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Old 06-16-2006, 12:10 PM   #1
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I propose that the title of shitlord be bestowed upon the most deserving theist every week.

For her exemplary work, and for annoying the incredibly patient Tenspace it seems clear that the original shitlord must be the one and only Francis.

Francis, I declare you to be shitlord #1

congratulations you shitsucking dad-wanker!

The List of Lords
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2006

Francis, Shitlord I DEMOTED FOR CONDUCT UNBECOMING OF A SHITLORD (The original, Shitlord, now sofa king retarded)


Canuckfish, Shitlord II (The "number 2" of Shitlords)
Barack Obama, Shitlord III (Shitlord "the turd")
Holopupenko, Shitlord IV (The merde de la merde of Shitlords)
Hagios, Shitlord V (Defender of the faeces)
JohnR7, Shitlord VI (The porcelain poobah)
Greatmuslim10, Shitlord VII (Master of the bowels of jizzlam)
Zukiful, Shitlord VIII (The Sultan of scat)
Jack Heintz, Shitlord IX (commander of the crapture)
Francis Collins, Shitlord X, (Ass Raper of Gnomes)
Andy Holland, Shitlord XI (ruler of the retarded)
Katharine Harris, Shitlord XII (keeper of the crypt)
Joey "benedict" Ratz, Shitlord XIII (The Great Defecator, ruler of the holy pee)
L. Brent Bozell, Shitlord XIV (Bearer of the Shitstained Cucumber)
(The Real) Frank Walton , (Real) Shitlord XV (commander of the commode)
Stephen Baldwin, Shitlord XVI (guardian of the outer rim and monger of all cheese)
pRick Santorum, Shitlord XVII ( gargler of the fecal froth)
Ted Haggard, Shitlord XVIII (Hypocritical Homo Hater, tweaker of the crystal, catcher of the lie)
*Deepak Chopra, Shitlord XIX SLOTY 2006 (stirrer of the brown cauldron and licker of the shitstained cucumber)
Marcus Stafford, Shitlord XX (penetrator of the cherubic buttocks)
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2007

Pat Robertson, Shitlord XXI (Squinter of the outhouse, poker of the Deepak rectum )
George W Bush shitlord XXII (Son of the Kraken and keeper of the pet goat)
Pat Boone Shitlord XXIII (defender of the implausible and grand sewage overlord)
Warren Chisum shitlord XXIV (gargler of the frothy jizz, king of the hobos)
Samuel J. Hunt Shitlord XXV (Jester of the tubes and commodor of the great colon)
*Dinesh D'Souza, Shitlord XXVI SLOTY 2007 (felcher of the grand douchewizard and lord of the foul odour)
Chuck Norris, Shitlord XXVII (Wanker Texas stranger, and sniffer of the gusset)
Al Sharpton, Shitlord XXVIII (attention whore and master of the queefy coif)
John McCain, Shitlord XXIX (Presidential Pants Dropper for Shit Insertion)
Jerry Seinfeld, Shitlord XXX (Cretin of Thetans, Wretched Whore of the Galactic Confederacy)
Richard Roberts, Shitlord XXXI (Orally Dicked and Purveyor of Holes of Glory)
Mitt Romney, Shitlord XXXII (Moroni's Meathead Mormon Moron)

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2008
Michael Medved, Shitlord XXXIII (Seat-Splasher and Limbaugh Lite of Logorrhea).
Ben Stein, Shitlord XXXIV (Pebbledashed Currystain and Follow-through of the Vindaloo)
Missionary, Shitlord XXXV (The Lord who puts the shit in Bullshit)
Bill Donohue, Shitlord XXXVI (League of One Extraordinary Douchebag)
Elizabeth Dole, Shitlord XXXVII (Lady of the Anal Labia)
Adnan Oktar, Shitlord XXXVIII (Top Turd of the Turks)
Sarah Palin, Shitlord XXXIX (The Stupid Bitch From Alaska)
The (Ex-)Raving Atheist, Shitlord XL (The Crapulent Cling-on Convert)

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2009
Stephen Green, Shitlord XLI (The Soiled Skidmark Supreme)
Danny Nalliah, Shitlord XLII (The Anus of Oz)
Cardinal Cormac Murphy O'Connor, Shitlord XLIII (Brit-Bog Catholic Crapstain)
Dave Schultheis, Shitlord XLIV (Stinking Shithouse Supreme)
Don McLeroy, Shitlord XLV (Congealed Creationist Crapper)
Gingi Edmonds, Shitlord XLVI (Pro-life Pooper & Pebbledasher of the Stained Pan)
Pat Buchanan, Shitlord XLVII (Constrictor of the Bowels)
Tony Blair, Shitlord XLVIII (Loose Liar of the Long Log Drop)
Sally Kern, Shitlord XLIX (Poopy Proclamator of the Diaretic Diatribe)
Rick Warren, Shitlord L (Slippery Stall-Hog and Hater of teh Gays)
Ray Comfort, Shitlord LI (Plagiarising Ploppy Pooper)
Ken Ham, Shitlord LII (Dinosaur Dropping Dingbat)
Kirk Cameron, Shitlord LIII (Crazy Crocoduck Crapper)
Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, Shitlord LIV (Raghead Reamer Extraordinaire)
Charlene Werner, Shitlord LV (Shit Spouting Homeopathetic Headcase)

2012
Baroness Sayeeda Warsi, Shitlord LVI (Unelected Slurper of the Papal Scrotum)

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Old 06-16-2006, 12:12 PM   #2
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Does he get a prize? How about a crown of toilet paper rolls and a scepter made of poo.
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Old 06-16-2006, 12:13 PM   #3
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i second the motion.

One of the most irrational of all the conventions of modern society is the one to the effect that religious opinions should be respected....That they should have this immunity is an outrage. There is nothing in religious ideas, as a class, to lift them above other ideas. On the contrary, they are always dubious and often quite silly.
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Old 06-16-2006, 12:13 PM   #4
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Brilliant idea!

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Old 06-16-2006, 12:14 PM   #5
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Does he get a prize? How about a crown of toilet paper rolls and a scepter made of poo.
I'd rather see a scepter made of toilet paper rolls and a crown made with poo.. and thorns.

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Old 06-16-2006, 12:15 PM   #6
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Very good, but I personally would much rather be locked up in an Alcatraz cell for the rest of my life with Francis than Chris Treborn.

And, of course, the prize. Should someone like Jiminy Cricket subsequently win this award, and be sufficiently pleased with having touched such a raw evilutionist nerve, they will inevitably come in here to gloat. To which we can say "What do you want? A medal?"

Any h4><oRZ amongst us can then use their m4D5kI11z to track the offending theist down and mail them a medal made of poo, along with all sorts of oer unspeakable substances.
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Old 06-16-2006, 12:15 PM   #7
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There's no prize for being shitlord of the week. The title alone is a great honour.

You can always turn tricks for a few extra bucks. If looks are an issue, there's the glory hole option, but don't expect more than ... tips.
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Old 06-16-2006, 12:22 PM   #8
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Well, we could give Francis a goldfish in a baggy, like at the carnival.

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Old 06-16-2006, 12:23 PM   #9
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Very good, but I personally would much rather be locked up in an Alcatraz cell for the rest of my life with Francis than Chris Treborn.
Well, this is a weekly award, not a lifetime achievement award. :D

By the way, could somebody fill me in on this Chris Treborn? I've only been here a couple weeks and I don't think I've seen him (her?) on the forums.

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Old 06-16-2006, 12:27 PM   #10
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It's on the front page comments.

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Old 06-16-2006, 12:28 PM   #11
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Does he get a prize? How about a crown of toilet paper rolls and a scepter made of poo.
I'd rather see a scepter made of toilet paper rolls and a crown made with poo.. and thorns.
Yeah, that would be much better. Maybe throw in a toilet-seat necklace.
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Old 06-16-2006, 12:29 PM   #12
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He's in the blog comments. He's the perfect dumbass, hypocrite christian. Sometimes a little too perfect. He's either down with the syndrome, or he's a highly proficient and persistent troll.

An unforgettable example: I suspected that he was a troll, and had said so. He said that atheists were baddies or something, and I said defined a troll for him and said the description fitted him like a glove. To which he replied, in a considerbly more badly-spelled post:

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Your description fits me like a glove, only I don't have any hands.
I roffled, and Choobus asked how, even without hands, he managed to be such a jerkoff. To this day, I bring it up at every opportunity, because it's a very strong contender for the most retarded thing I've ever heard.
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Old 06-16-2006, 02:21 PM   #13
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Here is his scepter!

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Old 06-16-2006, 02:25 PM   #14
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Oooh, this is so self-congratulatory that I'm gonna come all over myself!

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Old 06-16-2006, 02:27 PM   #15
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Can it be any theist, or does it necessarily have to be a RA member?
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