The Worldwide Horror Show

[Sternwallow]

Choobus wrote

I predict that we will discover that priests have been up to no good on uranus for years (the power of christ compels them)

So that's why the Church, a staunch general foe of science, has a section devoted to astronomy. The secret is now out.

[Kate]

[Smellyoldgit]

I knew it was a mistake to google "jesus uranus"

[psychodiva]

The arrogance of the Rat is unbounded! now he is calling it 'petty gossip' !

But he told the tens of thousands of people gathered to hear him that God helped lead "towards the courage of not allowing oneself to be intimidated by the petty gossip of dominant opinion".

[inkadu]

He's pope of the true believer, alright.

[psychodiva]

and more

As Benedict spoke, the president of Switzerland, Doris Leuthard, called for a central register of paedophile priests to keep them away from children. In Austria, the archbishop of Vienna announced the creation of a commission funded by the church, but without church representatives, to look into Austrian abuse claims.

[ghoulslime]

The Catholic Church needs to adjust strategies to adapt to the modern world. They should focus their victimization of children in poor countries, where impoverished people have no resources to fight back.

[Irreligious]

That is a truly horrible prospect, ghoulslime.

[Sternwallow]

ghoulslime wrote

The Catholic Church needs to adjust strategies to adapt to the modern world. They should focus their victimization of children in poor countries, where impoverished people have no resources to fight back.

Don't you think that this has been going on, fist-in-glove, since the first Christian missionaries, and I provisionally include Catholics as being Christian, went out to spoil every culture they could find?

[Kate]

[psychodiva]

[Philboid Studge]

All these crocodile tears cried for this disgusting Poop. As has been pointed out many times, Jeetards LOVE being the targets of criticism because they can play the "persecuted" card; makes 'em feel like Jesus. Sure enough:

The leader of the nation’s second-largest diocese urged his congregation to pray for the pope, saying he was suffering some of the same unjust accusations once faced by Jesus.

[anthonyjfuchs]

Jesus was accused of conspiring to cover up rampart kiddie-diddling? Which gospel was that in?

[Philboid Studge]

Matthew 19:14.

[psychodiva]

anthonyjfuchs wrote

Jesus was accused of conspiring to cover up rampart kiddie-diddling? Which gospel was that in?

exactly what I was going to ask