Old 09-13-2005, 02:09 PM   #226
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Atheists are really evil!

These people are going to hell:

http://ravingatheist.com/forum/view...hp?id=1378&p=12
I hope you didn't use your Ghoulish name on there forum as well....

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Old 09-13-2005, 02:11 PM   #227
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How long do you suppose before Ghoulslime gets banned?

Here is my bait post on Christian Forums:


Atheists are really evil!

These people are going to hell:

http://ravingatheist.com/forum/view...hp?id=1378&p=12
I hope you didn't use your Ghoulish name on there forum as well....
I did. I used my email too. I'd like them to put the pieces together eventually. :lol:

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Old 09-13-2005, 02:47 PM   #228
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How long do you suppose before Ghoulslime gets banned?

Here is my bait post on Christian Forums:


Atheists are really evil!

These people are going to hell:

http://ravingatheist.com/forum/view...hp?id=1378&p=12
I hope you didn't use your Ghoulish name on there forum as well....
I'm ChiefOfBackEnd.
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Old 09-13-2005, 03:29 PM   #229
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Old 09-13-2005, 04:10 PM   #230
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How long do you suppose before Ghoulslime gets banned?

Here is my bait post on Christian Forums:


Atheists are really evil!

These people are going to hell:

http://ravingatheist.com/forum/view...hp?id=1378&p=12
I hope you didn't use your Ghoulish name on there forum as well....
I'm ChiefOfBackEnd.
That should throw 'em... lol

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Old 09-13-2005, 04:40 PM   #231
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Has this topic hit the all time recored in number of views?
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Old 09-13-2005, 04:45 PM   #232
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Not even close, I found one with 6900 views
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Old 09-13-2005, 04:55 PM   #233
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Not even close, I found one with 6900 views
LOL, Which one?
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Old 09-13-2005, 05:04 PM   #234
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Proving the existence of god? featuring a small war between lurker and omcpoma
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Old 09-13-2005, 05:06 PM   #235
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gs, now you have to ask for forgiveness.


now, who else is going to post pics like this? huh??? anybody else brave enough???
PLEASE!!! Forgive me! :o For the love of god and Jesus' penis!

P.S. Do YOU have any pics your could post? You and I could take a couple together. :P
I did post... My avatar is a pic of the back of my head... Most men don't complain about the site of that... ;)
You see what you're doing there? You are objectifying yourself… breaking yourself down to mere body parts.

I can’t believe that, as a woman, you’re submitting to objectification. ‘The back of my head…” – more unbelievable? That you’re doing it willfully.

Anyway, it’s totally awesome. Please… don’t stop (creeped out yet?).
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Old 09-13-2005, 07:26 PM   #236
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PLEASE!!! Forgive me! :o For the love of god and Jesus' penis!

P.S. Do YOU have any pics your could post? You and I could take a couple together. :P
I did post... My avatar is a pic of the back of my head... Most men don't complain about the site of that... ;)
You see what you're doing there? You are objectifying yourself… breaking yourself down to mere body parts.

I can’t believe that, as a woman, you’re submitting to objectification. ‘The back of my head…” – more unbelievable? That you’re doing it willfully.

Anyway, it’s totally awesome. Please… don’t stop (creeped out yet?).
Only when I feel your fingers on my flesh will I ever be 'creeped out'. ;)
Why take the fun out of everything by not doing them cause I wanna... My goal is to push the limits and make my man decide if he should be doing them.... ;)

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Old 09-13-2005, 07:54 PM   #237
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You know, we never did find out whether not religiosity has any effect on ordinary wanking frequencies. Who does jack off the most?????

You can always turn tricks for a few extra bucks. If looks are an issue, there's the glory hole option, but don't expect more than ... tips.
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Old 09-13-2005, 08:42 PM   #238
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3999 hits! the next visitior is officially a major wanker!

We did it biyatches! :D
Holy handjobs of Mathew, Mark, Luke, AND John!

Our mission has had its ups and downs, but at last it has reached this climax!

PRAISE GOD!!!

God moves in mysterious ways! (That’s how he keeps the chicks coming back for more boinking.)

I for one am going to get down on my knees and…no…put those dicks away and do up those zippers! Ghoulslime doesn’t do that! I’m going to thank all of the gods of masturbation for their many blessings which made this thread possible.

Our Dogma, which art in heaven, hollowed be thy wang!
Thy kingdom of cum, thy willing bum, makes Earth a little like heaven!
Give us this day our daily head!
And forgive us our premature ejaculation, as we forgive our ass fuckers.

Damn the Christians for being such dumb motherfuckers!
Please forgive Thomas for being a foolish dildo. Bless him that his penis will grow hard…no…that his penis will grow out more than an inch. Bless him that he will find the conviction to stroke his dick tonight.

Bless Choobus for having the divine inspiration to begin your mysterious work! Bless his testicles that they will have surplus jizz that he can shoot right over the top of his favorite titties.

Thank you for gays! Praise your holy anus that you saw fit in your wisdom to put gays upon the Earth, to leave more vaginas unplugged and ready for a good pounding.

Bless the gays that they will always have hard cocks and trendy socks.

Thank thee for power bottoms! This world would be a much happier place with more power bottoms!

Thanks for men with large penises who keep Christian wives satisfied while their impotent husbands talk to imaginary people in the sky!

Thank you for large tits, and small tits, for assholes, balls, and clits!

Thank you for two hands, one to massage our balls, the other to squirt our holy water into the radiant faces of thy handmaidens.

So on, and so forth, etcetera, etcetera, etcetera!

In the name of the father’s penis, the son’s testicles which he fondled on the cross for our sins, and the ghostly hole (Mary’s vagina)…AHHHHHH…she has her mouth open…get ready to stick your dicks in….MEN!


This house is CLEAN! Hallamaluli! Praise the lord! Scooby dooby do!

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Old 09-13-2005, 08:46 PM   #239
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You know, we never did find out whether not religiosity has any effect on ordinary wanking frequencies. Who does jack off the most?????
Good point! All this talk and we never answered the question! Oh, well! I for one have learned alot from this thread. I've learned that no matter what our differences are, we can always learn to masturbate together! :)

CROWD BREAKS INTO SONG

Cum, ye thankful people, cum! Stick your dicks in willing bums! :D

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Old 09-13-2005, 08:49 PM   #240
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I thank you Ghoulslime for your kind words. Never was our mastubatory heritage more celebrated than here in these hallowed forums of jizz, and I am sorry for insulting you in the "how gay are you thread" by suggesting that you were being fucked in the ass by Thomas.

go wankers!

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