the wafer becoming heart tissue "miracle" just another Schizophrenia moment expressed by those poor deluded sick people infected with the faith syndrome.

This poor lady acted like a 4 year old child telling her mother that a little green man is climbing into his bed while the "man" is a praying mantis! Amazing nobody realizes the BRAIN creates those delusions accepting them as reality when it malfunctions.

Professor Maria Sobaniec-Lotowaska is simply a THEOTARD, like Francis Collins that never should have been given a science degree or teacher's license while suffering from such delusions accepting disorder...and this lady is a PROFESSOR?

Can anyone imagine the amount of misinformation she teaches to students? This is the problem in the world today. The Intellect stagnating Faith-psychosis, the virulent brain "cancer" nobody seems to see.
I am beginning to think that religion really does corrupt a person's intellect.
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Old 11-01-2009, 05:34 PM   #1805
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I am beginning to think that religion really does corrupt a person's intellect.
Of course, like in schizophrenia...look at Francis Collins. He is the head of the genome project & believes a zombie named Jesus resurrected 2000 yrs ago to save humanity with its blood.....you couldn't get more crazy than that, yet the man is a scientist. Sad.THose folks like Lily are in denial...like many suffering from HIV-AIDS.

Christians and other folks infected with delusional beliefs think and reason like schizophrenics or temporal lobe epileptics. Their morality is dictated by an invisible friend called Jesus.
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Old 11-01-2009, 07:54 PM   #1806
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Choobus. Well, that is one explanation and it is plausible even if a touch circumstantial.
I find your lack of faith disturbing.....

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Old 11-01-2009, 08:11 PM   #1807
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I am beginning to think that religion really does corrupt a person's intellect.
Yup! Me too! Read three or four of Lily's crazy rambling posts.

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Old 11-02-2009, 06:33 AM   #1808
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I find your lack of faith disturbing.....
Choobus. The rebuke is merited. "oh, ye of little faith and all that."
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Old 09-06-2010, 07:21 AM   #1809
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Not sure which part of this caused the greatest hernia laugh - the scene itself, or the google translation!

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The incident occurred about 1300 hours on Saturday when church members approached the altar for communion. Then, a young man took the consecrated host of the mouth and broke in front of the priest. He responded by giving a slap to the festive, who hit back.
Either way, thanks PZ.

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Old 09-06-2010, 10:08 AM   #1810
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Not sure which part of this caused the greatest hernia laugh - the scene itself, or the google translation!



Either way, thanks PZ.
Not to worry! The make-up sex will make everything alright.

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Old 09-06-2010, 12:05 PM   #1811
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The action by this youth receiving communion was a clear expression of Christ-psychosis infection, as coughing blood is sign of lung disease. This poor mentally sick youth experienced, as any schizophrenic would, a bizarre delusion caused by this idiopathic disorder of GodBelief.
He believed he was eating a bodypart!
This constant mental conditioning using these rituals after 1700 yrs would cause brains with a propensity to schizoaffective disorder to express themselves as any schizophrenic would.

The Eucharist is a corruption of a Roman religion ritual officiated by a Flamen using a patera filled with psychotropic substances to help the brain in its quest for dopamine induced visions of the divine. A feel good state.

The altar or table of sacred presence was an indispensable tool to summon the spirit.



This aedes ( Roman altar) has now mutated by the Christ-psychosis infected priest whose damaged minds remain stuck in the 4th Century, into the altar tables we see today in Christian churches, mosques, synagogues, conventions, desks of government officials & executives etc..a transformation who has lost its true origins.

It MUST contain the relics ( body parts) of a saint for the MASS to be said. Priests usually have a small square padded coaster where the relics are contained when saying the mass elsewhere.



Here is an altar in Cartagena of Indies containing the skull of a saint. His other bones are in various other churches in Spain.



Here is the son of god, prince of peace, Pater patriae, kristo, savior princeps, Gaius ( son of the earth), Octavius Caesar Augustus holding a patera.
The priest in Valencia who triggered the dormant christ-psychosis on the youth also held a patera where the wafers containing the flesh of Christ ( used to held fleshy magic mushrooms in antiquity) were.
Autosuggestion plus a feeble brain, plus ignorance & schizoaffective disorder of accepting the bizarre beliefs of Christianity as true, made this person act the way he did. The majority of Christians can hold the psychosis keeping it in check but in others it simply explodes i,e Jim Jones, Koresh, Andrea Yates, Doe of Heaven's Gate, Michelle Bachmann, Timothy McWeigh, Rev Phelphs etc

Christians and other folks infected with delusional beliefs think and reason like schizophrenics or temporal lobe epileptics. Their morality is dictated by an invisible friend called Jesus.
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Old 07-08-2017, 05:32 PM   #1812
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Haven't resurrected a golden oldie for quite a while ....
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Roman Catholics believe bread and wine served at the Eucharist are converted into the body and blood of Christ through a process known as transubstantiation.
Just when you thought the cracker-jesus bullshit couldn't get any shittier.

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Old 07-08-2017, 08:22 PM   #1813
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Kidnap zombie Jesus during the Eucharist. How quaint, this happen long ago, today we mentally health aka atheist, kidnap the meds of the Christ Psychotics so they become filled with the schizophrenia/TL epilepsy body of zombie Jesus & begin speaking in tongues their bodies possessed by the zombie Lordů.;^)

Christians and other folks infected with delusional beliefs think and reason like schizophrenics or temporal lobe epileptics. Their morality is dictated by an invisible friend called Jesus.
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Old 07-09-2017, 06:04 AM   #1814
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This puzzling thought occurred (because it's Sunday?) - with so many people waiting for a life saving transplant, and such a shortage of donors, why hasn't Christianity stepped forward with the obvious solution? The Eucharist transforms those wafers into the body of Christ, so, instead of wasting it in a cannibalistic orgy, why not use Christ's body parts for organ donation?


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Old 07-09-2017, 09:37 AM   #1815
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A worthy piece of constructive thought. I suggest the problem lies in the timing of the digestion process - by the time a suitable tissue matched potential recipient has been identified, the cracker has been turned into a liquid pulp, or indeed a piece of shit - rendering it useless for transplant. Of course, non-Catholics can just fuck off and die.

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