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12-22-2006, 10:18 PM
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Well, we have come to the end of another year, and with that comes an impressive crop of shitlords.
I have made a shitlist of shitlord of the year for 2006. Vote now! Whomever is in the lead on jan 1 will be the ubershitlord. You can always turn tricks for a few extra bucks. If looks are an issue, there's the glory hole option, but don't expect more than ... tips. ~ Philiboid Studge |
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12-22-2006, 10:28 PM
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I think I am going to have to go with Rick "The Prick" Santorum. I almost chose the original shitmeister Francis but Santorum just had it coming.
\"Human\'s are emotionally fragile, perennially gullible, hopelessly ignorant masters of an insignificantly small speck in the cosmos. Have a nice day.\" Neil DeGrasse Tyson |
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12-22-2006, 10:33 PM
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It's a tough choice. It's like if your doctor asked you to provide a stool sample and you had 10 turds. How do you chose!
You can always turn tricks for a few extra bucks. If looks are an issue, there's the glory hole option, but don't expect more than ... tips. ~ Philiboid Studge |
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12-22-2006, 10:34 PM
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Location: New York City
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Kent Hovind gets my vote. No one has pissed me off more than him.
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12-22-2006, 10:40 PM
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Join Date: May 2005
Location: 3rd notch in the bible belt
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Sooooo many worthy choices. I limited my choices to people who actually posted on RA, however, so good ol' Francis got my vote.
Christian: One who believes that the New Testament is a divinely inspired book admirably suited to the spiritual needs of his neighbor. - Ambrose Bierce |
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12-22-2006, 10:50 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Posts: 2,645
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Francis, hands down.
"When science was in its infancy, religion tried to strangle it in its cradle." - Robert G. Ingersoll |
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12-22-2006, 11:22 PM
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Location: Real space
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Those are great choices, but Tedd Haggard has got to be in the running. He's been everywhere: in the Dawkins' special, in the talk surroundings this year's electons, and of course, in a drug dealing, gay postitute's ass.
To describe religions as mind viruses is sometimes interpreted as contemptuous or even hostile. It is both. I am often asked why I am so hostile to organized religion. -God a.k.a Richard Dawkins |
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12-22-2006, 11:25 PM
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aka HC
Join Date: May 2006
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I want to be fair to Francis, he came back for a reason, maybe he knew he could get another crown, so let's give it to him. He has proven to us he does a good job being a shitlord.
Go Sportheism! Let's get up, move, work out, get fit....AND LIVE LONG! |
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12-23-2006, 02:37 AM
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I wanted to go with a shitlord that shitlorded over more than these forums. So I figured it would have had to be someone whose shitlordism affects millions. pRick was a top contender for the honor, but I had to go with Father Shitlord XVI.
Do you hear what I hear? Doors are slamming shut, Limit your imagination, keep you where they must. Do you feel what I feel? Bittering distress, Who decides what you express? Do you take what I take? Endurance is the word, Moving back instead of forward seems to me absurd. |
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12-23-2006, 05:19 AM
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Stinkin' Mod
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Britland
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Francis - no question.
Stop the Holy See men! |
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12-23-2006, 05:35 AM
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Join Date: May 2005
Location: U.K. London
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Francis - for sure.
He was the original shitlord after all, it's only fittng that he should be the first "shitlord of the year" as well. That, and that he's a fucking shitlord! Invisibility and nothingness look an awful lot alike. |
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12-23-2006, 08:56 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Massachusetts
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I thought we were all in agreement that George Bush was never picked shitlord of the week because we were saving him for the yearly honors. Has this changed? Because I honestly can't think of anyone who deserves it more than him.
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12-23-2006, 09:05 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Beastly Muck
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Quote:
(also works for deciding when it's time to do laundry.) |
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12-23-2006, 09:13 AM
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Location: Oxford, UK.
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"You care for nothing but shooting, dogs and rat-catching, and will be a disgrace to yourself and all your family" |
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12-23-2006, 09:45 AM
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Organ Donator
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Location: Beastly Muck
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Deepcrack Loofah gets my vote because 1) he "takes on" Dawkins with unctuous and dishonest horseshit and 2) apparently millions of loyal mouth-breathers eat up this crap with a spoon. I think his brand of shit is the last line of defense between shiteaters and science -- these are people who think of traditional religions as superstition, but can't quite let go of the voodoo ugga bugga themselves. Shitlord XIX just promotes this shite.
Shitlord I is getting a lot of traction because he's been on a recent diarrhetic shitstorm in the forums, but I don't think he's worthy of SL of the Y. |
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